McClain?
 

Where's our resident sailor? I haven't seen his bitch ass around here in a while.

He's busy... or something... or something.

:tear

Didn't he have a kid?

well not him personally, i dont think thats possible... well maybe if you took out your... nevermind

McClain is busily filming several personal videos for me. I demand perfection.

After a short stint reading books to the blind, I decided it would be more advantageous to me (and the blind) to pursue reading to the retarded. Everyone has now benefited from my posterity and I'm proud to say that there are 14 retards in the greater San Diego area that can now say the word "scuttlebutt" without sounding, well... retarded.

This is where all my time goes... She's a deviant just like her father.

That's a cute little tyke you got there, Mr. McClain.