WTF? isn't this site run by a geek?
 

first off i would like to get something off my chest:i am a noob to the boards but not to i-mockery so if im missing out on anything let me know. now here comes the questions:
1.everyone thinks that kevin smith sucks. why is this? his movies while they aren't the best in the world they are very funny. i don't care what you say but they happen to be some of my favorite movies!
2.everyone hates anime even -RoG-! ok so DBZ is shitty and the japs are also responsible for pokemon but have you ever even given any other animes a chance? their is plenty of great movies such as akira and ghost in the shell which are cool dispite their complex beyond belief plots. and then their is cowboy bebop one of the best anime tv shows created. watch one episode and tell me that the animation is not some of the most beautiful shit you have ever seen?
in closing i would like to say 2 things: i realize i am probably in the wrong forum and though im only a geeky 15 year old kid that has no friends :( i still want to do 1 thing and that is to help with the zombie movie in some way (i.e. assistant,best boy,key grip) :) but if you don't want help that is fine too.

In answers to 1 and 2:

It's called opinions, everyone in America can have them.

If you don't live in America (arrowX, Royal Tennenbaum) you don't.

There's some potential here. Learn to use (but not use nothing but) capital letters, don't take things to seriously, and don't make generalizations. Clerks, the Clerks animated series, Mallrats, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and the entire Cowboy Bebop series and the movie can be found in my DVD collection.

the cowboy bebop dvd can be bound right next to his collection of creed cds

Well, that would put my Cowboy Bebop DVD's right in the middle of fucking Neverland because the Creed CD's don't exist! :die

Re: WTF? isn't this site run by a geek?
 

both kevin smith movies and anime are things that are ruined by their overzealous faggy nerd fans >:

STFU Executioneer and yes i guess i did take things to seriously thanks carnivore.

no YOU

Well! Let me be the first to say I hate you and can't wait to run you off the forums with biting remarks about your sexual preference and maternal relationship!

Second.

why dont you tell me again why i have to think cowboy bebop is awesome animation mister anime fag :rolleyes and yes before you use the #1 anime fag argument, I have seen an episode of it and it was totally boring and gay >:

HEY SHUT UP MAN AKIRA AND GHOST IN THE CLAM ARE TOTALLY FUCKING DEEP AND IT MADE ME CRY AND YOU JUST DON'T GET IT NO-ONE EVER WILL ESPECIALLY MOM WHO STABBED ME IN THE NECK WITH A CIGARETTE LIGHTER WHEN SHE FOUND OUT DRAKE KISSED ME IN THE LOCKER ROOM AFTER FENCING PRACTICE :tear

And guess what bartman15 >: The Simsons suck also >: What do you say to that, huh?

lol @ ghost in the clam :lol

Oh, and thanks for applying the hypens and proper alternating caps in your reference to the webmaster. That's how we all refer to him in our everyday lives and in the Counterstrike lobbies in which we talk about what a royal crown cola of a faggot you are before we lube up and turn the webcams on.

Also, thanks for numbering your complaints so that your otherwise sprawlingly intricate post didn't go right over everybody's head.

I think we should all adopt this new, yet fascinating and goal-oriented method of internet communication. Let me give this old girl a whirl right now.

1. One time, Bartman contracted a debilitating penile infection when trying to cram over 17 'wooly bear' caterpillers under his foreskin on a dare.

2. This was bad, because the infection resulted in a large ingrown sack of terribly smelling green oozy pus, which not only hampered his movement, thus making his solitary trips from kitchen to basement all the more difficult, but also proved to be the source of even more grief when his mother, having not seen him in his pasty-white complexion glory for at least a good 3 years thought he was a burglar and pushed him down the stairs. On the last step, he landed swolen-penis first and resulted in a release which boris (which is bartman's real name) can only describe as the most - and only - erotic experience of his miserable life.

3. After his erotic experience involving creatures with many arms (Not Sheeva from MK3) Bartman, who believe it or not is one of those "clever TV show avatars", thinking that Softball is what all the REAL fags play, signs up on his middleschool team. Unfortunately, the cater-growth is mistaken for pubic hair and he is wedgied in the locker room by many boys who fear, yet are strangely attracted to the idea of cater-pubes. In conclusion, Bartman one again returns to his midnight viewing of Spongebob before secreting mango juice from his nostrals and eventually passing into the land of sleep....where cater-pube boy is king of the world....or something.

:lol :lol :lol

It's been a long time. :tear

i try to not say that i like manga and anime for fear of ridiucle.

oh shit! damn edit function!

Compiled for your reading convenience :) BEST. STORY. EVER!!!

I think there is a lesson to be learned here: computer geeks, and pop culture buffs have ambition and end up as technical designers for perscription medicine ads. Anime and hemp-humor geeks end up with a lush career as professional everquest players, with parent's basement benifits.

my name is lnsicpantitude, and i approve of this thread.

anime is rot. looney tunes are where it's at.

???
You're the gay one
:/

i hope youre taking notes chojin, because he just showed you how comedy is done

1)HOY SHIT U GUYS I TIHNK HE JSUT 2) CALLD ROG A G#)EEK U GUYS
4) HE SHULD B BANNED (7 YOU GUYS

I don't understand the concept of making a thread about how much of a "geek" you are, but calling someone else a geek in the subject. But I guess you have to be the kind of person who watches Family Matters re-runs and probably own clever t-shirts with popular tv programs/movies only instead of Al Pacino as scarface, it's Homer Simpson, and then you have the gall to wear it outside where I have to look at it instead of just putting it on for an hour or so every day and prancing about the house and giggling everytime you pass a mirror to get your perverse little kicks. I hate you.

oh looky here we got a funny, observant, wild one!!

Great observational humor skills, Sacks. I'm glad you decided to ignore the rules and impress us all with what EVIL thoughts lie in your DERANGED brain! :eek :eek :eek

Now all you need is a signature that says something like "I thought I was crazy but the voices in my head told me otherwise" so we can formally begin the group masturbations with rolled-up printouts of your posts as the receptacles.

Yeah I'm pretty off the wall like that.

tell me, how does it feel to be not so normal? how can i be weird, too?

I re-read my post as I thought someone who just happened to stumble upon it would(like pretty much everyone), and I realized it was pretty I-wish-I-was-so-spooky-and-evil sounding. This is why I'm holding a nationwide tour to all of your local libraries so I can read it aloud and answer some questions so hopefully there won't be anymore confusion about how it was supposed to come off. Remember to print out a copy so I can sign it, I wont have time to print off extras!

sacks, despite all your rage you are still just a rat in a cage

But I don't even like that song. :(

that's quite interesting

tell me, is your favorite show invader zim?

Hahahahahahaha! You guys are the best! Don't ever change!

woah calm down there buddy

I like gindam and Wolfs Rain thats as far as my anime goes. Ghost in the schell and akra are the most overrated movies on the planet.

Ghost in the Shell isn't overrated, it's just overwatched. Once or twice is enough. The soundtrack is pretty, too - all 8 versions of the same fucking song. >:

Anime is OK in reasonable doses. Or all-night marathons when you're a geek in college with nothing better to do.

I only watch anime on fridays when they show Gundam.

Woah Rongi's back

WB Rongi

Where is Professor Cool?

having sex with his beautiful wife :(

Welcome back, Rongi. Try and be interesting. All this being yourself crap is for morons.

i dunno if that was an insult, but i dont exactly care. hi helm

This song!

Is called!

Piranaha-ha-ha-ha!

COME.
ON.
FEEL THE NOISE.

God, you're cute, what's your name little fella?

its CUM on feel the noise dude...



fuck i'm old...



also, :lol @ cater-pubes...

I give bartman15 a week, then he will loose intrest and leave.

:( i love smashing pumpkins.

I keep thinking this thread is called "isn't this site run by a greek."

I'd like to take time in this thread to say hi to Rongi what's up bud? :(

oh you know, same old business

i got a girlfriend at the theater i work at, but i dont like her that much :(

how about you?

Nothing significant. :(

Ever. :tear

having a girlfriend isnt that great. it's like having a really nagging dog. except it talks and you can legally have sex with it :(

and they cost more to take care of. but most of the time, they dont pee on the carpet...
:/

excuse me i was talking to my goodfriend milhouse, not you, chump