ARR! possibly the worst song ever recorded!
 

http://www.hyundai-approved.co.uk/scarborough/

The 'jingle', as they call it, on this site is truly awful. i feel life ramming a 12 inch depleated uranium spike into my eyeball just so i never have to hear it again.
Whoever devised this 'song' must be publicly executed in the most painful way possible.

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i clicked on that link just as i was starting to get a good high and when the music started it made my ribcage quiver and stomach turn.
now i have to repack my pipe and start all over again! asshole!

:lol it really is that bad isnt it...

There are worse.

hyyyuday~

It was funky. :/

I personally find this to be irritating and I'm an audiophile. I am also a noisician and I find this irritating. That's how horrendous this is, IMHO.

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zero as a limit:
i live, breathe, and fart noise. what name do you go under? i'm catheter stretch, new odor, beesty, chainsaw paws, etc. i also run alamagator cdr's & tapes... http://www.alamagator.com
it's awesome to finally find someone else into noise here! what kinda shit are you into?

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I like Merzbow, I like 'Metal Machine Music' and I also like Blue Pony (who, aren't really a noise band, but a crapcore band). I haven't made any noise recordings yet, but I'm trying to get together a band. If I can get a CD made, I'll give ya one :)

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rad. sounds cool. good luck with your early ventures into noise. these are the days of your life, man!
let me know how shit turns out.
and where are you located? i can probably point you into the arms of friends.

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I live in the west end of Glasgow. (A Scottish city)

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oh... yikes. sorry, don't know of any sorta noise scene there.
good luck though!

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I'm trying to start one, mabye it will also make all the punk-poppers think of performing harder music. Thanks for the good luck wishings :)

they shoulda gotten the volkswagen jingle... the basketball one

Ironmitchell, I am recording a copy of a tape of avant-garde and weird shit I made for a friends birthday and sending it to ye.

Soz it took so long, I didn't have the ability to record my stuff.

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:evil eye: :EVIL EYE!: