My pants are haunted
 

By the ghost of a cell phone. I feel it vibrating in my pocket sometimes. EVEN WHEN I DON'T HAVE MY PHONE. :eek

It's creepy. :(

or your dick might have gained autonomy

That's not your pants, that's the tumor in your leg :(

It's probably your leg twitching :/

Maybe your dick is possessed. Probably you should call a Priest.

Your pants caught vibrate from your phone.

Nobody calls him because he has a dictaphone and that's nasty and leads to cheese buildup.

Dr. Lilly says: "Crabs, definately crabs..."

This is why Cell phones are eBil! PURE FUKIN EBIL! THEY HAUNT U FOR ALL ETERNITY! :puke LOL BARF SMILEY!

you are tedius.

That was my penis. I'm very sorry.

sam, my side does that when i don't have my cell with me, sometimes. it's not just you :(

DIRKSEN OMG :eek

get a new dick

I'm sure there are exorcists out there who specialize in clothing articles for you.

A vibrating dick isn't really a bad thing...

You're mis-labelled.

This is bullshit.

Witty bullshit.

I had some pants once. Then they were stolen by a tribe of nomad squirrels who were bend on world domination. I was only lucky that I escaped with my life. These squirrels were crazy! There was one squirrel, his name was Randal, who whould jump in the air and make this buzzing sound as pounced upon me. Then there was Betty, she was the looker of the group. She had eight of the most beautiful nipples I have EVER seen. She was in love with Randal, so with one swing of a branch I took Betty's head off. The other squirrles took off, but not Randal. He was happy that Betty was dead and he gave me some pills of some sort. He also told me him name was not really Randal and that he was a human reborn as lord of the nomadic squirrels. He had overdosed on pills while online one day, and then WHAM... he was a squirrel. I took the pills and started to walk down the street with Randal. Suddenly his fellow squrrels surrounded me and demanded my pants. I refused and they were upon me. One grabed my pocket knife, while the others took my pants. The squirrel with the knife told me to leave of he'd "cut me". So, I left. To this day I wish I had two pairs of pants.

There will be an "accident" in the ocean when we get to kingstown.

Shut up, you died in the car crash. Dead robot's can't talk.

You have AIDS

You have no batteries. Which is like robot AIDS.

This is Randal

Is this from your pilot for the sitcom Married...To Commitment, guys?

My dick used to shiver when cold and that's much like a vibration. Then I bought a dick sock and my problem went away. Good luck.