Hey Clay! How are you doing?
 

I remeber all the fun we had at the old party house. That was a fun day! We should do it again sometime.

Wewt! Nothing like pranks turning sour and breaking & entering.

It was a pity that our power went out. Nobody wants to party in a dark house. Unless that party has some sweet sexing up in it.

Remeber how i crashed at your house cause i was all durnk :lol

It was all good until you shit on the floor and then set it on fire. The house still smells like bbq shit.

fags

BBQ shit is a pretty big hit in Europe.

Fuck Clay we need to have another party sometime. You missed one hum-dinger.

SHUHUTS {OHIS GHOSSO{jk


FUCK

Godfuckingdammit! No! NONONON! Nobody says "hum-dinger"! FUX! I am never coming to your house again. It is a shame to know you.

hahah remember that party guys that one where i was ick on the cdarpet and clay was all like "gross now you have to clean it up with your mouth" :lol

thatr was a rad part yguys it even beat the time i punched clays face into a cunt

It looked more like a catcher's mitt than a cunt.

hey guys remember that time that i came to your houses and killed all of you hahaha

I'll always remember when I drank that whiskey and I threw up in The Ho's hair. It was godamn funny.

And there's the memory of Mike's near-nude amorphous self passing out in that ant hill after hours of dry-heave madness.

And then Herbie fell asleep with that curling iron in his ass. Luckily, it was only on the warm setting. Good times. :sniff

Clay you missed the greastest party of all time when Paul, Chris, and I pranked the fuck out of Mike while he was sleeping! When he woke up and I saw his eyes wide open and his arms and legs flying everywhere I almost pee myself again.

Didn't he kick you in the stomach? I guess you lucky you not be no pregnant.

That big meaty foot of his was not a good feeling.

I'm sure a big meaty foot was better than that big pulpy tree that Jeremy rammed your car into.

lolololol. That tree fucked the shit out of my door. On the plus side it made a pimp ass air swoop thats makes my car go helluva fast!

Are you fags not old enough for cell-phones yet or something?

haha remember that party in Iowa where I pissed all over the floor and clay was so drunk he licked it up and he spit it in a bottle of beer and ho drank the bottle of beer then he threw up and michelle kwan ate it haha good times :picklehat

hahaha that party was the bomb diggity for shiggity niggity :eek

Its about godamn time you showed up Cap'n. I've been missing you.

I've been missing you too baby. :kisses

I remember that party where we were playing Transformers and the Ho got all mad at the TV spots when the kid stealing Red Alert or something said "Sorry. I didn't think I'd get caught." And then the coup de grace when they finished it off with "And knowing is half the battle." That table will never be the same after his whopping kick of fury.