Late April Fools Day Joke
 

In a private message, Doomsday wrote :

"Your worst nightmare is back, wimp."

I replied

"My worst nightmare is about having to take a test in a class I've been cutting and then it turns out I'm not wearing any pants, just a really long shirt. Are you sure you can be all those things? It sounds like more than you're up to."

Maybe he meant your worst nightmare is 'backwimp' -the medical condition where your back becomes all girlish and soft, and its all you can do to actually lift a teaspoon without crying from the strain.

He's not very 'back' is he? One post, one private message?

Someone should tell him you don't need to wait for press on nails to dry.

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GothNaPrepsBody :hypno

so, who woke up the Brawl Hall idiots this time?

Do they live in a pit of sorrow and despair?

Stay with me here but, using a "nice dream" as the diametric opposite to nightmare, wouldn't applying the superlative "worst" to nightmare actually make it a very, very nice dream. What could be better than that? He sounds like a nice young man and I think you should send him a thank you note, Max.