Splatter House for Sega Genesis
 

Freakiest. Game. Ever. Got any opinions on it? Post 'em here.

If this turns into another one of those "UPC Sucks He Is Only 11" threads I'm going to punch someone.

The character of UPC isn't funny and neither is turning every thread he makes into a pile of dead horses, speckled here and there with aborted jokes.

Okay, now that that's out of the way.

Never heard of it, probably japanese shit. I don't think anyone knows about it either.

No, it's english. It's just quite old. In Dr. Boogie's sig, the sprites used are from Splatter House.

Oh, dr. boogie must of thought that was Jason from friday the thirteenth, he loves slasher flicks, better PM him to warn him.

Yeah, my friend said it was a FT13th game. That dude (whose name is Rick :tongue) looks a hell of a lot like Jason.

Do you have a thing for people named Rick?

No, in a text screen it showed the name. Since there was only one person on that screen so I concluded his name was Rick.

Are you trying to give me a orgasm with your video game knowledge?

No, just thought tell you. You asked me, ya stoop.

You don't beat around the bush, do you, you fox.

:growl :hiss :nibble

I'm reporting you to the webmaster of this website.

OMG UPC IS A FURRY

OM: GUPCO is not something to joke about. They are responsible for 3 of the nuclear plant meltdowns in Phao-Lin, China.

Shut up youre 11

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This thread is hillarious. :lol

You son of a bitch.

I've only played Slaughterhouse for the NES, but that one is pretty damned good.

Isn't that that one game from like guatamala that never even got released in north america?

Something like that.

this thread is awesome :lol

Yes, it is a very well made nockoff.

No, I'm 17. If you were talking to me, that is. And either way, I'm 17.

Slaughter House? I'll have to check that one, via ROM.

ive only played the mame rom of it, its pretty cool, hackity hack slash

I was kidding, Boogie :(

It's too late. The damage has been done, and now I'll have that PM forever.

I didnt know Splatter House came out for the gen. i thought it was for tg16 only...
:(

Oh I thought you were mad because I made it look like i didn't know Splatterhouse.......

Jesus Christ...

Post the PM, this is comedy gold

i've only played it on turbo grafix 16, but it pwns.

yes willie, it pwns.

h0m0

do it for the love of all that is holy.

No, wait, maybe it was Splatterhouse. Don't remember.

You asked for it:

:lol

Happy Easter everybody!