I'm getting angry because I'm realize how much a lot of my idiot friends use just about all those phrases and that's why lately I've been hating them.

I also hate it when the phrase "OMGWTFBBQ" is used on the Internet because whenever someone says it I always feel like they think that they're being original even though they know that they got it from somewhere. >:

That stuff was only funny in games anyway.

Rog says ROFLMAO all the time.

any phrase from 'bo' selecta' really pisses me off. especially when the person saying it thinks its the funniest thing ever created

"cha' mone muthafucka!"

I did see a big issue seller doing absolutely perfect bo selecta impressions. Had to let him off, nice to see the homeless keeping up with popular culture.

"You never come down for holidays."

"You're not supposed to be drinking."

"Calm down grandpa."

a big issue seller in the local city centre SINGS all the fucking time. imagine one of those pop-idol rejects trying to sell you a crappy magazine all day.

another big-issue salesman was openly vomiting in the street one day. now my respect for the magazine goes down a BIT more

haha...bless em. I saw a big issue seller almost completely passed out but still standing, holding out his issue whist his head was totally horizontal and his eyes were back in his head. I said 'great sales pitch' as I walked past. Somehow I dont think he noticed.

i hate when people say "MY BAD" >:

what if they say, "omg, after i doused myself with lighter fluid, i forgot to strike a match. . . my bad"?

I hate it when people call their girlfriend Boo or Bu or whatever.

i had a girlfriend whom i called boo. it was a thing that came to mind when i fist saw her. like, she was boo-bangin'.

and umm...yeah i take back what i said in the first post. i like saying COOL BEANS! in sarcastic tones whenever i'm totally indifferent to the information that was given to me. like for instance...

'did you know that jesus was a stoner...'
'COOL BEANS!'

'the big boss is coming up so look busy...'
'COOL BEANS!'

'someone had hacked into i-mockery and destroyed everything that was in it...'
'COOL BEANS!'

"DAD GUMMET!" >:>:

"DUMB BUTT!" >:>:



both of these realized in one sentence from a co-worker today >:>:

I can't stand it when people say "Real" and then whatever word(s) they're using improperly. A couple examples are shit like "Real purple truck!" and "Real anorexic!". I heard both of those and like 30 more last week. It's still incredibly annoying. I'm pretty sure it's just a local indian thing though.

I don't think I need to even go into detail on how annoying people trying to be "black" is :(

I hate when people use "******" as a deragatory

When somone responds "I'm good" to a "what's up type of question"
Also people who answer a phone with "Talk to me" (these people make me sound pleasant)

MikeSoAwesome - The Obnoxious One

Am I right guys...... >: