The Fartinmowler saga
 

Fartin posted something in the geek thread. And also PMs Perndog the same question. Why?

Perndog comes in with the irritated reply.

Fartin demonstrates his masterful communication skills with a cutting retort.

Perndog calls the moron out.

Fartin makes a display of pride and ability, featuring a whopping 40 words per minute, only three run-on sentences, and a surprising lack of spelling errors (and one comma thrown in for good measure). I don't know why there's a website plug at the end. Must've left some residue in the bong.

Comedy gold, everyone. Comedy gold.

It went on for two more PM's, but they weren't as interesting.

Really this board has degraded into this tripe. Arguing with a Trombone playing nerd face that picks up girls off the internet is really fun :/

the semi retarded older guy is a much more interesting character to me than this "perndog"

So is calling trailer trash who mows lawns for a living and molests his daughters, a fucktard! :lol

So you proved that Fartin mowler was a moron.

Woah at least that the best news i got today, did you know there was a Teapot Dome Scandal going on?

I'm really more interested to know what a Teapot Dome scandal is :/

YOU'LL FIND OUT WHAT IT IS IF YOU VISIT MY WEBSITE! YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS :lol

I can't get over how Fartin always seems to think everyone is secretly his friend and if he PM's them he'll have a normal conversation with them.

Hey Fartin get AIM, i'd like to discuss what brand of diaper you wear.

I might as well, no one else does :/

LOL

I took aim off because PUb was the only one I talked to and he depressed me :( and that is a difficult thing to do.

Ok well i'm loads of fun to talk to, ask anyone.

Real men use MSN. :posh

Damn straight. MSN has much better smilies.

hey perndog is it cool if i swing by tommorow after band practice my mom is bitching about my friends and i just need to get out once in a while ya know, i ll bring pokemon stadium if u want

You can come over if you help me with this month's sacrifice. I really need to get that goat out of the basement, my parents are starting to complain.

no i just watned to play sega :(

You know Perndog, I don't mean to burst your bubble but I really don't think ol' Farty Marty was asking you if you like him. You sound like a girl telling a boy she doesn't want to have sex with him when he asks her if he can borrow an eraser.

You sound like the fat girl who eavesdrops into conversations and gives her fat sweaty opinion, in which she's told to shut the fuck up and eat a brownie.

So much for making a point, just so Mattie can lurch in and take a big dump on it. :rolleyes

Mike, I'm having an unusual burst of charity, so I'm going to give you a little reprise of the point that you so deftly missed.

Oh skip the patronization you little hothead. That does not invalidate my point. Whether Mowler thinks you're his secret friend or not, it doesn't seem that a simply stated technical question is a plea for friendship and/or acceptance. However, posting this lame-ass little conversation in a thread of it's own hoping to impress the people who've been putting up with Mowler longer than either of us DOES.

I love this thread. Especially the part where fartin claims to have spent three years in college, when I clearly remember him stating, a while back, that he had only taken a few classes in community college. Now I don't know what elaborate associates degree in agriculture deems you qualified to mow lawns, but don't think it would be much of one if you can't differentiate between 3 quarters and 3 years.

pokemon stadium is for game cube....













holy fuck, i am a super geek... :(

Uh no... technically it was 2 and half years of Office administration information systems :/ I did take a short story writing course at the UofT >: I spent 10 years paying off that fucking loan ($50 per month).