The I-Mockery Contribution Story
 

Guidelines and Information:

I know trying to control you bunch is pretty much not gonna happen, so I only have a few guidelines.

-Submissions will be up to 2 paragraphs (with each paragraph being 3 or more sentences), excluding lines of dialogue. No run-on sentences, or run-on paragraphs. You're not writing the whole story yourself. Each submission must end with an unfinished sentence ("Just then, he"), and the next person must continue from that sentence ("rubbed his hard, sensitive nipples.").

-Don't reference members of the board or I-Mockery staff, past or present. And try to refrain from referencing other noted names from other websites. In a possible future installment of this, that rule can change. But for now, let's start simple.

-You will be given about 3 days to finish your part, though it really shouldn't take you that long. If you do not finish your part, someone else will be given their turn. All turns are done randomly and anonymously, with the next contributor only being allowed to see the submission before theirs.

-For your turn, you will be contacted via PM, so make sure your inboxes are empty enough to receive them. When you are done with your submission, you can PM it back to me.

-I don't know how long this will go on, but everyone will be at least writing two different submissions, hopefully.

-FartinMowler is barred from participating.


Any other suggestions or opinions are welcome.

Don't make too many story-revealing references to the previous section of the story you're given, or the story will become coherant and that kind of wrecks the point.

May I play... :/

Oh bother, we already started piglet.


LET THE GAMES BEGUN!

:lol

James:Why are you such an asshole?

Because people on the internet are fat homosexuals. Doesn't anybody read sigs anymroe?

Guidelines and Information:

I know trying to control you bunch is pretty much not gonna happen,

(But he would like to because he is a control freak)

("rubbed his hard, sensitive nipples."). his?

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-FartinMowler is barred from participating because James is an asshole.


Any other suggestions or opinions are welcome. stop being an asshole





Powered by an asshole

...WHAT??

Yeah really, FartinMowler. If you're going to make fun of someone by analyzing their post, don't organize your thoughts in the post like you have Downs Syndrome or something.

I edited this because I actually like Esuohlim :/ but he pisses me off sometimes.

I bet he's going to be inspired and change his ways because of you.

I changed the amount of time from one week to three days. There might be the ocassional exception, if needed, but really, it shouldn't take you more than a couple hours to think something up and write the two paragraphs.

And also, make sure you have your settings so that you'll KNOW when you have a PM. Either by getting an e-mail alert, or having a popup window.

your story sucks already.

You're just sad you missed the chance to sign up.

Are you excited? I'm excited.

Are you starting it off James?

Hey, I just got my turn. :D

The story is already about hookers. :(

I'm not at liberty to say who's turn is when, including my own. And Pub is not having his turn right now.

I added a little bit to the paragraph guideline (if the edit ever goes through), regarding the length of each paragraph so it qualifies as a paragraph. Just so that people don't write just one sentence and pass it off as a paragraph.

Spoilsport. :rolleyes

Well, if it WAS your turn, it wouldn't have been anymore. Everyone's supposed to do their part in secrecy.

THE JOKE WAS THAT IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT MY GO AS I WOULDN'T OF BROKEN THE SECRAT! >: