Prolly not as often as you insult yourself

fartin doesn't like his wommins all smart and shit. they aren't supposed to sass. >:

Oh, give me a break :/ I have a wife and two daughters and even my dog is female....this is my only time for male bonding so piss off.

I Have a Wife , two female cats, a female frog, and a friend who screams like a 14 year old girl, and I don't ask anything more from these people.

And as for your drunken state, sleeping with your sister while actually wearing a condom is a drunken mistake, not posting random shit on a message board.

Huh? who are you talking too? one of the cats?

EXcuse me miss fartinmewler but as a englsih prefessor i Must let Yuo know that 'Who" and "One[ shoud be CAPITOLIZED whcih means turn on caps and turn them on again aFTer typing Letter nubmer 1!!. this is Just a HEADS IUP if you will

i'd much rather talk to one of his cats than you, fartin mowler.

You make it almost impossible for me not to hate you.

every single time fartin pays me a roundabout compliment he follows it up with reminding us all about his wife.

is there a psychologist in the house who would like to analyze this behavior for me or i can i just assume that i have another stalker type?

Fartin STILL sucks >:

He wants a threeway Glowbelly. Its soooo obvious.

WITH HALEY JOEL OSMENT AND FF WOODYCOOKS, NO LESS

karen im in england i cant stalk you with my body

darn :(

Hey do you remember when Fartin used to be funny? :(

Yeah neither do I :(

Good one. :lol

Could ya get me a beer, sweetie? ;)

IS THAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION MISTAR

When is the last time Captain Robo had a thread go two pages :lol really I don't know because there isn't a search button >:

It's not an accomplishment when it's two pages of people laughing at you and not with you.

If I had a dime for everytime I heard that :lol

It's THAT kind of rapier wit that got you a wife that had your retarded children.

Go to the Coinstar 'cause you lack the mental capacity to count past the number of digits that you have? :/