WHO'S LINE GAME: QUESTIONS ONLY
 

This is the one game where you can talk in question only, if you don't drew carey buzzes you and he takes a bute in you after the game.

OK THE SCENARIO IS: A GENTELMAN MEETS A HOBO.

Are you playing the harmonica?

NO, BUT DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH MY PENIS?

Is that a question you ask a gentelman?

*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*

MAKE SOMETHING FUNNY WITH THIS HAT CONTEST.

*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*

what do you guys think of that

*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*

Do you guys do this all the time?

IT'S TIME FOR THE "HOBO" HOEDOWN



ONCE WHEN I WAS WALKING THROUGH A GHETTO TOWN
I SAW A HOMELESS GUY WHO WAS EATING HIS OWN BROWN
I THREW HIM A COUPLE DOLLARS AND TOLD HIM TO BUY FOOD
HE SAID "MY NAME IS DREW CAREY AND IT'S ALL I'LL EAT, DUDE"



OH YOU



HI THERE HOW'S IT GOING, I GO BY "GREG PROOPS"
I TOO ONCE SAW A HOBO THAT WAS EATING ALL HIS POOPS
I SAID "HEY BUDDY, ISN'T THAT KINDA SICK?"
HE SAID "LOL, I'M DREW CAREY, AND I ALSO SUCK DICK"



ZINGED AGAIN! *CHUCKLE*



HELLO THERE, I'M COLIN M., AND I CAN'T SING WORTH SHIT
I TALKED TO A HOBO ONCE AND WE MATCHED WITS
HE SAID "GIVE ME MONEY OR I'LL STAB YOU"
I SAID "I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING THAT RHYMES WITH 'YOU' AT THE MOMENT" *DANCES*



I CAN'T BELIEVE I HEARD WHAT THAT LAZY BUM JUST SAID
HE SAID HE'D GIVE ME MONEY IF I WOULD GIVE HIM HEAD
I SAID "THAT'S NOT MY DEPARTMENT, BUT I KNOW WHO'S IT IS"
IT'S DREW CAREY'S AND HE LIKES THE TASTE OF JIZZ



GOOD GAME. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ;)

LIKES THE TASTE OF JIZZ!

HAT HAT HAT HAT

Ok then, our next game is called props, which we out you into two teams, Colin and Ryan....


(INSANE BRITISH LAUGHTER)


Well done, colin. And the other team will be Greg and that other...


You damn know well what my name is Tony Slattery


Well just don't go slatherin on me
(INSANE BRITISH LAUGHTER)


You Americans, hahahaha now you each got a prop, now go with it, start the course (britsh mubmling for 10 more seconds) and Go!


http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ps%2520Top.jpg


STEEL MAGNOLIAS

(INSANE BRITSH LAUGHTER)
BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZ!




(SINGS) I THINK IM TURNING JAPANESA I THINK I TURNG JAPANESA I REALLY THINK SO


God, you suck!




NEVER FEAR MY FRIENDS ACROSS THE POND, I HAVE ARRIVED!


Who the hell are you?


I AM YOUR COMEDY REPLACEMENT, AND I HEAR TO BRING SOME COLOR INTO THIS WHITE BOY FEST!

(MANIC BRITISH LAUGHTER)


Well fine, kick me off, I AM A VERY RESPECTED COMEDIAN, AND DOING THESE DOG SHOWS DONT PROVE MY TALENT, I KNOW WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT!


(INSANE BRITISH LAUGHTER)


Security, take out that slatherer now, and greg and wayne you can start over.




(SINGS)I THINK IM TURNING JAPANESA I THINK IM TURNING JAPANESA I REALLY THINK SO!

(INSANE BRITISH LAUGHTER STANDING OVATION)
BZZ BZZ BZZ


That was BRILLIANT! I give you and gred 1000000 points each, and that's the end of the game, and our winner is, why look that, only was in one game, MR. WAYNE BRADY, he will read the credits in the style of my choosing which will be Giving a Eulogy at a Funeral, I'm Clive anderson and that is gregproopswaynebradycolinmochireandryanstilesjanjo yceonthekeyboards thank you all a good night, goodnight.

(Credits Role, theme music in background)



We will never forget clive anderson well maybe me

(BRITISH HOWLING LAUGHTER)

Dan Patterson, give your self a pat on the back for not living anymore!

(LAUGHTER MORE, ROTTEN TEETH START FALLINGOUT)

uhh, jan ell, oh I dont know these bristish names at all.

(LOUD APPLAUSE, FADE TO BLACK)

this game is jesus.

thanks guy

Glad I can help. Satan.

I love Whose Line, it's my favorite show in the world, but this is just freaky.....

Yeah it's scary isn't it Crono :blah

You abosulety have to try and make fun of me in some way in ever post you make, don't you?

As long as you keep sticking around, ma'am. :blah

May I ask why?

Not unless you want to get BANNED :blah

You think that something you would say would get me banned? Oh come on now, you don't even know me at all.

I know from the things you say in your posts that you are a gigantic fruit.

EXHIBIT A

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EXHIBIT B

EXHIBIT C

Exhibit 4!

Captain Goodtimes? more like Captain Suckfest :lol :lol2 :lol :lol2 :lol :lol2 :lol :lol2

Who here likes banana cream pie?

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...D%26ie%3DUTF-8

yeah..what?

thanks ernasty, you reminded me how retarded freakin strange was.