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rainbowbrite Mar 24th, 2004 02:24 AM

I don't have sex dreams
 
Is that odd? :(

Mockery Mar 24th, 2004 02:45 AM

One man's nightmare is another man's sex.

:tear

Jixby Phillips Mar 24th, 2004 03:08 AM

I never have sex dreams either. I think the closest was that I had a make-out dream with Alicia Witt.

The Fifth Man Mar 24th, 2004 03:10 AM

I hate sex dreams. Whenever I have them it involves
someone I know. Sure the dream'd be hot and all, but for
about two, three weeks afterward it changes the way I
think about whatever girl I (didn't really) have sex with.

It really sucks when you think you actually did have sex with
them. You want a way to make a gigantic ass of yourself....

So I think it's for your own good that you don't have 'em.
They're nothing but trouble.

BlueOatmeal Mar 24th, 2004 03:13 AM

Sex dreams make me sad. When I wake up I know it'll never happen to me. :horribledepression

agroskaterik Mar 24th, 2004 03:21 AM

It sucks when you wake up from them when they're really good, and you try to fall back asleep into it, but it doesnt happen. :/

also when the girl turns into family members :(

The Fifth Man Mar 24th, 2004 03:23 AM

Now, when you have a dream about having sex with a girl, then
think you actually did, THEN she turns into a family member...

THERE'S a recipe for fun on Thanksgiving reunions.

DamnthatDavid Mar 24th, 2004 04:00 AM

I always dream about having sex with female strangers I hardly ever know. Or a girls in classes I hate personally, but are hot.

And they always seem taller then me.
Which is wierd, seeing how I'm 6'4.

Dole Mar 24th, 2004 11:14 AM

live the dream, people

rainbowbrite Mar 24th, 2004 12:33 PM

I think it's good not to have sex dreams.



Cleaner sheets :)

Matt Harty Mar 24th, 2004 02:55 PM

Sometimes I don't have sex because i'm worried i'll get in trouble. Then I wake up and notice it was a dream. What a waste. :(

Esuohlim Mar 24th, 2004 05:05 PM

Yeah! I always have dreams where I don't do anything because I think I'll regret it, and then I wake up and feel sad because I could have done it.

The bizarre thing about my sex/make out dreams is that I always have this feeling that the person I made out/had sex with had the same dream that I did that night.

FartinMowler Mar 24th, 2004 05:45 PM

Some of the best sex I have had is when I'm dreaming and then I give teh wife a nuzzle and then do the funky chicken and melt some cheese if you know what I mean :)

Slinky Ferret Mar 24th, 2004 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*
Some of the best sex I have had is when I'm dreaming and then I give teh wife a nuzzle and then do the funky chicken and melt some cheese if you know what I mean :)

I don't have a wife to nuzzle

So no >:

Matt Harty Mar 24th, 2004 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
The bizarre thing about my sex/make out dreams is that I always have this feeling that the person I made out/had sex with had the same dream that I did that night.

Yeah I do that alot. You feel like talking to the person more often, like they suddenly feel something different about you. It sucks having to seperate reality from dreams. Sometimes I get sad and try to fall back asleep and go into dreamland. :(

rainbowbrite Mar 25th, 2004 01:35 AM

I never remember most of my dreams. But I remember a lot of them were good and worth remembering. :(

Comrade Rocket Mar 25th, 2004 03:27 AM

Consider yourself lucky man, Some of mine will make me wake up and not want to go back to bed.

I once had a dream where whilst i was fucking the girl started to melt away. first her face and then the rest of her body. Finally her skin and muscles had melted away and her intestines jumped out and wrapped around me like a snake...

Im afraid to talk to that girl now :(

PS: and yes I did say Whilst

executioneer Mar 25th, 2004 05:06 AM

RED WINGS GIVE YOU BULL :lol

-willie

Terra Mar 25th, 2004 08:32 AM

I had a dream the other night where OAO was chasing me around the table yelling "I HAVE A SEVEN INCH DICK! I HAVE A SEVEN INCH DICK! I HAVE A SEVEN INCH DICK!!"

I had to wake myself up. :chatter

Matt Harty Mar 25th, 2004 11:30 AM

I reccomend getting a life.

Terra Mar 25th, 2004 11:33 AM

Like yours?

No thanks. :)

rainbowbrite Mar 25th, 2004 09:08 PM

:)

The Retro Kat Mar 25th, 2004 11:55 PM

LIEK, OMG R U GAY?

Matt Harty Mar 26th, 2004 11:15 AM

LOL THIS IS THE PART WHERE RAINBROW N TERRY SUCK EACH OTHERS PEE PEE'S. :lol ^_^

rainbowbrite Mar 26th, 2004 12:39 PM

Who's Terry? :/


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