Fragrant Vaginas
 

Is perfume on the vagina merely a perk or is it a masking device used to disguise whatever veneral soup is cookin' down there? Discuss.

My best friend in High school was a guy named Steven who was like 6'4" and had this hot girlfriend over at his house everyday and would sneek her out before his dad came home from work... So one day I went over around dinner time to hang out and I was standing in the Hallway of the basement and his dad comes down the stairs and passes by me and goes into Stevens room and then exits. As his dad passes me again he leans over and say's "I can smell pussy", "so when Steven's finished having a dump tell him I'm upstairs waiting to talk to him". I went into Stevens room and took a good wiff cause I never smelled pussy, but I didn't smell anything :/ I know what it smell's like now :)

It seems like spraying perfume in yer vagina would burn. :(

I'll take "Things often said while standing next to Fartin" for $400, Alex.

lol

Are you asking this cause you know someone that sprays thier puss with perfume? Perfume is alcohol based and that can lead to serious infection..... it wouldnt smell too purty after that now would it?

Kittyhead looks like some girl that works at a mall perfume counter :/

i look like one? or i talk like one??

hopefully not the latter.

:rolleyes I need more beer to find you intelligent or is it the latter?

you think im unintelligent because i spouted out a few words about perfume? *shrugs*

this is like talking to my wife... >: Listen I don't like standing outside a womens store and waiting for you, so I'm gonna go look at stereo stuff, o.k,?

Kitty don't talk again or he'll punch you in the face! :eek

jk fartin good times

youre married? im sorry. ill be nicer. you have enough troubles....

You go look at boy things and ill squabble over here with the other wifeys. mmkay?

Where do you knuckleheads come up with the violent shit? I'm the most passive guy you will ever meet :/ I'm a lover and would never do violent things to anyone. I wrote this song..

If I where to love you
If I where to love you truefully
If I where to love you honestly
I would know what love would be
I would know what love would mean
If you where to love me. :)

so shut the fuck up.

:P

nice poem. will you serenade me now? :love

Ok

I met a lady named Kitty
who reminds me of my friend who had a Cat named shitty
the cat would crap all over the room and cough up balls and when I said "you fucking cat?" It would just stare at me like a typical stupid kitty.

Are you mad that she's prettier than yer daughter? :o

YOu seem like you have an imagination so get off repeating the same shit. My kids are kids, not your tool to try and aggravate me. I post that I have kids because I'm proud to be a dad and some people know not to make crude and senseless remarks.

I've never made fun of yer kids before. :(


And I was just kidding.. geez. :(:(

fartin i said jk afterwards omg >:

Fartin must be in a bad mood today :(

Hope he doesnt beat someone lol.

JK

You might want to make it bigger so he doesnt skim over it! :O