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Neurotic monkey Jul 10th, 2004 09:47 PM
why the Hell are my dumbshit friends getting more action?
 
My Argentinan friend got to second base with some dumb bitch a week before he moved to Texas. And my asshole Jew freind get himself a shy nerdy girl. Lastly, my gargantuan hairy friend found himself a flat breasted feminist Nazi . What the fuck is wrong with me?

the[Hitman] Jul 10th, 2004 09:58 PM
your standards arent low enough to go for the bottom of the barrel women?

Emu Jul 10th, 2004 10:03 PM
Re: why the Hell are my dumbshit friends getting more action
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neurotic monkey
My Argentinan friend got to second base with some dumb bitch a week before he moved to Texas. And my asshole Jew freind get himself a shy nerdy girl. Lastly, my gargantuan hairy friend found himself a flat breasted feminist Nazi . What the fuck is wrong with me?
Notice the key words "Argentinan," "Jew," and "hairy." If you're all three of these things you'll be having chocolate-covered threesomes in no time.

:posh

Demogorgon Jul 14th, 2004 09:55 PM
Time to rethink my religion...

AChimp Jul 14th, 2004 09:57 PM
:lol @ Emu

executioneer Jul 15th, 2004 01:26 AM
having sex is for stupids, that is why

executioneer Jul 15th, 2004 01:26 AM
of course if that was true... :eek


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