I had a Tamigotchi, but it got sick...so I had to take it out back and put it out of its misery.

Welcome back, fuck face.

My cousin asked me to babysit her tamagotchi once. I didn't clean the shits up and they covered up the screen and forced the pet right off the screen. When I gave it back to my cousin she was pissed. After she cleaned the shits up the little fucker wanted to eat cake.

my ten-year-old son is a neopets junkie. :(