What the FUCK is going on today...
 

Today is one of those really weird days. My cable box wasn't working before because of something called "sun fade", what the hell is sun fade any way? And everyone is acting weird. It's like something out of a movie :(

And I think someone is trying to summon an army of flies on me! I found one on the door a few minutes ago. I'm scarred :tear 8-).

noone is summoning them, they're just attracted to you.

Re: What the FUCK is going on today...
 

It's almost like in that movie "the Cable Box", where a guy's cable box isn't working and everyone is acting weird.

Get out of my thread, Spectre >:

I think someone is trying to get into my house :(

oh, that's just the hitman I hired. I hope he doesn't screw up though, cause I had to hire someone who's bad at it. I'm short on funds.

Re: What the FUCK is going on today...
 

Holy shit, that was on HBO...LAST NIGHT 8-)!!

you're very paranoid. and you should be, cause I can be just around the corner, about to slit your throat.

Yes, because germany is SO close to New York >:

what the FUCK!! NO ITS LIKE AWAY FROM HERE, DUH!!!!!! >: >: >: >:

Re: What the FUCK is going on today...
 

Sun Fade is when a pretty satellite lines up with an angry sun and heats it up, therefore fucking your cable for a bit. :)

you're stupid Rongi, because I live in Holland.

That makes PERFECT sense...seing as how I have CABLE >:.

Why should I care where you live? This thread isn't about where spectreX lives now is it? Idiot >:.

I thought cable is broadcasted by satellites...

WOW IM RETARDED :)

bump

can't you at least bump and interesting thread?

what exactly is wrong with you people anyways?

jixby? bump a good thread. you're the best at it.

What the hell, was it even that far down? :blah

I have severe paranioa...and I hate spiders :(

I'm with ya on that one, spiders make me scream like a little girl.

I saw one in my shower once during the summer. Smothered it in shampoo...forgot to wash myself.

Actually, it is at the cable service center but they have a way better satellite dish than the dinky ones the satellite people give us and they're oriented better too ... that's why I'm back to cable but with fiber optics this time. :)

Well then...was I right?

OH, FUCK SUN FADES!

Alright....if this thread brought in Matt Harty and Kellchaos...there is something really wrong with it. Someone just close it for the love of god :(.

Rongi... I love you. Please, let me hump your leg and bake you cupcakes :)

Sorry, I'm not a homosexual, OR attracted to losers, so you're out of luck.