omg omg OMG GUYS she winked at me
 

i was like in the food court you know, spittin balls of paper in her hair to get her attention (u know U KNOW), and i was like making those deep groaning noises that retards do but that was mostly to amuse myself, but then sudenly she turned around and started shouting {WHOS SPITTIN DEM BALLZ @ ME} but right then i nailed her in the eye wit one and she BLINKED guys I mean she WINKED @ me u know u know U KNOW

so i think shes in love with me now but what should i do should i kill myself or bang my head agaist the wall what, u know

cause its not gonna work out i know it

guys

guys im crying right here im literally crying

g

guys

u know

Then maybe you could throw rocks at her.

Maybe one of them could nail her in a particularly vulnerable spot on her body and she'll moan in pain... erm, sexual ecstasy. And believe me, my friend, any time you can make a girl moan, she's all over you.

punch yourself in the tits 5 times then click your heels 14 times

Try Rape, Rape Solves everything. :party

pimp dat ho

4 realz

woman like doing stuff like laundry and cooking so....just drop your dirty clothes off for her at the mall.

Put some melted chocolate bars in her folder, then laugh when she opens it. That is probably the best way to let her know you are feeling all these things about her, and if she rolls her eyes then she gets it and you should start following her aroun-- I mean going out with her so everybody knows you are the man. Be sure to leave her loving gifts of tacks on her seat and used gum in her hair, pinch her if she asks you to stop, and give her pet names like "fatty" and "pizzaface." These will help the relationship last longer.

If the relationship progresses to satisfactory, you may even want to trip her at graduation. Then you'll be engaged.

i think id better kill myself tho

No no, you got it backwards. Kill everyone else.

I had a girl wink at me today, and she made that wierd click sound with her tongue.

was she a robot

HOLY CRAP YOU JUST GOT TO SECOND BASE LUCKY

Worse, she was AFRICAN :<

ick :(

guys i think she just sent the police 2 my house cause i said id kill her, u know, so shed know how much i care

i think im gonna stand under her bedroom window tonight and whail her name, what do u think

I think it's just a summer fling.

but its september :(

its true love i know it fuck you man

ok its never gonna work out im thinking pills or a gun what do u say

If it true love, go for it man, go all the way.
Set the house on fire, and then go rescue her after she passes out from the smoke.
Passing out means she wants you.

She wasn't African or a robot.

Also, to clarify for HickMan, the only reason fat makes your dick smaller is due to the fact that more fat covers it up. That's why it gets bigger when you lose weight.

trust me, i know.

OAO, this whole thread reminds me of your "OMG! She flirted with me on the bus!" thread. I'm not sure if that was the intention but it does bring back fond memories of your first public hazing. You're eating your boogers fight now, aren't you?

guys what do you do when you cum all over yourself

do you clean it up or what

You let it dry, it gives you a thicker coat.

Get rid of it! The first thing they look for in a crime is DNA evidence.

No.

And actually, my intention was to be humorous by posting with a serious air in an obviously unserious thread.

You should have said "my intention is to be a geek on the internet"