I'm not going to waste time pandering to your gay little requests in order to get you to do something you should be doing on your own.

Here's some motivation: I'm banning you for about 6 hours while I work on some shit so you don't clutter up the god damn universe while I work, since I'm the only admin on at the moment.

I don't know if I qualify for vet status yet... maybe pre-vet status.

I remember a golden time when everything was funny. It lasted a couple of months, then the boards where shit filled. And I no longer see the I-Mockery boards as the Trash of the Rich and Famous, but now, it's polluted with your everyday, used condom, baby shit diaper, idiots. >:

Here is a song entitled 'Vet Status'

Oooh baby
I gots me VET STATUS
Oooh baby
you want my VET STATUS
I aint no whack new jack
aint gonna cut you no slack...

suck on my large, throbbing VET STATUS

VET STATUS taking you from behind
VET STATUS engulfing your puny mind
VET STATUS i think you might find
VET STATUS it makes all the newbs whine

Oooh Baby
Your post count's so small
Oooh Baby
You're heading for a fall
Oooh Baby
You're an internet whore
Oooh Baby
Time to find a new message boar..............(d).

VET STATUS you posted your pic
VET STATUS you even showed us your dick
VET STATUS haven't made any friends
VET STATUS except Mubert and Deadenz*

(*only the VETS will get this one :posh)

what is the general posts/ time on board before one becomes a VET?

i have been coming here for over a year but ive only got like 550-ish posts, does that mean im not hard-core enough to be a l337 poster?

In my opinion, a 'vet' is just someone who doesn't suck and has been around for at least a year.

Define suck :)

Naked photographer takes shocking pictures
September 14, 2004 (COLUMBUS, Ohio) — The "naked photographer" is pleading guilty.

Stephen Linnen was accused of flashing with his camera. Authorities in Columbus, Ohio, charge that the nude Linnen would surprise unsuspecting women then take pictures of their shocked expressions.
:lol