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James May 23rd, 2004 06:06 PM

Lord of the Rings Cartoon on tonight
 
7pmEST on Cartoon Network.

I never saw it before, but I know it's borderline godawful. After seeing the movies, this should be pretty funny. The Balrog's a guy with a lion head. :lol

Emu May 23rd, 2004 06:07 PM

At least the animation looks decent at some parts. :/

pjalne May 23rd, 2004 06:10 PM

Sam acts like he's got downs in that one. And Treebeard is never introduced and looks like a carrot, if I remember correctly.

Rongi May 23rd, 2004 06:15 PM

the songs in those movies are so gay :(

pjalne May 23rd, 2004 06:24 PM

There were songs? I must have pushed them so far back into my memory that they fell out through the back of my head.

GADZOOKS May 23rd, 2004 06:34 PM

What time is it in Norway, PJ?

pjalne May 23rd, 2004 06:46 PM

23:52

Wait, you've got that clock that doesn't go to 24. I guess it's 11:52 PM. Or AM. At night, anyway. Oh shit, 11:53.

GADZOOKS May 23rd, 2004 06:46 PM



GET SOME SLEEP!

pjalne May 23rd, 2004 06:48 PM

It's not a school night for me >:

You're not my real dad >:

Comrade Rocket May 23rd, 2004 08:21 PM

I wish Dave Attell was my dad

pjalne May 23rd, 2004 08:24 PM

I wish I knew who Dave Attell was.

sports May 23rd, 2004 08:24 PM

Quote:

I wish Dave Attell was my dad
Cause you could get beer from him?

James May 23rd, 2004 08:32 PM

Holy shit, this is hilarious. Sam IS retarded, and Aragorn looks like He-Man's evil and ugly twin. Legolas looks like he belongs on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

I love all these valuable scenes of people sleeping. Talk about character development. I also love how half of the cartoon is animation, and the other half is washed-out film of real actors.

sports May 23rd, 2004 08:57 PM

:chatter washed out film of acters scare me.

Rongi May 23rd, 2004 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pjalne
There were songs? I must have pushed them so far back into my memory that they fell out through the back of my head.

Where there's a whip :insertcheesywhipcrack: there's a way :(

pjalne May 23rd, 2004 09:32 PM

Oh my god, you're right. I should probably watch it again someday.

James May 23rd, 2004 09:33 PM

You might be thinking of The Hobbit cartoon, unless they cut the songs out of the televised version. :/

Rongi May 23rd, 2004 09:34 PM

They made an equally horrific sequel with an even gayer song called "Frodo of the nine fingers" and the guy that sang it was a complete queen who just appeared out of no where at Bilbo's birthday party.

Rongi May 23rd, 2004 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James
You might be thinking of The Hobbit cartoon, unless they cut the songs out of the televised version. :/

Oh shit you're right

But I could have SWORN they had songs in the Lord Of The Rings cartoon :/

pjalne May 23rd, 2004 09:40 PM

There are two separate cartoons? I need to get my shit straight.

Mike P May 25th, 2004 10:25 PM

There are three seperate cartoons. There's "The Hobbit" by Rankin-Bass that was made for CBS, "Lord of the Rings" by Ralph Bakishi (spelled wrong) which was an actual movie, and "Return of the King", again by Rankin-Bass for CBS.

The two made by Rankin-Bass had the songs in them. Treebeard WAS introduced in "Lord of the Rings", but he was only in one scene.

James May 25th, 2004 10:57 PM

They're showing Return of the King on Cartoon Network this Sunday, too.

These movies are fucking hilariously awful. I might just have to get them on DVD.

Perndog May 26th, 2004 01:42 AM

The thing that bothered me the most about The Hobbit and Return of the King was that they made Elrond GREEN. What the hell?!

Well, that and the hippie music. *shudder*

Mike P May 26th, 2004 09:38 PM

Elrond was green? I knew the Wood Elves were green and freaky looking (the ones from Mirkwood), but I thought Elrond was white. Hm.

Cap'n Crunch May 26th, 2004 09:42 PM

I've never seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies because magic is for fairies and homosexuals. :(


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