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ArrowX Jul 20th, 2004 01:35 PM

My sad Make me feel dumb thread
 
Ok This week summer school ends and I have 3 modules lef to finish. I've been trying to finish the wole mathbooks that are anywhere from 100-300 pages long containing 500 questons. While working so hard I was on the verge of a mental break down so I took a break and re-read the instructions :Finish module booklet A2 questions 1-30. thats all I worked for 3 days trying to finish this damn thing while I only have to do 30 fucking questions I was on question 345. Now I feel dumb for falling behind because I only have to do 150 questions plus 50 for the final exam

Matt Harty Jul 20th, 2004 01:36 PM

Idiot.

FS Jul 20th, 2004 01:44 PM

Moron.

Anonymous Jul 20th, 2004 01:54 PM

Fucktard.

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 20th, 2004 01:56 PM

DONKEY! :)

Emu Jul 20th, 2004 02:06 PM

Dumbass.

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 20th, 2004 02:07 PM

If you didn't get the 'DONKEY! :)' joke, it is a reference to the popular movie Shrek 2. In which everyone is yelling the other people's names, and Donkey (played by Eddie Murphy) pops up and yells his own name (Donkey).

mubert Jul 20th, 2004 02:19 PM

...Turtle.

Sethomas Jul 20th, 2004 02:23 PM

Make you feel dumb, eh?

The function f(x)=e^x is the only mathematical expression that remains the same after having been differentiated or integrated any number of times.

According to Nietzsche, "Man would rather will Nothing than not will."

Heisenberg Uncertainty is expressed by the equation dXdP=h(bar)/2. This reflects the minimum margin of perceptibility resulting from the deflection of a photon off of a subatomic particle.

Jim Duncan - Weather Jul 20th, 2004 02:26 PM

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle states that one cannot tell the speed of an atom and where it is at at the exact same time.

Sethomas Jul 20th, 2004 02:36 PM

Don't you fucking dare explain what I already said into layman's terms. >:

Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2004 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Duncan - Weather
Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle states that one cannot tell the speed of an atom and where it is at at the exact same time.

I thought it was of an electron. :(

Edit: Or as Seth said a 'Sub-atomic particle'. :lol

Command Prompt Jul 20th, 2004 02:39 PM

Nietzsche is a crackpot. He used his guise that God is dead so he could get away with touching little boys and talking loudly to plants.

Sethomas Jul 20th, 2004 02:46 PM

You actually can know both the particle's speed and position, it's just a matter that both aspects will have a certain margin of error.

And yeah, I hate Nietzsche but I threw that in because it's bullshit at its finest.

kellychaos Jul 20th, 2004 03:21 PM

And just what does this have to do with the mathematically challenged?! >:

sports Jul 20th, 2004 05:09 PM

Damn are you one stupid SOB. >:

:) happy now Arrow?

Big McLargehuge Jul 20th, 2004 05:15 PM

So Heisenberg gets pulled over, the officer asks him "do you know how fast you were going?" And he says "No, but i know where i am" >:

MrAdventure Jul 20th, 2004 06:40 PM

dont feel bad son we all make a lot of mistakes its the on ly way we will ever learn from our mistakes!

Spastic Colon Jul 21st, 2004 01:36 PM

If you're having problems, ArrowX, there's nothing wrong with counting both your fingers AND your toes.

ArrowX Jul 21st, 2004 02:48 PM

Anyone ever seen the movie pi? Where the guy stumbles upon an equasion and or algorythm that explains why god can't exist?

da blob Jul 21st, 2004 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
So Heisenberg gets pulled over, the officer asks him "do you know how fast you were going?" And he says "No, but i know where i am" >:


am I the only one to think this is actually a funny joke ?

kellychaos Jul 21st, 2004 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spastic Colon
If you're having problems, ArrowX, there's nothing wrong with counting both your fingers AND your toes.

that's why they're called digits. :)

Big McLargehuge Jul 21st, 2004 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by da blob
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
So Heisenberg gets pulled over, the officer asks him "do you know how fast you were going?" And he says "No, but i know where i am" >:


am I the only one to think this is actually a funny joke ?


No, my highschool phsyics teacher laughed at it too. >:

Esuohlim Jul 21st, 2004 05:22 PM

Shut it, nerds

ArrowX Jul 21st, 2004 06:23 PM

If you know what it means its funny I laughed :(

I got a progress report and i'm gettin 80% YAY!

Matt Harty Jul 21st, 2004 06:24 PM

YAY


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