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James May 18th, 2004 12:11 PM

Catwoman commercial
 
They started airing them now. If you ever thought for some reason this movie might be good, just watch the commerical. I'm still laughing at how awful it is.

Command Prompt May 18th, 2004 12:44 PM

So you masturbate to Halle Berry pictures and then you feel guilty and cut down her movie. You're a sick man.

Emu May 18th, 2004 01:55 PM

She looks like some kinda fucking bondage queen. :(

Mockery May 18th, 2004 02:13 PM

1) I hate Halle Berry. Can't stand her.

2) This movie shouldn't have been made unless Michelle P. was going to play the role of Catwoman again.

3) I hate Halle Berry. Can't stand her.

Immortal Goat May 18th, 2004 02:42 PM

So, RoG, what's your opinion of Halle Berry?

mburbank May 18th, 2004 02:54 PM

She's kind of good at the hit-and-run thing. Maybe they can make a movie about that.

EverythingWillSuck May 18th, 2004 04:10 PM

yknow, it always starts out just like the Gothika ad they have for pay per view, so i never know which movie it is! :eek

sports May 18th, 2004 04:46 PM

...Look, Halle Berry in a sexy ( or awful costume, depends who you are) outfit fighting crime...seems good to me. Will it do good? I don't really know...probabaly not from the reaction to the trailer at Van Helsing.

The bottom line is, she's a good actress.

huond May 18th, 2004 05:23 PM

you suck so much

James May 18th, 2004 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sports
...Look, Halle Berry in a sexy ( or awful costume, depends who you are) outfit fighting crime...seems good to me. Will it do good? I don't really know...probabaly not from the reaction to the trailer at Van Helsing.

The bottom line is, she's a good actress.

Her acting isn't what's in question here. I don't care who you got to play the part, the movie as it stands is awful. And no actress, no matter how good they are, can save an awful movie. Once you see the commercial, you'll see.

You know a movie's going to suck when even the commercial is low-budget.

Scarlet Speedster May 18th, 2004 05:44 PM

The CG "whip" at the end of the commercial made me cringe.

Comrade Rocket May 18th, 2004 05:54 PM

I remember hearing that the movie company told all the websites that carried the trailer to take it down because everyone who make it was embarrassed.

thats just funny.

sports May 18th, 2004 06:47 PM

Hound wrote:
Quote:

you suck so much
:faint


Not as much as you do.

MrAdventure May 18th, 2004 06:48 PM

son of a bitch huond what have you let loose upon i-mockery


no insult is safe

Rongi May 18th, 2004 06:53 PM

Jesus Christ Superstar that was amazing sports.

sports May 18th, 2004 06:55 PM

Quote:

The CG "whip" at the end of the commercial made me cringe.

That wasn't CG, that was a real whip dude.

ArrowX May 18th, 2004 10:18 PM

If she has 9 lives in this one i'll be angry

She was down to one at the end of Batman Returns

GADZOOKS May 18th, 2004 10:22 PM

tell me how many lives you have arrowx, before I KICK YOUR ASS!

sports May 18th, 2004 10:24 PM

Quote:

She was down to one at the end of Batman Returns

This is a different catwoman, has nothing to do with the batman movies.

Comrade Rocket May 18th, 2004 10:44 PM

No affiliation with batman?

Gonna suck

ArrowX May 19th, 2004 06:40 PM

Thats all I needed to hear this movie has NO reason to exist unless linked with batman in some way :(


And i have one life but I am very resilliant to faggotry so you couldn't hurt me

sports May 19th, 2004 07:02 PM

fagaroo...

ArrowX May 19th, 2004 09:31 PM

Muffin?

ProfessorCool May 19th, 2004 09:36 PM

Jesus christ, you and sports need to know when to shutup.

executioneer May 19th, 2004 10:08 PM

here's a hint, it's NOW

sports May 19th, 2004 10:16 PM

Before I shut up...

PC and Executioneer...please...both shut the hell up.

Thank you.

executioneer May 19th, 2004 11:00 PM

i aint gotta do nothing you say

executioneer May 19th, 2004 11:02 PM

you JIVE TURKEY

ProfessorCool May 19th, 2004 11:02 PM

Make us if you can, sports :lol

tenno May 23rd, 2004 08:00 PM

who do we blame for this travesty? GEORGE LUCAS and MBUrbank for not ASSASINATING him when he went to the ranch!


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