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Captain Robo Mar 10th, 2003 10:35 AM

I am soooo gay!!!
 
I am so gay, I love to sniff my mothers panties and wear them under my clothes at school. One day the jocks gave me a wedgie to reveal my silky lingerie and I got kinda turned on by it. Even when they started beating my up and calling me a girl, it just seemed to give me an even bigger hard-on.
One time I was curious to see what it felt like for girls to put tampons in, so I stole one of my sister's with the plastic applicator. I got it wet with spit and stuck it in, pushed it, and pulled the plastic part out. The sharp edges kind of hurt, but the big scare came when I realized I had pushed the string in. I couldn't shit for about 2 1/2 days but when it finnaly came out it was three times bigger.

Anonymous Mar 10th, 2003 10:40 AM



What is better, a kiss or a hug?

I like hugs personally :hat

Esuohlim Mar 10th, 2003 11:29 AM

Are we talking about Hershey Kisses or Hugs here, because I can't decide.:(

!!!! Mar 10th, 2003 11:46 AM

I'll pray for you.

The Unseen Mar 10th, 2003 01:53 PM

CHINA!

Captain Robo Mar 10th, 2003 03:03 PM



OMG I LOVE PICTURE WARS LET'S HAVE ONE CHOJIN!

CaptainBubba Mar 10th, 2003 04:26 PM

captainfaget2s

:lol

Jixby Phillips Mar 10th, 2003 05:00 PM

So Captain Robo retaliates by posting MISTER FARTS LAWYERS user picture? Fucking brilliant.

punkgrrrlie10 Mar 10th, 2003 07:04 PM

i like kisses that are considered crimes against nature. :orgasm :love

Anonymous Mar 10th, 2003 11:47 PM



What is better, a kiss or a hug?

I like hugs personally :hat


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