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Cap'n Crunch Jun 16th, 2004 05:30 PM

YOU COULD SELL YOUR SOUL FOR 2 SOULS AND THEN USE THE EXTRA ONE FOR WHAT YOU WANTED. :eek

Drew Katsikas Jun 16th, 2004 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Poxpower
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Originally Posted by Drew Katsikas
My friends and I had a similar discussion.

Given your faith in the afterlife, would you revoke your chance to live on (heaven or hell) in exchange for the skill to play the guitar better than any human being alive? This ability surely will bring you money, the opposite sex, and a rock n roll lifestyle.

:/

:o
If selling your soul actually does something more than having your friends laugh at you while you're pronouncing magic words in your backyard with your stylish tinfoil hat, then doesn't it imply that heaven and hell exists?
So, if selling your soul actually works, then it means you just passed on heaven. Or however that works anyways :/

so no way. Not even if I get to host Conan O'Brien

I thought I clearly explained this >:

The fact that you sell your "soul" doesn't affirm the existence of heaven. It merely means that you revoke your right to exist after death if there is an afterlife. If there is no heaven or hell, then you cease to exist as you would have anyway, but you get the ability to play sweet sweet licks.

AChimp Jun 16th, 2004 06:28 PM

I sold my soul in Grade 3 and it got thrown in the garbage when the teacher found out. :/

Helm Jun 16th, 2004 06:52 PM

pst great guitarists no longer get the good life and by good life I mean sex drugs and rock n roll x forever and then do reunion tours every 6 months :( Look at Malmsteen or whomever you want who are considered the fastest and most technical. Just sitting there doing tutorial videos against a painted neoclassical backdrops and getting fat :fat

What you need is to sell your soul for the power to write the most emotionally charged songs, but safe. Then you've got it made and you get to have as much bespectacled emo preteen sex as you want YOU LOOK PRETTY EMO NOW, BITCH as well as money but xNODRUGSx gotta keep it clean >:

And to answer your question, I'd poke the guy in the eye and then say that it's a trick question there is no soul lol fuck you hah

Dr. V Jun 17th, 2004 04:49 AM

you could sell your copy of soul calibur.

Poxpower Jun 17th, 2004 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Drew Katsikas

The fact that you sell your "soul" doesn't affirm the existence of heaven. It merely means that you revoke your right to exist after death if there is an afterlife. If there is no heaven or hell, then you cease to exist as you would have anyway, but you get the ability to play sweet sweet licks.

ah :P
Still. If there's a power strong enough to sell your soul to and grant your wishes etc. etc. then ya know. But I understand the "game" :/

So if the rules just are "well, there's a magic force to sell your soul to, but it doesn't guarantee afterlife" then I wouldn't sell it. Just because right now I don't believe in magic and so finding out it exists would make me way too suspicious.

but if I'm not suppose to take that into account, then sure. Why not. Might as well get something cool like... erm.. comicbook artist? That's a high-paying job, right? :'(

kellychaos Jun 17th, 2004 05:14 PM

The buyer would have to show me my soul so I would know exactly what I was giving away then, and only after showing me the suitcase with non-sequential, unmarked $20's would I accept his offer if I considered it reasonable.

Sajuuk Jun 17th, 2004 05:16 PM

I will eat your soul, kellychaos.

kellychaos Jun 17th, 2004 05:18 PM

It's got sprinkles on it. :)

Schimid Jun 17th, 2004 05:18 PM

Would you rather enjoy this life now or live in the hope that there's another life after this in which you'll live happily for the rest of eternity?

Pff.

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2004 05:32 PM

Why do you need to sell your soul to be happy in this life?

Drev Jun 17th, 2004 06:08 PM

I wouldn't seel my soul. I want to go to heaven. :(


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