I-Mock shirts come to Springfield, MO.
 

Last night I went to a party at SMSU and I saw three I-Mock shirts being worn there! These guys only lurk but it appears there is a heavy fan base out here. Of lurkers (or so they told me)! I'm impressed. Keep up the good work everybody!

That is all.

Lots of people who browse the site completely overlook the "forums" button. I've heard the site mentioned on other message boards a few times, always in an appreciative manner, but everyone always talks about i-mockery.com, not i-mockery.net. I've never once identified a single member of another board I'm at here.


That said, I'll gut the first lurker I find in public, and I promise to hit the PYPH thread before I get arrested :)

any excuse!!

Did these people actually say 'Hi, Im a Lurker'??

I think I would beat the shit out of someone who introduced themselves as a lurker....that's like saying. "Hello, I lick urinal cakes"......

No, Dole.

I was waiting for the "Hi, I'm NEW" introduction, at which point I would have fired away. One guy looked like davinxtk except he wore glasses. Which was fine with me...

I met a guy at a sports bar once who apparently lurks here and is a fan of mine :<

He bought us dinner :<

Yeah, they have a list of favorites that post here and a few that they don't care for (though I didn't recognize any characters that they didn't like) but overall, they really like the forum. :) One of them said he was disappointed that I wasn't this way in "real" life but I assured him I was and verbally beat him to death. I don't think he showed up in class today. Oh well. :/

somehow this is just blowing my MIND

I once met someone who had used the word Mockery in a sentence.

Please tell me more about this "real world".

fuck meat space

none of this is true

Except for the anal sex.

My story actually is true and I thought it was hilarious ;<

That's funny, I'm just the opposite. I don't give two shits about the website, I just post in the forums. If you ask me, the forums are hell of a lot more entertaining due to the low-life shit that seems to live here.

We prefer the term "bottom feeder." The "lowlife's" are the lurkers who do not have the cojones to show their faces here.

so are they like ..... watching us :chatter

Don't worry Budda. Your the cool one. ;)

There's a lurker that looks like me?
That's kinda scary. At least I've got better vision than he does, though. Most of the rest of you, too, in fact. 20/18 :)

what do they think of me and also what do YOU think of me

The thought of people 'lurking' here and being 'fans' of people who post here, makes me want to throw up out of my own eyeballs.
Should these people actually exist (which I doubt), and just so happpen to be reading: SUICIDE IS YOUR ONLY POSSIBLE OPTION UNLESS YOU TURN OFF THE PC RIGHT NOW AND GO OUTSIDE

I've lurked for a while and finally got up the nugs to post. Does that make me better than the lurkers?

Probably not cause I suck anyways.

Not sucking has never been a pre-requisite to posting. Quite the reverse.

you are correct...the harder you suck, the more likely you are to post.....

Why does it take guts and determination to post on a message board? Surely typing your thoughts on the internet is the most piss weak thing a person can do with their life.

Touché, Comrade..

:(

I'm going jogging now. Is that ok?

Technically

what kind of fag posts to a message board to tell the world that they're going jogging? Goddamned Newbies....the boards were much better back when............

Actually it was the overall site that they liked. And not specifically JUST the message forum. I saw the shirts and went up to talk to them. Later on it got around that they enjoy reading the posts on this forum. AChimp got really high points as did Jixby and there were some others that normally post on the other forums that I don't really know that well whose posts they enjoyed.

Pretty cool. What shirts were they wearing anyway? The original "Cynical Bastard" I-Mockery shirts or the glow-in-the-dark skull ones?

I met a fan of mine once, his name was mark riddles, swell guy, gave me a handjob too!

So that was YOU!

They were the glow in the dark ones. They look great BTW. Now I want one. I shall be submitting my order when payday rolls around. :)

Cool, glad ya liked 'em. I really need to wear mine sometime, but I always feel weird wearing a shirt for my own site. I'm definitely happy with how they came out though.

yea its a great shirt, if only i could find mine :(

Yeah, I'm ready to begin a cult for I-Mock out here. The initiation rite is going to be a purchase of the shirt followed by a thorough public hazing by me (at Ebbit's Field Bar and Grille) and then they need to log on and have my liege Lord Max work them over in Mock Wars. They can bypass that uncomfortable noob stage if they succeed.

After that, I'll buy them a keg of beer for their Saturday night lock in. They won't be worth shit after the initiation. But the shirts will be worn every Saturday night if they want to stay with it.

Membership has it's privileges. :conspiracy

people don't like you

YOU LOST IT? :o

BANNED

No I just lost the combination to the fireproof jewel safe that I keep behind the civil war portriat of my great great great grandfather, that I store the shirt in.

Oh well, tootise! But they should still get the I Mock shirt. :)

Dole, don't be gay. I don't lie. >;

we can be walking SPAM!

Don't be gay??

NO GAYNESS! (Sitcom laughter ensues)

You feel the heat, you burn to my TOUCH

Haha, I can never get that song out of my head after watching the Transformers movie.