Lilly Needs Your Help
 

Could you guys help me plan an event menu?


Just list all the things a Christmas or Thanksgiving feast would not be complete without... Like what kinds of stuff do you look forward to eating for the holidays? What dishes are traditional in your household? What's your favorite entre or side dish?

Example:
Honey-Baked Ham and Candied Yams

Thanks so much!

turkey basting
stuffing basting
ritual masturbation
embarassing stories
bad gravy
drunken relatives
a declaration of divorce
pumpkin pie

mutton biryani..

scalloped potatoes

Dear waterlilly,
You don't need to worry about what your going to serve at christmas since you will be dead by then. I am planning on abducting you in my black rape van, raping you twice in an empty parking lot and then drowning you in the nearby shallow stream. Prosecutors will then obtain DNA evidence from your body and compare it to the national database only to come up with no leads. The case will be closed by next thanksgiving, your parents will go on with their lives.
Love, Evil Robot.

Thats by far the best pick-up line you've ever used.

:lol i'm so glad you're not dead

Woah, rape as an element of humor. I-mockery is breaking new grounds. :rolleyes

last christmass i had jack-in-the-box and a 18 pack of icehouse...

Just checking in to see if it's at all worth it to read what a single one of you have to say. And it's not. I'll be back in another 2 weeks or maybe not. Ignorant fucklings.

It doesn't get more hardcore than that

Might I suggest some interesting parlor games involving the turkey baster?