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Helm May 2nd, 2004 09:28 PM

I am back!
 
Hey! So I am back here and I want to know what happened in the last month or so. This is your chance to fill me in. Or you could insult me, I'm ok with that since i'm in a good mood and all. Or we could play another game and I can fill YOU in on what happened over here in no-computer greekland or whatever. Just keep me occupied for a few hours.

soundtest May 2nd, 2004 09:42 PM

i quit for censorship reasons i felt were unjustified. welcome back! :)

Helm May 2nd, 2004 09:54 PM

What happened? I hope you make like most i-mockers and completely neglect anything you've said in the past (continuity is for comic books) and come back and help me make this thread a wonderful thread. Oh by the way, I never got to tell you that I really liked the music I've heard from your band.

soundtest May 2nd, 2004 10:08 PM

thx man but i'm just the monkey bass player so i can't really take credit for the songs. i've got some new shit in the works though that is more my style and i will definitely fire it your way when it sees the light of day.

buutttt AHEM

I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS MISTER

Where the hell have you been???

Helm May 2nd, 2004 10:26 PM

I took off in a grand adventure. Right after the realisation that an underground rebel robot force was going to attempt to overthrow the human goverments all over the world (see the daisy bot interrogations on this) I decided that having a functioning motherboard was too much of a risk. Robots control computer chips using airwaves. A new breed of mankiller, you know? Airwaves. So I also infected my computer with two worms, just to keep the robots off my track. Kept them thinking that I was just facing technical difficulties while I was fighting the good fight in my basement, vigoriously masturbating over imaginary pictures of women I've never seen. It... it was nice. And burning. After that I decided that it was time to travel the world and rally the human resistance against the upcoming robot armageddonnon. I searched high and low for natures harmonious time cube and got a bit sidetracked in some low resolution adventures. Then I drew some comics. And some more comics. And they do not make sense but they make sense to me when I laugh about them. Did I tell you I met a crazy woman on the street and she told me that I HAVE SIGNED MY DEATH SENTENCE. Then she went off on a tangent about rapitographs. Sloppy editing. Go figure. As you can see it's easy to get sidetracked. It's a dangerous place.

So how about you?

kellychaos May 3rd, 2004 03:49 PM

Whatever happened to Asimov's first rule of robots? :nerd

ScruU2wice May 3rd, 2004 04:56 PM

Yeah that went straight to hell just as soon as we taught them love and compassion...


Show us the comics, helm...

MrAdventure May 3rd, 2004 07:39 PM



uh oh it is helm hide



hide



escape

da blob May 3rd, 2004 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helm
I took off in a grand adventure.


Then you came back here cause after all, telling us about it is the fun part of it.

And all this time I thought you were dead.

soundtest May 4th, 2004 12:41 AM

there is no way i'm following that up helm so instead i am requesting visuals too

Dole May 4th, 2004 04:50 AM

Hello Helmikins

Spectre X May 4th, 2004 07:11 AM

Helm is back! :)



People picked on me while you were gone. :( And when you were here too. :(

SMN May 4th, 2004 07:22 AM

Hey, Helm!

Miss me? :)

Oh, alot has happened, but you might want to consider this thing :) .

executioneer May 4th, 2004 03:12 PM

he already replied to it you dummy

Helm May 4th, 2004 03:45 PM

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/NC01-01en.gif
http://www.sylpher.com/helm/NC01-02en.gif

That's the first one. I didn't img it because they're too big to be cached by the whole of the i-mock. And they're not urled to avoid the clicky happies we have around (turns out bbcode urls on it's own without need for tags). There's a poor attempt at translating from greek to english. I didn't even attempt so for the next one. I thought it was better if nobody here knew anything about what is written, since it's keeping with the theme.

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/NC02-01nonen.gif
http://www.sylpher.com/helm/NC02-02nonen.gif

Thanks for posting in my thread, good people. And by good people I mean soundtest, adventure, blob, dole and executioneer. The rest of you can go get fucked.

soundtest May 4th, 2004 04:03 PM

jesus... i don't even know what to say. fucking incredible. you should get this published man because i would buy it in a heartbeat.

Quote:

I thought it was better if nobody here knew anything about what is written, since it's keeping with the theme.
fucking rites... i thought it was the PERFECT transition... struggling to keep up... i'm NOT crazy i DO understand this everything is UNDER CONTROL.... waitaminute these words i-i don't know.... wait what letter is....th-that... where aRe wE-e-e-e-e....?

:love :love :love

or maybe i'm just fucking nuts

da blob May 4th, 2004 04:12 PM

not only is your line strong, but your compositions are not shitty.

sadie May 4th, 2004 05:50 PM

:love helm :love

FartinMowler May 4th, 2004 06:37 PM

Chinese have a saying "Sue hay" (roughly translated) that means some one that holds a grudge and ever since Helm wrote that he doesn't post his songs because there 10 minutes long I have resented him :( wanker

James May 4th, 2004 07:23 PM

Your Yus comic was in Fatman. :(

Ninjavenom May 4th, 2004 08:08 PM

That first picture reminds me to tell you to look for a book called Dr. Seuss' Forbidden Art. The first panel totally screamed "Seuss" at me.

Anonymous May 4th, 2004 09:04 PM

I'm back, too.

Anonymous May 4th, 2004 10:38 PM

Here are some pictures.

We went to western New York state this weekend, but I don't have any pictures of that. Instead, I have pictures from Pennsylvania on the trip back.



If your town looks like this, there is a good chance no-one will care if you die.



Eric Ruth pumping GAS.



For those of you that can't read the sign, that really does say 'Flame Thrower' at the top. Dairy Queen is a zany place.

Okay, the rest are from today, at home.



I rearranged my desk to fit the travel rack I just bought.



There's an Antares Autotune ATR-1a. It's the type of thing that Cher uses to make her be able to sing, but I'm going to use it as more of an effect, and for Happy Hardcore vocals.



You can see the MBox Protools interface between the monitor and right speaker. Also, there is a set of Sony MDR-V900 Studio Headphones on the bottom of the keyboard stands.



Spooky.

Helm May 5th, 2004 10:43 AM

Sountest: I am glad you liked my comics. Not many people did. Apparently they weren't comfortable with the fact that they made absolutely no sense. For some it's an asset, it seems.

Da Blob: Thank you. Bilal is good. Moebius is better. Bilal's movie better rock.

:love sadie :love

James: I'm friends with the person who made Fatman. I originally came here from the AGS scene forum after a silly forum war. I loved Fatman. Did you like it?

Ninjavenom: I'll check it out.

And welcome back Chojin.

pjalne May 5th, 2004 10:55 AM

Whoa, I've never seen handwritten greek before. It's pretty badass.


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