Need advice on shaving my pubes....
 

Well Im Waiting!

Uhh...
 

Uh...okay.... :confused Are you male or female?

Just lather them up with mayonaise and start hacking at them with an ice pick. It's always worked for me!

Male
 

i am a hombre, Dude

Uhhhhhooooookkkkkkaaaaayyyyy..... this is a LITTLE too much information for me!! :lol

Fire and rubbing alcohol usually works best

sandpaper. >:

stabbing own face then setting it on fire.

set off a nuclear bomb on your DICK!!! :lol
or omg paint it so it looks EXACTLY like saddam huessein!! :lol
or put it in a sausage machine and make it into sausage FOR REAL!!!
FEED IT TO A SHARK!!
LOL@ SHARK BLOWJOB
:lol :lol :lol

DID YOU KNOW:

Pubes are the usual nesting place of pubic crabs.

orrrrrrr YOUR MOUTH:lol

lol.

Hmm
 

Just use trim the hair short with scissors and then use a razor and then your crotch will be bald as Telly Savalas.

Yes, and hopefully just as dead!

You inspired me to search for 'dead crotch' on google.

Here's what I got when I looked up "dead crotch".

Lord Byron? What the fuck?

That's LORD OF THE DEAD CROTCH Byron to YOU, mister! >:

Wouldn't that be Lord Byron of Dead Crotch?

Heh... Dead Crotch sounds like the name of a town in the Old West. :lol

Ouch.
 

Now that I think about it, that would be a HELL of a place to get a nick! :faint

Splash a little aftershave on it too. The girls will love that! :love

Yeah, it is.

Except try like 15 nicks that cause you to itch your crotch like a maniac for the next two weeks.

And on that note, don't shave against the grain until the area is used to shaving in general.

*And apply a stick deodorant afterwards. Helps to lock in the flavor crystals. Or something.

Choj, I had no idea that you were an expert on the little boy look. :love

You didn't? :/

Tell me you shave your armpits, too. :love

I shave everything.

Legs, too.

OMG. :wank

Wouldn't Chojin actually have to hit puberty before he can start shaving anything kinky? You may want to hold off the masturbation, Chimp, at least for a couple years.

Your mother! >:

Your not a nice person. I hope you die with a piece of chicken in your mouth >:

My ex left his clippers behind. Very handy.

It's too bad you don't watch any movies with good jokes in them, because then you could use those.

hello Chojin!

Hello!

You know, I pop away for 5 mins and all these newbies do more gay posts than me. What manner of Faggotry is this???!!

Such is the nature of newbies. :tear

shaved crotch.
 

I've heard that if girls do it, they are more prone to yeast infections, because the hair is a natural barrier of defense.

I decided to make a comic in honor of this thread. :lol

Just put yoghurt on it , Jeanette

Nah...
 

Nah...I think I'll stick to my soft fuzzy cavegirl look.

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HEY DAD TAKE A PICTURE OF OUR VACATION IN THE PUBES LOL

don't act hastily. pubic hair has plenty of comedic potential:

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