I got front row tickets for Chappelle >:
 

After standing in line for three hours, I got the last three front row tickets for the Dave Chappelle stand up special at my school on April 28th.

And, there's a rumor going around that the show he's doing in Milwaukee was supposed to be taped and aired on Comedy Central. However, according to said rumor, there's some problem with doing this and they can't tape the show. Since the performance at my school is the show after the Milwaukee show, Comedy Central wants to tape the show at my school.

I don't believe that rumor, but if it's true, you can all insert my testicles into your mouths because I WIN >: >: >:

I wish dave chappelle went to my school in the middle of nowhere

You son of a bitch. >:

so since you have three tickets, you can take two other people now cant you? ;)

Those are for his elephantine testicles :(

Those other two tickets are for my roommate and a hippie >:

I hope you are going to wet your pants from laughing so fucking hard. Oh yeah, make sure to bring the extra pants with you. :)

I MET MR SHOW >:



TWICE!

GOOD GOING, BOBO, MAKE SURE YOU BRING A PONCHO I HEAR THE FIRST FEW ROWS GET SLOOPPY!!!!!

I DON'T OWN A PONCHO I'M BRINGING A TRASH BAG >:

HE'D BETTER HURRY UP AND SMASH SHIT FIRST >: