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sadie Jul 1st, 2004 09:57 PM

bed rest :(
 
35 weeks yesterday means four more weeks to go before the baby's here. and the doctor says i'm to be on BED REST from now on.
so, so boring.
and next week, my band's booked in the studio. sigh.
i'd better go before the bed rest police catch me.
:(

kahljorn Jul 1st, 2004 09:58 PM

You need a hospitol bed that's been converted into a gocart. Like the commercial about loopsholes and expensive cars.

punkgrrrlie10 Jul 1st, 2004 10:23 PM

tv, video games, books..

There is nothing more entertaining than day time talk shows...dude Maury today had 3 year olds over 100 lbs...

Plus you always feel better about yourself after seeing how f'd up everyone else is.

sadie Jul 1st, 2004 11:35 PM

my mom loaned me her wireless-internet-hooked-up laptop, so i'm in bed and online. and i just ate this nasty-tasting fruit-in-gel stuff--yuck!

i've been reading tons, filling in the cracks of my stephen king have-reads: "thinner," "skeleton crew," and "it," to name a few. and i read the fifth harry potter book last week. and i'm trying to find my copy of "i, robot," so i can reread it before i watch the movie.

i don't know that commercial, kahl, but i like the bed idea. you buyin'? :P

my bfriend just got out of the hospital after a couple of week-long stays, during which i stayed with him pretty much the whole time. we watched those shows every day. maury, jerry, judge judy, joe brown. it's like the dregs of society on parade. like the 40-year-old woman who'd been prostituting herself--with her 20-something-year-old son as pimp--for like ten bucks here and there. they certainly do put things in perspective.

kahljorn Jul 1st, 2004 11:38 PM

Scooba.

eggyolk Jul 1st, 2004 11:51 PM

on rainy days i like to curl up in a cozy pile of pillows and read a comical book :( does that make me weird

Dr. V Jul 2nd, 2004 05:38 AM

Holy crap! You're a girl?

kahljorn Jul 2nd, 2004 06:00 AM

Sadie's a beautiful woman.

Dr. V Jul 2nd, 2004 06:10 AM

Nuh uh she's prego.

kahljorn Jul 2nd, 2004 06:49 AM

You're stupid.

Dr. V Jul 2nd, 2004 07:00 AM

You're a poo poo head.

george Jul 2nd, 2004 08:02 AM

can i have sex with you?

pregnant sex is the best. pregnant sex with you would be wonderful. or at least i think would.

Matt Harty Jul 2nd, 2004 08:45 AM

Watch out for BED SORES.

sadie Jul 2nd, 2004 11:19 PM

george: :smile i wish my bfriend felt the same. :(

bigtimecow Jul 2nd, 2004 11:58 PM

"does he ever grab you when you're doing it and go 'I'M IN HERE!!!' "

dane cook makes me LOL

a girl in a band? more or less... a pregnant girl in a band?

OMGMP3'S

FartinMowler Jul 3rd, 2004 12:03 AM

Bigtimecow is like one of those people that say's something uncomfortable at a party and you walk away and look for there car to pee on outside.

Triad-Brother Choi Jul 3rd, 2004 12:23 AM

Their car, Fartin. Their. ;)

Dr. V Jul 3rd, 2004 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow
"does he ever grab you when you're doing it and go 'I'M IN HERE!!!' "

dane cook makes me LOL

a girl in a band? more or less... a pregnant girl in a band?

OMGMP3'S

you bastard! I was gonna say that!

FS Jul 3rd, 2004 05:07 AM

Sadie's pregnant again!!? :eek

Wait...

No. The timing doesn't match up. Yeah. I'm in the clear.

pjalne Jul 3rd, 2004 05:24 AM



Is that Rick Mayall?

Dole Jul 3rd, 2004 06:12 AM

yes-blackadder.

Hope you arent getting too bored sadie, not long to go!

kellychaos Jul 3rd, 2004 10:48 AM

Are you my baby's daddy? :(

sadie Jul 3rd, 2004 11:56 AM

wow--it's fatsatan! :ltns :love
i found out the bass player in my band was complaining about my "bed rest" yesterday. he claimed there was nothing wrong with me; i'm just being lazy. >: i guess i should've called him rather than my ob.

kellychaos Jul 3rd, 2004 11:58 AM

Everybody's an obstetrician around here! >:

george Jul 3rd, 2004 04:19 PM

Obstetrics: something i like to do when i get chicks drunk.

tell your BF he is OUT OF HIS MIND, it is one of the few benefits of pregnancy for a guy.


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