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Anonymous Sep 26th, 2004 08:51 PM

TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD
 
In recognition of your recent total decimation of FS and camcazio as well other fucktards, I promote you as my new High Priestess and encourage you to keep up the good work! :)

Sorry to do this Lotida, but you're just not vicious enough. You'll always have a job at Evil Empire Enterprises though!

:lol

Terra Sep 26th, 2004 09:05 PM

Thank you my Lord.

I strive to be worthy enough for the ritualistic deballing of the VETERANS (capitalized once again for camacazio's irritation) on Midsummer Night's Eve. I understand their peckers will not be attending as they will be buried for safekeeping up retro's ass. This is hardly a loss as all of them put together wouldn't fill a thimble so retro's virginity is still basically intact.

Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2004 09:05 PM

"total decimation" :loo

Dear Journal,

Today Roger made a joke to me about my mother. I got pretty steamed, boy I'll tell you. I was about to go up to him and poke him right in his chest and give him a piece of Doug Funnie's mind, yes sir! But then I realized that I should instead go home and tell my mom what Roger said about her, then apologize for his behavior. Yes that is exactly what I'll do.

Gee whiz those insults at my mother's expense can really boil my blood, I'll tell you that much, Journal.


Terra Sep 26th, 2004 09:07 PM

Behold!

A Eunuch!! No sport here. :lol

HickMan Sep 26th, 2004 09:10 PM


Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2004 09:11 PM

Joke's on you Terra I haven't been castrated yet :eek :eek

HickMan Sep 26th, 2004 09:15 PM

holey moley! :o

Anonymous Sep 26th, 2004 09:16 PM

Dear journal,

Milhouse made yet another bad attempt at sarcasm, he's still in denial of his eunuch status, and he's a fucktard.

Hickman is a fucktard who jacks off to Chris Kattan.

That is all.

PS :lol

Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2004 09:17 PM

THIS THREAD ISN'T GETTING THE 15 POSTS A MINUTE THAT IT DESERVES

Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2004 09:18 PM

EUNUCH-ORN :lol GET IT

Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2004 09:19 PM

WAIT THIS IS FOR APPRECIATING TERRA WHOOSP ;)

Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2004 09:20 PM

POST 6199 :x

Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2004 09:20 PM

AND I'M OUT OF HERE :eek

HERE = THIS THREAD :(

Anonymous Sep 26th, 2004 09:23 PM

Yeah Mil, getting that post count up to 6200, makes you WAAAAY cooler now. :rolleyes

Terra Sep 26th, 2004 09:37 PM

Eusholim, get the CUM sticky off of the cap lock, you miserable excuse for a dingleberry.

HickMan Sep 26th, 2004 09:45 PM


:O SEXAH

Terra Sep 26th, 2004 10:58 PM

Oh goody. More dingleberries.

The Retro Kat Sep 26th, 2004 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Eusholim, get the CUM sticky off of the cap lock, you miserable excuse for a dingleberry.


Shit, Terra, I didn't realize you were still in the fucking third grade. Golly gee, I should probably watch my mouth, your mom probably still monitors your computer internet useage. Stay way from the INTRANET PRON!

The Damp Moose Sep 26th, 2004 11:43 PM

Hey Terra wanna go out? :winkwinknudgenudge

The Retro Kat Sep 26th, 2004 11:45 PM

FAGGOT PLZ, UR A FAGGOT AND LEAVE AND STUFF, FAGGOT

Emu Sep 27th, 2004 12:48 AM

dingleberry's a horrible insult

FS Sep 27th, 2004 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max
*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

:lol

Terra Sep 27th, 2004 11:17 AM

:lol

FS is this what you intended to do in your "Hi Mad Max" thread?? Laying in wait for him to appear, say something and resort to misquoting??

Please note all noobs: This is when our Liege Lord has won once again. When the VETS (capitalized for the irritation of camacazio) decide to plunder Max's tactics, this is the sign that our Lord has singlehandedly won yet another battle. Please note, Max NEVER even showed up on FS's thread and this drove the idiot poster VET (capitalized for irritation purposes of camacazio) to attempt another drive by ploy to draw Max out.

Retro? Thank you girlfriend for the "PRON" advice!! Please unstick your tongue from FS's ass and report to the Fuctard thread! Max is waiting for you to show up. Don't be a 'fraidie cat now! He'll be gentle to you, I sit in counsel with him y'know. winkwinkoinkoink. :lol

Anonymous Sep 27th, 2004 01:23 PM

:lol

What's even funnier is he posted his lame ass attack in a thread I created to draw him to me. His little fucktard plan didn't work, so he couldn't help but to post in MY thread. I thought FS had slightly more intelligence than that, but apparently guzzling all that fucktard seed has severely lowered his moronic intelligence level even further.

My thread, my rules! :lol :lol :lol

Any further pathetic attacks by you, will be ignored. I'm done with you, you may now leave, minus your dignity and balls of course.

What am I saying? You never had either of those things to begin with fucktard. :lol :lol :lol

I WIN AGAIN FUCKTARD! :lol :lol :lol

FS Sep 27th, 2004 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max
*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

:lol

The Damp Moose Sep 27th, 2004 05:01 PM

So like, then Mad Max and Terra kissed and everyone was like it was so sweet, and then Max punched her in the skull, so she like, totally bit his face and then, like, everyone clapped and stuff it was so sweet.

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay Sep 27th, 2004 05:07 PM

OH DEAR!!! WHY THE FUCK SAY DINGLEBERRY?

CHINKLEBERRY IS THE WAY FORWARD DAMNIT

Terra Sep 27th, 2004 08:40 PM

Dingleberries are also fresh noobs that haven't been yet plucked from the vine by Max. Ftang has been plucked and fucked but the Damp Moose has yet to be initiated. Lay low moose and tread lightly over the moor. Before you know it, you might wake our Lord while he slumbers and then you'll have a fucktard thread named after you. But that'll be right after he branded MM on your ass while sodomizing you with an oak tree branch. I hear it isn't pleasant but it IS great fun to watch.

:lol

Anonymous Sep 27th, 2004 08:57 PM

Well no time like the present! :)

DampMoose: You made 2 sexual innuendos about Terra and one about me in the same fucking thread , you goddamn fucking virginal pervert. I know the girls in your middle school are sickened by your pudgy ass, and the boys beat the fuck out of you looking at their dicks in the locker room. But take your pent up sexual frustration else where you fucking fucktard.

Yeah, and I bet you fucking jizzed all over yourself when you thought about getting sodomized with an oak tree branch, fucktards like you need to be fucking killed.

:lol

Father §p@z Sep 27th, 2004 10:11 PM

YOU need to be killed. Stop cussing out newbies, you make them feel like they're not wanted :(

Anonymous Sep 27th, 2004 10:30 PM

[center:658712aba9]OKAY I'LL JUST CUSS YOU OUT THEN FUCKTARD, BECAUSE YOU CERTAINLY AREN'T WANTED![/center:658712aba9]

:lol

The Retro Kat Sep 27th, 2004 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Please note all noobs: This is when our Liege Lord has won once again. When the VETS (capitalized for the irritation of camacazio) decide to plunder Max's tactics, this is the sign that our Lord has singlehandedly won yet another battle. Please note, Max NEVER even showed up on FS's thread and this drove the idiot poster VET (capitalized for irritation purposes of camacazio) to attempt another drive by ploy to draw Max out.

Retro? Thank you girlfriend for the "PRON" advice!! Please unstick your tongue from FS's ass and report to the Fuctard thread! Max is waiting for you to show up. Don't be a 'fraidie cat now! He'll be gentle to you, I sit in counsel with him y'know. winkwinkoinkoink. :lol

You're a cunt, I thought I'd just get that out there foremost. You have got to be one of the fucking nerdiest cunts I've ever come across on these here boards. "My lord blah blah im a cunt tactics VETS cunt written on my forehead noobs watchout". Seriously, you're a fucking big pile of nerdy cunt with big granny tits hanging out.

And do you kiss your mother with that mouth, she might, liek, ground u for liek a weekend or sumthing.

The Damp Moose Sep 27th, 2004 11:31 PM

I wonder which one is the master and which on the slave in the bedroom. :/

nothing4buddha Sep 27th, 2004 11:44 PM

hi terra :orgasm

Anonymous Sep 28th, 2004 01:09 AM

Once again Buddha's lesbian antics have saved the day. Her lustful proposition to Terra makes up for Father Spaz posting in this thread :love

:lol

Terra Sep 28th, 2004 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat

You're a cunt, I thought I'd just get that out there foremost. You have got to be one of the fucking nerdiest cunts I've ever come across on these here boards. "My lord blah blah im a cunt tactics VETS cunt written on my forehead noobs watchout". Seriously, you're a fucking big pile of nerdy cunt with big granny tits hanging out.

And do you kiss your mother with that mouth, she might, liek, ground u for liek a weekend or sumthing.

Please notice there are a few of those VETS (capitalized for camaczio's irritation) who crossgender themselves to blow smoke up the noobs asses. Most of the time this ploy works for within the crossgendering is the raging "screaming queen syndrome." When a noob crosses the boundaries of I-Mock and begins to feast upon the fertile soil, some of these pathetic VETS (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) become enraged that the object of their affections (usually another male VET-capitalized for camacazio's irritation) might just show an interest in these noobs. Their jealousy knows no boundaries and they will seek out to harangue and belittle the nubile noobs many times to the noob's destruction. Part of the tactics that are employed are the idiot line, the cunt referencing, and normally something having to do with parentage and these are all tactics that mirror the insecurities that the VET (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) harbors within himself. Or in the case of Retro, *herself.*

Oftentimes a VET (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) will use caps to attempt to get the point across, to scream if you will, to intimidate a noob. All a part of the smoke screen I fear. Our Lord Max rarely uses the ploy of screeching and oftentimes turns the tables around on the assaulting poster merely by using his well modulated "indoor voice." This rattles the VETS (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) and very rarely will one see one venture into Mock Wars, for the humiliation would be complete and as our Lord knows, a humiliated Vet (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) is a poster whose demise is imminent.

Retro, your a fag prostrate's worse nightmare. You, screaming pile of asspuss, are far too ignorant to be considered a nerd. Fuck, even the nerds wouldn't have you around especially the gay ones. Stop humiliating the gay community by posting to a HETERO woman, you stupid excuse for a "chick." Jesus Christ stuff a Maxi Pad in your mouth, shove a Midol up your ass and MOVE ON. If you can't do that cram your ass BACK into the closet and wait a hundred years to get over the fact that I am a WOMAN and have probably FUCKED the love of your life already. :lol

To Budda: Hiya baby doll! :conspiracy

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay Sep 28th, 2004 12:58 PM

Father Spaz if you are from scotland as
you mentioned then i suggest you go wear
your man skirts and cramming your ass full
of haggis

thank you

The CD Rack of DOOM Sep 28th, 2004 01:15 PM

Father Spaz

Go have a fit on the bathroom floor
over Michael Jackson, you self-admitted
RETARD!!

Anonymous Sep 28th, 2004 04:38 PM

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

And this is why I rule, fucktards!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Big McLargehuge Sep 28th, 2004 04:56 PM

i hope this doesn't get me banned, but i think mad max is boring and reading his posts makes me sad :(

nothing4buddha Sep 28th, 2004 06:26 PM

OH TERRA :FEMALEMASTURBATIONEMOTICON

yeah i say we install a female masterbation emoticon.

Anonymous Sep 28th, 2004 06:44 PM

Big McLargehuge: Fucktard, I'm the greatest thing that could've happened to these fucking boards. All you've contributed is pussy ass fucktard shit about how "hard" your life is and how you can't get a girlfriend and being depressed, in other words, typical fucktard vet shit. You're not funny and about as fucking dull as hawaiian mage.

Go fucking kill yourself fucktard.

:lol

The Retro Kat Sep 28th, 2004 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
*Insert useless waste of space here*


OI! That's the most useless cunt I've ever come across!

Nice job on the three paragraph essay format comeback that no one gives a fuck about reading. I'll tell you what I like about it, though...fuck, I didn't give a shit enough to read it. SRY BETTR LUCK NEXT TYME! :)

Terra Sep 29th, 2004 11:42 AM

And normally the wary noob can intellectualize a comeback to a VET (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) as the latter grows weary of the really really BIG words and moves onward to other less substantial receptors in the land of I-Mock. Only when the noob flock grows thin will an old timer actually sit and READ, albeit laboriously, a noob comeback a few weeks later on down the road. This normally takes higher education to do so however, and many a VET (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) loses the point as the redundant searching of the really really BIG words becomes a lost cause.

In the meantime, many a VET (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) will resort to posting a picture or two as a comeback and some bland misquote to mimic our Liege Lord, the great Mad Max.

Perhaps one day the light bulb will come on. We can only hope.

Have a nice day Retro! Get some rest!

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay Sep 29th, 2004 02:31 PM

whoa the CD rack don't like
father spaztic for some reason
its all good :lol

The Damp Moose Sep 29th, 2004 05:25 PM

Its almost as if
You all are trying to speak
In bad Haiku form

:(

Father §p@z Sep 30th, 2004 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ftang Ftang Olay OLay
Father Spaz if you are from scotland as
you mentioned then i suggest you go wear
your man skirts and cramming your ass full
of haggis

thank you

It's called a kilt, retard. Also, I find that to be very racist. We don't stuff our faces with haggis all the time, we don't go prancing around in kilts every day, and we don't sit around playing bagpipes to pass the time.
Racist. >:

Terra Sep 30th, 2004 10:37 PM

And you don't shotput petrified manure either? I thought you were up in Idaho or something. Not Scotland.

Anonymous Sep 30th, 2004 10:56 PM

Spaz, what you wear isn't a fucking kilt, its a goddamn dress, and those bagpipes you're blowing, are the football team's cocks, you fucking fuck slut faggot.

After you get done wiping the grass stains of your knees and the cum stains off your chin, go shove some more haggis up your ass, fucktard.

:lol

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay Oct 1st, 2004 01:58 PM

1. i know its a kilt retard

2. i'm not racist i've got nothing against scottish
folk just you

3. you are a misserable excuse for a monkeys miscarriage.

therefor SHOT THE FUCK UP >:

Brandon Oct 1st, 2004 03:01 PM

Well Terra, I guess you can die happy now -- a "vet" has made you an appreciation thread.

So you can stop kissing Max's ass any day now.

Terra Oct 1st, 2004 08:09 PM

Shitbag, I shall kiss, fondle, gobble, blow,and fuck whomever I choose, whether I get an appreciation thread or not. It's the likes of you that give the VETS (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) a bad name, you gudgematching poor sport of an asswipe.

Now go squat in a cave someplace and wait for your appreciation thread you miserable shit and get the fuck off of mine. And PLEASE make sure you turn NETNANNY on next time so your cokebottle eyes won't read what the adults post.

:lol

FartinMowler Oct 1st, 2004 08:12 PM

I havn't looked at this section in ages and I see Terra blowing and gobbing :/ Doesn't surprise me.

Terra Oct 1st, 2004 08:20 PM

Yeah it's been a good decade since you've been blown and gobbled, eh Farty? :)

Brandon Oct 1st, 2004 08:37 PM

OMG I'VE BEEN TOTALLY DECIMATED

Seriously, Terra, I expected the standard "you're a fag" or "you have no penis" jabs in your response. Kudos on the originality.

Anonymous Oct 1st, 2004 11:02 PM

Here we see the typical "vet" Brandon. Devoid of any kind of substance and still living in his parent's basement at the age of thirty. Never having kissed a girl, due to being socially retarded, he has chosen to talk to one on the internet, yet still being the social retard he is, he picks a fight with one, and gets verbally decimated because he is ill equipped mentally to even come back feebly with a good response.

Most likely Brandon will consider this a victory anyway, since he actually had a GIRL "speak" to him. This will supply him with many jack off fantasies in the months to come. :wank

Fartin on the other hand is just a fucktard who molests his children and beats his wife. :maul

:lol

Brandon Oct 1st, 2004 11:12 PM

PLEASE, STOP! I CAN'T BEAR ANOTHER DECIMATION!

Anonymous Oct 1st, 2004 11:27 PM

That's Total Decimation fucktard. :lol

Anonymous Oct 2nd, 2004 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
blah blah blah blah When a noob crosses the boundaries of I-Mock and begins to feast upon the fertile soil, some of these pathetic VETS (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) become enraged that the object of their affections (usually another male VET-capitalized for camacazio's irritation) might just show an interest in these noobs. Their jealousy knows no boundaries and...

What in the good graces of fuck are you EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

At least we have a few good replacements for thekapn. I was getting worried about the lack of WINNING going on around here.

Anonymous Oct 2nd, 2004 04:29 AM

The best part of this thread was the decimation :)

:lol

Anonymous Oct 2nd, 2004 04:34 AM

And the WINNING.

Anonymous Oct 2nd, 2004 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
lowercase lowercase bape bape bape lowercase i suck

I won't let you ruin bape for the rest of us, so your post got eaten by a grue.

Captain Goodtimes Oct 2nd, 2004 05:16 PM

You better delete my previous post to, so i doesn't look like im going up againts the mod squad, that could be fatal:eek:eek

Terra Oct 3rd, 2004 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
I won't let you ruin bape for the rest of us, so your post got eaten by a grue.

I've done several BAPE posts and I was WONDERING when somebody was going to finally put that to rest. :)

The Retro Kat Oct 4th, 2004 12:18 AM

Oh terra, I still don't read any of your posts because I already know they are cunt infested shit. :)

Terra Oct 4th, 2004 10:51 AM

Yeah babe, your right. I try to keep the cunt infested shit posting refreshed daily so the masses won't get too overly lost without me. :)

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay Oct 4th, 2004 03:57 PM

Terra:Ftang has been plucked

i'll make sure that i rise through the ranks
of Mad Max's army with one shit load of
blood and violence

Terra Oct 4th, 2004 08:48 PM

Well don't forget all the cunt infested shit stuff too. :) If you want to make double time on the rank rising.

Anonymous Oct 4th, 2004 08:55 PM

Max is great because he makes fun of people indirectly.

See, the people make asses of themselves in the process of responding to his trite, asinine 'internet insults,' and the joke's largely on them. The same goes for his supporters, because they all appreciate him for the fake 'internet hardass' persona he puts on to carry out the set-up insults, and anyone who genuinely enjoys company like that already is just as big a joke as the character.

He's making fun of all of you, and you're all too stupid to realize it. And I'm stupid for thinking he's great. So he wins. Guys.

Terra Oct 4th, 2004 09:04 PM

Well as long as we can keep this "Terra Appreciation Thread" up on the top of the forum, okay chief? :)

Anonymous Oct 4th, 2004 09:27 PM

Sure thing!


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