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Poco	May 2nd, 2004 01:41 PM

You want to know why I am not in hell?

I died when I stole a pickup truck when I was drunk.

THEN IN HELL, I STOLE SATAN'S PICKUP TRUCK WHILE I WAS DRUNK AND CRASHED IT AND HE KICKED ME OUT OF HELL.

I am only 14, and have been kicked out of the world's worst place.

Emu	May 2nd, 2004 01:42 PM

Re: You want to know why I am not in hell?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poco

I am only 14, and have been kicked out of the worlds worst place.

:lol

Esuohlim

May 2nd, 2004 01:43 PM

BEING RANDOM IS VERY FUNNY

CastroMotorOil

May 2nd, 2004 01:59 PM

i can't wait till im 14 and and older awesome kid like poco

:(

AChimp

May 2nd, 2004 02:02 PM

Man, when I was 14, I only started on the long road to chronic masturbation. :(

VolCanon

May 2nd, 2004 02:14 PM

You were 14? Man, I started when i was 12.

Anonymous

May 2nd, 2004 03:22 PM

I have the strangest feeling that this is going to be one of those characters that's banned after only a few days.

Rongi

May 2nd, 2004 03:25 PM

Like Klownboy :(

Sam	May 3rd, 2004 01:36 PM

PILLZ :hypno

DamnthatDavid

May 3rd, 2004 03:15 PM

Once, I thought I saw aliens, but it turned out to be Santa Clause who was being anal probed by the FBI.

kellychaos

May 3rd, 2004 03:35 PM

I'll bet you hauled the hell out of there ... :lol ... :/ ... :( .

Brandon

May 3rd, 2004 04:57 PM

Damn that motherfucking David.

kellychaos

May 3rd, 2004 05:03 PM

I heard that they check his ass once ... then checked his ass twice ... to try and find out if he had anal hair lice.

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