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Killer Manatee

Oct 8th, 2004 01:49 PM

FS	Oct 8th, 2004 03:38 PM

I was going to register there and post "I fell again... :(" every five minutes, but they have their admins approve registrations, so it became too much work.

kellychaos

Oct 8th, 2004 04:55 PM

God jerks off to abstinence. That's what rain is. :)

The Damp Moose

Oct 8th, 2004 05:26 PM

Quote:

We as Christians are told to cut off whatever keeps us sinning. For if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out, for it is better to enter the Kingdom of Heaven with one eye then it is to enter Hell with both. In essence, thats what I will be doing - amputating my computer from my life. It is causing me to sin, and I must cut it off.

:lol

kellychaos

Oct 8th, 2004 05:37 PM

Certainly easier than cutting off his whooha. :/

FartinMowler

Oct 8th, 2004 05:44 PM

from a sex question site :)

I'm a chronic masturbator, and have been since I was nine (yes I started very early). I've only used my left hand for the 10 years I've been at it, so I've developed a slight, but very noticeable, curve to the right. Is there some way I can correct this? I've heard that pumps work but is there another way?

Sam	Oct 8th, 2004 07:03 PM

Shouldn't it curve to the left? :(

HickMan

Oct 8th, 2004 07:33 PM

I use both hands. Does that mean I'm healthy?

Terra

Oct 8th, 2004 08:28 PM

No. Your using both hands to look for it. :)

BlueOatmeal

Oct 8th, 2004 09:04 PM

I use one hand to wank and the other one to dig into my back.

Mr. Oysterhead

Oct 9th, 2004 12:00 AM

Only mutants don't curve.

Captain Goodtimes

Oct 9th, 2004 12:13 AM

You people are spineless.

AChimp

Oct 9th, 2004 12:22 AM

My right bicep is totally huge from jerking off.

:buff

executioneer

Oct 9th, 2004 03:28 AM

god damn FUCKING loveline forum you horrid fuck fuckers

soundtest

Oct 9th, 2004 04:00 AM

why exactly fucking FUCK newbies read the rules and guidelines goddamnit virgin fuck FUCK i'm so mad hate hate hate grrrrrr

executioneer

Oct 9th, 2004 04:03 AM

i'm the i-mockery forum police :x

Geggy

Oct 9th, 2004 12:00 PM

my prayers goes out to all of you oh yes praise the lord

HickMan

Oct 9th, 2004 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra

No. Your using both hands to look for it. :)

What am I looking for? :(

Mr. Oysterhead

Oct 10th, 2004 01:56 AM

A purpose to life.

Lotida

Oct 10th, 2004 03:14 AM

I wonder if my girlfriend will use the pink strapon or the huge black on tonite? Oh well, either one will do! I wonder if my boyfriend will do that cute thing with his balls again? I love it when they slap my face.

- Chojin

Anonymous

Oct 10th, 2004 05:15 AM

GET IT?

- Jamesman

Supafly345

Oct 10th, 2004 05:28 AM

I am a christian that masturbates a lot. So I am going to join.

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