DO YOU WANT ENEMIES MIKESOAWESOME BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOUR ASKING FOR WITH THIS ATTITUDE NOBODY ATTACKS THE BIG MAN

Mike So Awesome is so Awesome!

Can't fuck with him.

Things that nerds say because they heard it on Doug:

"That's just wrong."
"Errrr...YEAAAAAHH..."
"Okay, that scares me..." (Or, "That's just SCARY.")

Things that nerds say because they heard it from a friend they think is cool:

"Jesus Christ!" "Yeeesss?"
"Foolish mortal!"

People who use slang that the internet made popular (with the notable exception of LOL):

"teh"
"pwned"
"roxorz"

Things that I get a lot:

"You must be really secure in your masculinity!"
"Oh god! Where did you get that wallet?" (It's no worse or different than the other things I wear)

I realize I can expect to get shit like that on account of dressing the way I do, but at least have the decency to call me a fag or something.

Rongi and Chojin pretty much nailed it for me. :(

People think you're secure in your masculinity when you wear pink pants?

IT'S LIKE, NO BITCH >:

To expand on Rongi's, I hate pretty much anyone that pretends a negative comment is a positive one. The worst offender of this are the fucking hosebag slores that take being called a bitch a compliment. And they usually have a keychain that says something cliche like 'Don't disturb the BITCH' or 'Don't Piss Me Off - I'm PMSing and I have a GUN!' or anything else they buy at Spencer's during the purchase of the HILARIOUS greeting card they got for their equally bitchy friend.

I hate pretty much any type of sexual innuendo, if that counts for anything. Usually people that use it laugh at it.

That goes for shirts that say things like "Don't Touch My Nuts" with a picture of a squirell or "My Monkey Is Huge" with a picture of a gorilla.

I just want to be friends
the word "issues"
any "politically correct" phrase.....

I hate it when people say, "YOU NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT." Or when someone copies off of someone, "OH MY GOD YOU BITERS." And faggot nerds in my Math class repeat unfunny Simpsons quotes. :(

shit I don't need to hear
 

"no"
any matrix quote whatsoever.
"cuss" makes me want to hurt the person who says it.
there are others.

"You need to calm down"

'i was just kidding' when i already knew they were kidding.
'do you think you're special?'
'a wise man once said...'
'to quote (insert name)...'

i also hate it when people say 'SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!' on new year's eve.

i regret making up the word 'confuzzled' now that a lot of people are saying it instead of 'confused'.

"if i was given a penny everytime someone said..."
>:

"that's craazzy~"
>: >: >:

Pullin the race card you fuck face! Think I represent my whole country? Huh now you have a problem Im gonna go blow up another one of your large buildings just because I don't know enought about your nation so i'll just say youre all dumb. And i can saely say that lots of Americans are dumb. I have one example. A canadian in California Was answering wuestions about the stanley cup and a woman came up and asked him for coffe because she thought the stanley was a coffe machine!!!

Shut up and go start WWIII

Fuck face

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"I'm all..." pronounced I'moll
"Wull" instead of well
"What's the matter"

"thats twisted"
And people who point out that fag is what the english call cigarettes. Especially when they say 'I'm not a cigarette' after you call them a faggot >:

"Oops, haha just kidding" when someone says something stupid or obvious. Like "Have you seen my book?" "You're holding it in your hand." "Oh. Just kidding." >:

Generic comebacks such as "Stop describing your own sick fantasies" or "Look who's talking." >:

I hate people who say "like" every three seconds. >:

Haha. I'm still friends with one guy in school who'd always say "Uhhh...No, that's you." And then we'd all pretend to be completely blown away by it.

People who use "Cum" instead of "Come" i want to punch them in the face.

Expecially when girls who think that they are dead sexy use it.

That one actually bothers me too a little, but I can't get too mad at it because it's written out like that almost 100% of the time. What really pisses me off about it, though, is when someone tries to "correct" me when I write it "come". That's when I get "mad".

">:"

I find it mind-blowing that I haven't posted a damn thing in four days and am still getting flamed. And why does an Egomaniac like myself have to be the mature one around here. The me it sounds like ArrowX posts while stuck in rush hour traffic. Road Rage(Rash) anyone? Finally, I am not playing the race card, stop listen to Al Sharpton, you have to recognize certain behaviors Germans, Russians and the Irish are prown to drinking the Canadians are known for being incredibly dumb, an example of this your countries languages are French and English, French being the main language why is the British Queen on your money, if even the English are not represented by the morarchy? Stop claiming "race card" whenever someone says something you find offensive all this does is add fuel to the fire.

Phases I despise eh? Any slang term that uses the word "Nigga"
product slogans that rhyme.
salesmen that rhyme, and tell corny jokes
Ex. someone once said "You're name is Max, and you pay no tax."

MikeSoAwesome - The Obnoxious One

I you think you can beat me pick an arena.

:lol are you related to kellychaos you seem to ramble

MikeSoAwesome, are you Mad Max?

YOU SO CRAZY