BISKUIT, FTANG, ERNASTY, MUBERT, SEVENFORCE, SPAZ, WITTY
 

Amuse me by "fighting" each other. :lol

Low blows, cheap shots and the use of personal information about the other fucktards is encouraged. :)

Good "sportsmanship" will be frowned upon. >:

Insulting me, will have no effect. :lol

[center:2e8fa0acbf]ROUND 1: FIGHT! :maul [/center:2e8fa0acbf]

i'm done being retarded...
so you don't have to include me with them

I'm not though.

OK FIRST I STAB ONE AND THEN I SWING ONE BY THE ANKLES INTO ANOTHER ONE AND THEN I TAKE THE SWORD OUT OF THE ONE AND STAB THE OTHER ONE AND THEN I DRIVE A TRUCK OVER THE OTHER ONE AND THE THE OTHER ONE GETS HIT WITH A CAR DOOR.

Hey, Mad Max, :bestthread

I hope I'm the one that gets a guy flung into him. That sounds the least painful.

u guys are so cute here's a dick

*whips out bananas crafted into likeness of guns
then inserts into other contsestants assholes, then stabs their eyes out with sharpened carrots then straps plastic explosives to their backs while making them listen to a classical music album

You suck at impersonations.

HEY, LET GO OF MY PENIS

:lol

You ARE a dick.

SOMEBODY HAS A VEGGIE FETISH :eek

I hate to cook that squash you have for a brain but..

Fruit. Not vegetable.

A banana is a fruit.

WHAT ABOUT CARROTS MA'AM?!

BANANA IS A HERB!!!!

Thank god I'm not on that list

u are such a stupid half-witted lump of shit do u need glasses or contacts cause your name is on here eisiger

I'M PRETTY SURE HE WAS JOKING.

i'm pretty sure he wasn't

And that's it for round 1!

Let's see those fucktards, Spaz, and 7force punked out so they're disqualified.

Witty came out strong, but as usual had no staying power.

mubert acted like the retard with cerebral palsey that he is and had no effect on anyone with his feeble attempts at humor. Outside interference from Terra only added to his embarassment. The fucktard can seem to take tons of punishment though!

and ernasty and biskuit posted a bunch of meaningless shit that only they found funny, again as usual, and had absolutely no effect on the out come of the game

Surprisingly Ftang came out the winner in all this, having only slightly better insults than the rest.

The game isn't over yet though! And a new fucktard has joined in! Dead_Pigeon!

Witty, mubert, dead_pigeon, ftang you move on to the next round!
Prepare yourselves! I wanna see blood! :lol

[center:51cba96b71]ROUND 2 FIGHT! :die [/center:51cba96b71]

when you lose in this game, you always know your a winner :)

The only other thing Ernasty has one was a free blowjob from a hooker with a giant bulge in her pants that she "wanted to show him"

you shouldn't know about that stuff your still in school maybe when you grow some pubes you can say that stuff you

FAT ASS-CLOWN

i can't believe this subject actually turned out to be what it was supposed to be

and you left me off the list for round 2, but what am i supposed to do, just watch and be normal?

OOHHH! And it looks like Mubert's been BANNED for a month! Reports say he was illegally injecting cream filling into his fat ass to give him that extra sugar rush. Tough break.

Filling in for him will be ernasty.

FIGHT! :lol

i hate you and your stupid rules

and how you took over the entire mock wars forum in about a week

also,

where's da beef?

and im eliminating myself right now so i can get back on the right track towards not doing this.

shut up >:
your just a dungeon bitch for the worlds fattest sumo wrestler

er what?

you heard smacktard

You heard him, he called you a fucking faggot who takes it up the ass from an overweight fucker who participates in an ancient Japanese full body contact sport, now stop being a bitch and fight back fucktard!

:lol

hey, fuck you mad max

stupid cum-gullet didn't you read the rules

i can read yo momma in a second, now fuck off before i "magically" figure out your mother fucking pass word you ass wipe

and fuck this forum too >:

you couldn't figure out which way you piss out your dick
you sorry little excuse for a human being cause while your alive some poor bastard is being deprived of air and they need it more >:

are you gaining something from this? because i see no point

but go on, any way it's entertaining

me too but i wan't to insult someone else's sorry ass beside yours >:

you can keep working on insulting me if you'd like because nobody else even goes to this page, they wouldn't see it any way


i'm rambling

oh yeah i hate you >:

oooooooooohhhhhhhh that stung i better put some ointment on that

NOT

attention span is running out :(

no prize for winning :(

its no more fun with a pre-set war :(

Uh yeah, so I guess Ftang wins or something.

What a terrible idea you've created, Max.

Damn freaking right

:lol :lol :lol

This thread is now dedicated to just randomly reminding Witty that he's a fucktard, and that he should slash his wrists open pronto.

:lol

K

:/

LOOKIT AT ME I'MMM SUCH A GIGANTIC FAIRY, BOY AM I QUEER AND YET I HAVE NO FRIENDS

Oh shit Witty found a way to fuck himself in the ass a give birth!

:lol

I swear, Mad Max is the dumbest person I have ever had the displeasure to communicate with. I'm not even going to talk to him anymore, because I have much better things to do on these boards, am tired of getting the same bland reply of "fucktard" from him, and because I no longer care what a 30-year old virgin who lives in his mother's basement watching Star-Trek spinoffs all day thinks of me.

:lol

That's the dumbest thing he's done yet! My post is right above that, so nobody's going to think I said that. What a dumbshit.

:lol

Could we please ban this quote-altering faggot?

By the way, claiming you're never going to pay any attention to me again, has more of an impact when you actually DO IT fucktard.

You just made yourself look even more like a fucking dicksnot by replying.

:lol

Did you even read my post you dipshit?

:lol

:lol

Tip to Father Spaz

Good way to keep yourself off the computer
for at least 5 seconds at a time:
1. Take screen in both hands
2.bring screen sharply down on head
3.Repeat until dead.

Now, stop fucking up our
message boards, you gormless
RETARD

This thread is now about reminding Spaz that he's a super forum bitch on top of being a fucktard, with no way of improving his ranking.

UNLESS he has a knock down drag out Mock War with ArrowX, sports and Witty and beats ALL three of them. Until then, he's the new Mubert.

:lol

:lol

Stop laughing at Witty's baby you insensitive fucktard! >:

:lol

oh snap :eek

i'm a fag

Now Witty, it's no fun to beat everybody to the punch line. :tear

It's a person with a different name, you half-retarded cum dumpster.

Witty's still a fag regardless of who said it. :lol

Well, yeah.

ha ha way to go there boss zing thats showing the noobs how it's done see guys short and sweet that's all it takes seriously i need to get with you and the big kahunas about rewriting this mock wars thing so that were all on the same page i think we lose the point if we don't separate the boys from the men if you get my point but with all due respect i think we need to introduce squash basket more often since the cum dumpster is getting old and everybody is using it what do you say boss hello are you still with me here[/img]

I'll let that bapeism slide because otherwise you'll whine and cry about how I'm battling you on the internet by using my wah unfair mod powers.

I realize you're more than likely shacking up with max because it's fun to annoy people and he's a one-way ticket down that road of faith, but I don't think you quite reckon how supremely mentally mangled you're coming off. When I read (okay, see it's by you and skip over) your posts in this thread, I get this image of a secluded dorkette with the complexion of a sheet of drywall celebrating her sweet 16 on deviantart by drawing pictures of sad rainbows. I'm slightly shocked you didn't say something to the effect of "Foolish mortals! How dare ye preturb the magnificence of thine master thou thee! Off with ye internet cerebellum, ye swag!." Or maybe you did, since I didn't read more than 15 of the words you heisted from dictionary.com.

UH-OH! THE GLOVES ARE OFF NOW YOU GUYS

Shut up, you fag.

NO, YOU SHUT UP

I'm the first name on this thread, bothayou shut up.

I created this fucking thread fucktard, you AND that fucktard Witty need to shut the fuck up.

:lol

My word, you are the creative one. :posh

My word, you're the "Witty" one. :rolleyes

Go shove a top hat up your ass, fucktard. Then plug up that festering sperm deposit with a fucking monocle.

PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP!

:lol

No kidding

Well Mubert and Spaz aren't around anymore, so I guess you're next up.

Enjoy your new status fucktard!

:lol

Wow! I didn't see that coming.

:lol