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punkgrrrlie10 Jun 15th, 2004 07:45 PM

Would you sell your soul?
 
For a very well paying job?

soundtest Jun 15th, 2004 07:53 PM

For a well paying job? Jesus christ no. I'd do a lot of terrible and even sick things for money if given the opportunity, but to still have to ride in a metal coffin to a place I dread wearing a uniform fake I despise with hateful people wearing pretty masks inside otu desperately climbing scratching all over eatch other just to get a little leverage and do disgusting immoral backstabbing forming alliances sinister glances and and spend more than half of my waking life there surrounded by them???? Absolutely not. I'd have to be pretty desperate.

:melt

punkgrrrlie10 Jun 15th, 2004 07:54 PM

but what if it paid REALLY well.

soundtest Jun 15th, 2004 08:19 PM

what's REALLY well

the_dudefather Jun 15th, 2004 08:20 PM

it would be have to be a really really really well paid job, a job that involved being tested in the funmachine which made every second of the job unreasonably fun and amazing

punkgrrrlie10 Jun 15th, 2004 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soundtest
what's REALLY well


AHA!!! YOU QUESTION IT NOW DON'T YOU?!!! :conspiracy

GADZOOKS Jun 15th, 2004 08:58 PM

are you going to prostitute yourself :(

sadie Jun 15th, 2004 08:58 PM

if a job pays well, it's good-paying. . .but didn't they cover the whole "selling your soul" thing in law school? :P

punkgrrrlie10 Jun 15th, 2004 09:53 PM

:)

Yes, they said define sell.

Trippy Jun 15th, 2004 09:54 PM

umm I already sold my soul for a tootsie pop when i was 9 :(

soundtest Jun 15th, 2004 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkgrrrlie10
Quote:

Originally Posted by soundtest
what's REALLY well


AHA!!! YOU QUESTION IT NOW DON'T YOU?!!! :conspiracy

actually i was being a little sarcastic with my initial post... i already sell it bit by bit

da blob Jun 15th, 2004 10:14 PM

No. Because well payed jobs usually require actual work :shudder

Drew Katsikas Jun 15th, 2004 11:20 PM

My friends and I had a similar discussion.

Given your faith in the afterlife, would you revoke your chance to live on (heaven or hell) in exchange for the skill to play the guitar better than any human being alive? This ability surely will bring you money, the opposite sex, and a rock n roll lifestyle.


So, if there isn't a heaven or hell, you just die, as you would have. If there is one, you cease to exist.

This probably belongs in philosophy. :/

Sajuuk Jun 15th, 2004 11:21 PM

I'm gonna eat your soul. >:

The Retro Kat Jun 15th, 2004 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trippy
umm I already sold my soul for a tootsie pop when i was 9 :(

HAY TRIPPY, HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF MY AWARD WINNING COCK?

Lotida Jun 15th, 2004 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sajuuk
I'm gonna eat your soul. >:

Mine is low Carb! ;)

Dr. V Jun 16th, 2004 12:26 AM

Why would you sell your soul for a job? Just sell it for 10 billion dollars.

punkgrrrlie10 Jun 16th, 2004 01:11 AM

b/c you do the job THEN get the money.

Dr. V Jun 16th, 2004 01:24 AM

but you'd still loose your soul. So why not just get the money and screw working.

Count Shrimpula Jun 16th, 2004 01:32 AM

I'd do it. But only if the job involved the taking of other people's souls and I got a 25% soul commision for each one. That way I could construct a giant ladder out of quarter-souls to climb my wealthy ass to purgatory.

I would make one to Heaven, but I'm sure I wouldn't work that hard.

Poxpower Jun 16th, 2004 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drew Katsikas
My friends and I had a similar discussion.

Given your faith in the afterlife, would you revoke your chance to live on (heaven or hell) in exchange for the skill to play the guitar better than any human being alive? This ability surely will bring you money, the opposite sex, and a rock n roll lifestyle.

:/

:o
If selling your soul actually does something more than having your friends laugh at you while you're pronouncing magic words in your backyard with your stylish tinfoil hat, then doesn't it imply that heaven and hell exists?
So, if selling your soul actually works, then it means you just passed on heaven. Or however that works anyways :/

so no way. Not even if I get to host Conan O'Brien

Brandon Jun 16th, 2004 04:58 AM

Well, if I were offered the chance to sell my soul, it would pretty much clear up any confusion as to whether or not an afterlife exists.

So absolutely not.

Spectre X Jun 16th, 2004 09:56 AM

I would sell my soul only for complete immortality. Lost limbs would also have to grow back and I couldn't get imprisoned in steel or somesuch stuff that I can't escape from.

Well, that or the guitar thing Drew mentioned.

glowbelly Jun 16th, 2004 10:08 AM

no.

take a job that means something to you and that you enjoy. it's what you are going to do for pretty much the rest of your life. you don't want to be miserable at something you do for a living.

the money will come when you are satisfied with your work.

plus, money is EVIL.

Ninjavenom Jun 16th, 2004 12:43 PM

Correction: it is the root of all evil.

Cap'n Crunch Jun 16th, 2004 05:30 PM

YOU COULD SELL YOUR SOUL FOR 2 SOULS AND THEN USE THE EXTRA ONE FOR WHAT YOU WANTED. :eek

Drew Katsikas Jun 16th, 2004 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poxpower
Quote:

Originally Posted by Drew Katsikas
My friends and I had a similar discussion.

Given your faith in the afterlife, would you revoke your chance to live on (heaven or hell) in exchange for the skill to play the guitar better than any human being alive? This ability surely will bring you money, the opposite sex, and a rock n roll lifestyle.

:/

:o
If selling your soul actually does something more than having your friends laugh at you while you're pronouncing magic words in your backyard with your stylish tinfoil hat, then doesn't it imply that heaven and hell exists?
So, if selling your soul actually works, then it means you just passed on heaven. Or however that works anyways :/

so no way. Not even if I get to host Conan O'Brien

I thought I clearly explained this >:

The fact that you sell your "soul" doesn't affirm the existence of heaven. It merely means that you revoke your right to exist after death if there is an afterlife. If there is no heaven or hell, then you cease to exist as you would have anyway, but you get the ability to play sweet sweet licks.

AChimp Jun 16th, 2004 06:28 PM

I sold my soul in Grade 3 and it got thrown in the garbage when the teacher found out. :/

Helm Jun 16th, 2004 06:52 PM

pst great guitarists no longer get the good life and by good life I mean sex drugs and rock n roll x forever and then do reunion tours every 6 months :( Look at Malmsteen or whomever you want who are considered the fastest and most technical. Just sitting there doing tutorial videos against a painted neoclassical backdrops and getting fat :fat

What you need is to sell your soul for the power to write the most emotionally charged songs, but safe. Then you've got it made and you get to have as much bespectacled emo preteen sex as you want YOU LOOK PRETTY EMO NOW, BITCH as well as money but xNODRUGSx gotta keep it clean >:

And to answer your question, I'd poke the guy in the eye and then say that it's a trick question there is no soul lol fuck you hah

Dr. V Jun 17th, 2004 04:49 AM

you could sell your copy of soul calibur.

Poxpower Jun 17th, 2004 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drew Katsikas

The fact that you sell your "soul" doesn't affirm the existence of heaven. It merely means that you revoke your right to exist after death if there is an afterlife. If there is no heaven or hell, then you cease to exist as you would have anyway, but you get the ability to play sweet sweet licks.

ah :P
Still. If there's a power strong enough to sell your soul to and grant your wishes etc. etc. then ya know. But I understand the "game" :/

So if the rules just are "well, there's a magic force to sell your soul to, but it doesn't guarantee afterlife" then I wouldn't sell it. Just because right now I don't believe in magic and so finding out it exists would make me way too suspicious.

but if I'm not suppose to take that into account, then sure. Why not. Might as well get something cool like... erm.. comicbook artist? That's a high-paying job, right? :'(

kellychaos Jun 17th, 2004 05:14 PM

The buyer would have to show me my soul so I would know exactly what I was giving away then, and only after showing me the suitcase with non-sequential, unmarked $20's would I accept his offer if I considered it reasonable.

Sajuuk Jun 17th, 2004 05:16 PM

I will eat your soul, kellychaos.

kellychaos Jun 17th, 2004 05:18 PM

It's got sprinkles on it. :)

Schimid Jun 17th, 2004 05:18 PM

Would you rather enjoy this life now or live in the hope that there's another life after this in which you'll live happily for the rest of eternity?

Pff.

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2004 05:32 PM

Why do you need to sell your soul to be happy in this life?

Drev Jun 17th, 2004 06:08 PM

I wouldn't seel my soul. I want to go to heaven. :(


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