I'm Bored
 

I have no life. :/

Entertain me


Please?

No, entertain me >:

Write me 12 pages about the Socratic dialogues. >:

I look at vaginas all day... really, I do.

Ha Ha! I just realized that I've probably seen more vaginas than most of you! Ha Ha!

OK, I'm entertained now. Thanks!

Go jack off to pictures of MEN. HAHAAH IM FUNNY. AHAHAHAH IM SO FUNNY. HOW COULD I POSSIBLY COME UP WITH THAT?!

I tried jacking off once with the strap-on but it didn't work so well :(

Go post as Mad Max, mubert. He takes pride in acting like an idiot.

IM STUPID.

oh you guys say such silly and unpredictable things!

I can see your stamens! ;)

Why would someone post that they look at vaginas all day out of the blue? And why would they find it funny if they have seen more than anyone else if looking at vaginas is all they do? Unless one of these guys is secretly growing vaginas in their closet I doubt they have seen more than an apparent certified vagina inspector has.

That episode of A Pup Named Scooby Doo where scooby says "Blech, drugs!" over and over again makes me want to inject heroin into my eyeballs just to spite him

Don't vaginas need sunlight to grow?

Not at the Free VD Clinic.

UV rays are actually antimicrobial ;)

Certified? Well you see, you don't really have to be when you volunteer at the Santa Clara County Public Health Department / Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) Prevention and Control Program...

Do they wink ar you?

No but sometimes they burp

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