I'm New Here and You Can Go Fuck Yourself
 

Hi! I've been a big fan of the site for a long time, but just joined. So as my first post I would like to say:

FUCK ALL OF YOU IN YOU COCK LICKING ASSHOLE, YOU FUCKING CHICKEN RAPERS!

Hope to see you guys 'round!

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

If I could fuck myself, then why would I need this message board? :rolleyes

this man has a strong aura of BAN.

Oh, whats the matter? gonna ban me? can't take the heat huh?? heheheheh damn, i didn't think you guys would be such pussies :rolleyes

or

Hey, calm down guys! I was just kidding around, I thought this was a flamewar board :/

So yeah, thanks for that, Rez.

Last post paid for by the "Commision To Ban Jixby".

THIS NEW PERSON DON'T TAKE NO SHIT FROM NOBODY!

If only I were a fly on the shit. :(

KELLYCHAOS IS ON FIRE!!!

Oh snap ... burn. :(

I really do hate it when 12 year olds learn how to use the internet.

But then again, he did have good spelling.

Damn straight asshole. And I'm 17 fuckhead, sorry... The Green Meanie. I'm just happy I found a place where I can say whatever the fuck I want to on the internet, you cocksuckers you!

I love you.

Love you too man. :picklehat

I don't understand can you please explain? :/

Thers only room for ONE Smart talking Play by his own rules NewB.....and I'm still trying to figure out who trhat is cuz it sure as hell isn't me

ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Now what the fuck is this?

HELL YEAH, GABE VIGOTA, IT IS ALL ABOUT THE FREE SPEECH HERE WATCH THIS C*CKS*CKER MOTHERF*CKER OH SH*T I HOPE I DON'T GET BANNED BECAUSE I WAS JUST KIDDING IT REALLY IS FROWNED UPON AROUND HERE. :(

fuck shit & hel

Woah are you a senior or something :eek :eek :eek

Today was the last day for seniors at my school, so I am officaly a junior now. Balls, cock, shit... hehe.

Swearing on Internet is fun. :picklehat

Better hope Mom doesn't find out! :O

I am not really all that new here, and the length of my penis, while mightily impressive, is not sufficient enough to "fuck myself".

A junior. Haha, if someone shot you right now I'd be all like "WHO SHOT JR?"

You'r an asshole, any body ever told you that?

Emuslim you are so asshole

woah you aren't going to take that are you ? you guys should FIGHT :eek

wait this is not right who the fuck lives in buttfuck Penn?

That's like asking, "Who lives in Hamburg?"

Wouldn't then the logical answer be a Buttfucker?

Ya... I like to buttfuck yo mamma, ya bitch! And Skulhedface, back the fuck down, Dennis Leary is one funny mother fucker! And I would fight any one of you mother fuckers any day of the goddamned week!

Dude, you're obviously retarded, but so much so that you were held back a year or two? I graduated when I was 17, and that old just because I never bothered to skip a year.

Listen here, Gabe Vigota, we spell Denis Leary with only one "n" here, and if you can't follow the rules then you best just leave because I've had it up to here and goddamnit I'm not taking this sitting down.

:dunce

Gee, I wonder if he gets jokes?

hay does anyone know any good cuss words so i can repeat one later at school?

Aww crap, now someones done brought in Kotter, he's in serious trouble now.

THREAD COMMENTARY BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GREEN MEANIE

:love

My capacity for hatred far surpasses yours, I assure you. Do not give me further cause to hate you. Crawl back into the primordial pool of unfunny, unoriginal slime from which you emerged.

No one gives a 'welcome to I-mock' quite like Jeff does.

I wish they did, then they might not have as many dipshits like me around...

:dru-ank

Here we see the creature known as Matt Harty making a refrence to Reginald Maulding-esce commentary skills. This is typical of this species, and thus does not make for a very intresting documentary.

Hey guys, I've been away, is 'Green Meanie' actually 'Mad Max'?

Sorry, I don't wear leather jackets with heavy shoulder padding and chase psudeo-Australians across a desert.

That's funny, because I do all those things. :eek

"I remember when I had my first beer"

[/S. Martin]

What. The. Fuck. Is. That.

He who wears leather jackets with heavy shoulder padding and chase psudeo-Australians across a desert.

YOU BEWARE.

Oh man for out Senior shirts our school picked our slogan to be "We're awesome 2005" so retro and some other people made alternative shirts that say "Buried Alive 2005" with our principals head on the sadam hussein statue its glorious...

ITS A SENIOR THING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!! :lol

I'm waiting for the punch line.

Arthur Figis on piano everyone, Arthur Figis.

Wow that was mean... :rolleyes

Its not meant to be mean. I'm seriously waiting for the punch line.

well im open to suggestions what did you expect...?

A punch line at the end of your post. Thats usually where it comes in at.

RIGHT IN THE FACE. THERE'S YOUR PUNCH LINE. >:

hey guys im new and i want you guys to check out this funy new site that just came out so let everyone know i was the first one to tell you about it

http://www.newgrounds.com