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Sethomas

Apr 27th, 2004 01:07 AM

I heard a joke from the USSR

Two men stand in a bar. One man asks, "Comrade, what have you got for food today?" To which the other replies, "I have only a dog bone to eat." "Why are you eating a dog bone?", this begged. "This morning I went to the commisary to get food. By the time I was in line, they had run out of food and were giving out cow bones to eat. By the time it was my turn, they ran out of cow bones. So they gave me a dog bone."

I guess some things don't translate well. :/

Edit: italicize italischmize

executioneer

Apr 27th, 2004 01:11 AM

i get it :lol

-willie

Anonymous

Apr 27th, 2004 01:30 AM

They're too poor to afford humor.

the_dudefather

Apr 27th, 2004 06:03 AM

in democratic america, dog bone eats you!

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