I-Mockery Forum

I-Mockery Forum (http://i-mockery.com/forum/index.php)
-   Movies & Television (http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=16)
-   -   Comedy Central Presents: Dat Phan (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10393)

sspadowsky Mar 26th, 2004 09:47 PM

Comedy Central Presents: Dat Phan
 
How the fuck did this guy get ANYWHERE?

This was like watching a really horrific Evening at the Improv from 1987. One of those "I think it would go something like this" comedians. I'm just so dumbfounded that I can't further elaborate on why this guy sucks. Help.

FartinMowler Mar 26th, 2004 10:06 PM

He is the guy that won some reality show where a group of comedians live in a house and they are eliminated one by one. I thought he sucked big time so I stopped watching the show :(

O71394658 Mar 26th, 2004 10:31 PM

I love Asian comedians. They always have a good old Asian man impression. They make fun of their parents a lot, too. I thought he was pretty good. Not fantastic, but good enough.

Anonymous Mar 27th, 2004 12:06 AM

That's it, though. All he has is his Asian sterotype voice. No great jokes or anything. Without the voice, he has no act. Hell, the only reason he won that show was because everyone felt sorry for him because Rich Vos and the others teasing him mercilessly.

Bobo Adobo Mar 27th, 2004 02:21 AM

Rich Vos or Ralphy should have won that show. :(

Eventhough I bet they will have a better career than Dat Phag.

Black Flag Mar 27th, 2004 03:38 AM

no, eddie pepitone should've won that show. so, shut up.

Royal Tenenbaum Mar 27th, 2004 01:16 PM

Ralphy sucked fucking ass. I watched the last show, and he was all "Lets stop making fun of fat people and make fun of skinny people for not eating." No, how about we keep making fun of fat people for being smelly blobs of shitty and love skinny people because we want to sleep with them! Seriously, he even made a joke about how skinny Ally McBeal was like 4 years after the show was off the air.

Bobo Adobo Mar 27th, 2004 02:39 PM

"Smelly blobs of shitty" :lol

And Eddie Pepitones a douche.

Esuohlim Mar 28th, 2004 01:39 PM

Shut up. >:

I really wanted him to be in the finals, but then he wasn't and I was sad. :(

My second choice was Dave Mordal, but people had a boner for Dat Phan and he was kicked off too. >:

I don't know why Rich Vos was on that show. He had a Comedy Central special prior to the whole Funniest Person in America shit. :rolleyes

ProfessorCool Mar 29th, 2004 02:25 AM

Yeha i wanted peppitone in there too, whenever he does shit on conan i piss my pants. Mordal was another one, but all lost to the asian.

Rich Vos already had a comedy special so he didn't need to win.

I read in the paper that some comedians are saying the game was rigged, at least the sequel and alot of the good comics that the professionals like didnt make the first cut to a bunch of fresh faced goons, figures.

When is "Dat's my Dat!" COmicg to NBC, didn't he get a sitcom deal, i bet you dollars to donuts Dat will play his own mom.

Rongi Mar 29th, 2004 04:02 PM

I'll bet you everything I have that it will be canceled in a few weeks.

Quote:

No, how about we keep making fun of fat people for being smelly blobs of shitty and love skinny people because we want to sleep with them!
:lol Loser.

ProfessorCool Mar 29th, 2004 04:40 PM

Remeber that beginning where he cried during his interview about them being poor, no one else acted that pathetic (excpet peppitone, but he did it in a funny way). Nbc just gave him the show from then on.

Miss Modular Mar 29th, 2004 06:11 PM

Re: Comedy Central Presents: Dat Phan
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sspadowsky
How the fuck did this guy get ANYWHERE?

I ask the same question about Mitch Hedberg.

ScruU2wice Mar 29th, 2004 06:29 PM

Holy crap has anyone else noticed that he's made the same joke about him pissing, every time he's gotten up on stage >:

All his jokes were about his mother being more asian than he is. It's kinda of a chuckle but not the best standup ive sit through...

Schimid Mar 29th, 2004 08:46 PM

I love Mitch Hedburg. :(

Rongi Mar 29th, 2004 09:02 PM

Ditto >:

The jelly bean joke had me in hysterics :(

sspadowsky Mar 29th, 2004 10:21 PM

Re: Comedy Central Presents: Dat Phan
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Modular
Quote:

Originally Posted by sspadowsky
How the fuck did this guy get ANYWHERE?

I ask the same question about Mitch Hedberg.

Hahaha, there I have to disagree with you. This is what sold me on Mitch:

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

Emu Mar 29th, 2004 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
Holy crap has anyone else noticed that he's made the same joke about him pissing, every time he's gotten up on stage >:

All his jokes were about his mother being more asian than he is. It's kinda of a chuckle but not the best standup ive sit through...

Well, they played to different audiences every time. So to them, it's a fresh joke!

rainbowbrite Mar 30th, 2004 12:20 PM

I liked Dat Phan...

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2004 12:28 PM

Phat Dan ;)

ProfessorCool Mar 30th, 2004 03:47 PM

Pat Dhan

Anonymous Mar 30th, 2004 04:10 PM

Dat unfunny Vietnamese kid.

MrAdventure Mar 30th, 2004 04:22 PM

hedberg is all like "hey i am irreversibly damaged by drugs maybe i can turn it into an act by putting together my own observations on life" you know?

ii think he's pretty damn funny though and his delivery works very well :(

CastroMotorOil Mar 30th, 2004 06:01 PM

Hedburg is hilarious, but dat just is not that funny. If i saw him in a comedy club opening for someone, that would be cool, cuz i laughed a few times, but not nearly enough to warrant his own special.

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2004 07:05 PM

I think he ruins jokes all the time by not making any in the first place. >:


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:58 PM.

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.