Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
 

This is my favorite comic series of all times. Just wondering if anybody else has read any of these?

http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/freakbros/

Not lately

Wow that's dumb.

Captain Robo Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 1:12 am Post subject:

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Wow that's dumb.


Now we know that this guy has never read one.

Don't pretend to be cool and put me down if you havn't actually read one ok.

Actually it is dumb. I just read the one with the big red X, not too amazing. >:

FARTIN DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO QUOTE OTHER POSTS :lol

He must've been wronged as a child. :(

mallmonkeys is better :)

I wasn't aware that this stuff is immune from being called dumb.

And did I put you down? No. I said that the comic was dumb.

Hey I don't mind that someone says something suck's if they actually read the comic. I just get the feeling that you are just looking at the pictures and the web site and making a judgement. Don't judge a comic by its cover. I was just trying to show something that someday you could pick up and see if you liked it.


In the past twenty-six years The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers has been one of the most popular and enduring underground comic books. It has sold well over two million copies (now available in a four volume set from Rip Off Press) and made its principal creator, Gilbert Shelton, quite wealthy.

high times.

The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers- That title alone makes it suck. No pictures needed. :)

Fat Freddy's Cat kicked ass...fuck, the whole series kicked ass.

WRONG! :D

Try looking at the words as well - it's called reading...helps you gain a whole new perspective on the subject matter.

Ideally, you need to be doobied up to the gills to REALLY appreciate it.

or you'd need to be in the right fucking forum, you know either or.

Do you actually have a point? (apart from the one on top of your head)

HAHA OMG LOL

YES I HAVE ONE ON THE END OF MY NOSE TOO!!

HEEHEE LOL LOL LOL OMG LMFAO

I read it and I think the Furry Shit Brothers sucks.

Furry Shit Brothers :lol

Garfield is much better

All praise that orange fatass

Bennett, if you went and killed yourself, the average humor factor of humanity would rise by about 30 chuckle points - and sheep would sleep easier in their fields at night.

As for the FFFB - anybody who doesn't appreciate it obviously isn't a stoner - but to suggest that Garfield...Mr. One Trick Pussy, is better, does tend to suggest that the author of THAT post is still tripping on acid his parents dropped in the 60's.

I JUST NOTICED THAT I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS THREAD THAT ISN'T A VIRGIN

Until I showed up :)

CHUCKLE POINTS OMG,
Seriously, where do you come up with this? You are the most entertaining and enlightening poster EVER. You made me LOL so much I'm going to take your advice and hang myself.
You must have:
1,000,000,000,000 CHUCKLE POINTS!
and now you'll get 30 more!
YAY!

Bennett...there really is no beginning to your talent as a poster is there? You have to be the singularly most dull and dreary individual on this board. Your insistence on overdoing the LOL and inane little asides marks you as one of life's more banal and uninteresting experiences.

If you would like to hang yourself (although something tells me you'll even manage to fuck that up) just drop me a PM with your address and I'll be sure to Fed-Ex you a strong enough rope along with detailed, idiot-proof (although, sadly, probably not Bennett-proof) instructions on how best to go about it. In the meantime, how about you try and put a little effort into your posts instead of trying to win this year's Lame Award.

This years "LAME AWARD" LOL
you sir, are scrumtelecsent!!!
OMG
Let me guess, you're the emcee!!!

Here's a hint, the LOL is something called sarcasm, used to point out how weak your retorts are. Perhaps I am as dull and dreary as you say, if so, I am utterly crushed by my inability as a poster (again sarcasm, see a pattern?). That may be while I've been on this new incarnation of this board for some time, but don't even have 200 posts... I actually read posts without replying to them (gasp). Perhaps you would've realized that I don't always... In fact up until my reply to you I've never used the LOL LOL OMG LMFAO bullshit if you had done some research yourself.

Me, I'll try to learn something from you, (<--sarcasm) here goes:
Take your weak-ass insults back to Dummyville.

And when you get back to Dummyville, shove them straight up your rouddy poo, candy ass!

Hint: Sarcasm was involved with the making of this post ;)

Do I have to wear baggy clothes, lots of jewelry, a hat with a shoe lace tying the top together and scratch my deck a lot?

Here's an even bigger hint - you don't know how to use it, give it up. In your case, the LOL simply points to either incipient insanity or a desperate need for higher does of medication.

Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

Oh, you are most assuredly so.

The only pattern I can see is that of my bootprint on your forehead. HTH

Oh, do stop droning and get to the point, man!

(Steps back in amazement and nearly falls off Bennett's head) Wow...does that make you some kind of Ubermensch? Can I touch you?

In order to research you, you would have to be of some importance to me rather than the simple-minded, minor irritant which is your current status. I don't give a damn if you've never used LOL or LMFAO or even ROFLMAOPIP before - your use of it in your posts to me was indicative of a gimp who sees the name Brawl Hall thrown about and, rather than heed his own words and do some research, at which point he would have discovered that I'm here simply as a private individual rather than as a member of BH, descends into a red rage and decides to try and be funny...and fails miserably.

Cupcake...perhaps you should get a plastic surgeon to put a spyhole in your stomach...that way, you won't have to take your head from up your own ass in order to see my boot fly up and bury itself in your cranium.

Oh, dear god...the cheering section has arrived complete with pom-poms, galloping acne and zoloft.

The whole point of my posts was to point out how lame your attempts to rip on me were. The excessive LOL is sarcastic. If you can't understand that, then maybe you can waste another twenty minutes squeezing together a few paragraphs analyzing every word of this reply, all the while talking about your boot and various parts of my body (again very original).
Or maybe you could work on sarcasm as much as you've practiced using the "quote" button? You're very proficient at that, I commend you.

OMG SPYHOLE IN MY STOMACH LOL LOL

No, bennett, the excessive LOL is banal and insipid, hence the Pot/Kettle/Black analogy. Bearing in mind the fact that you decided to take a pop at me first, don't you think you're being just the teensiest bit hypocritcal?

If it annoys you that much, I think I WILL do so. ..however, believe me, you're certainly not worth 20 minutes of my time.,

Well, seeing as how you have spent the last few posts whining like an old woman, PKB'ing your way along and indulging in some of the most ludicrous and demented bullshit (your word - not mine) of all time, I'd consider me bouncing your face off the curb to be a service to mankind - you should be thanking me, not whingeing.

Perhaps you should try and work on your flaming skills - before we all fall asleep waiting for you to actually make a point. It might also help if you proof read first - you're now indulging in repetition. What happened...run out of inept sarcasm?


Gee, bennett, that was, like, the most amazing display of overdone lameness I've ever seen. Can you teach ME to be like YOU? *snerk*

You talk too much :/

And you're a one line lamer. Was there a point to your lameness or were you simply being lame on general principle?

i hate to say it, but i agree with loafboy on this one.

LOAFBOY?!!?

doh.

Oh I'm so sorry if I took a shot at you first, are you okay?

I'll give you one last hint, sorry that this isn't long enough for you to rant very long, but by repeating the same tactic to annoy someone... I think I did teach you to be like me.
LOL LOL OMG HE SAID *SNERK* LMFAO

and since you brought it up, isn't stuff like this what got your BH shut down?

because I'm sure tough guys like you really put the fear of god into people.

Yeah, my avatar happens to be a loaf of bread... O_o

Yeah, I'm fine - you missed by a mile...but thanks for asking all the same.

Gosh...should I feel privileged or something?

That's what YOU think, bub. I can turn a one line lame into a mini-series...it's a gift.

Not really. I wouldn't say you were annoying me in the slightest...all you were really doing was demonstrating that, whilst sarcasm might be considered the lowest form of wit, in actual fact, your idiotic use of childish repetition and insane gibberings would take that classification.

Point proven, I do believe.

We're not shut down, simply moving to a new server - the site will be back on Tuesday. However, what exactly has BH got to do with this? Like I keep saying, and you continually fail to comprehend, I'm here at the invitation of Max Burbank hence the fact that I'm not using my Evil Blood nic. I didn't particularly wish to get involved in any flame war but some people just couldn't hold back could they? They couldn't wait to see what developed and, instead, just stormed straight in there and made assumptions. I guess that, despite all your pretensions to the contrary, this site is no better and just as insecure as all others - why else would so many of you feel the need to launch a laughable offensive on me simply because I post on Brawl Hall? Worried that I might take your board away from you? Shame really, I came here simply to revisit an old sparring partner and to have a bit of a laugh but I guess that you feel I'm not allowed to do that?


Word to the wise...this isn't Real Life...comments such as the above are simply troll bait...which you seemed to swallow quite readily.

Okay...fair enough - I wasn't quite certain WHAT it was supposed to be...however, if I bought a loaf of bread that looked like that, I'd think very seriously about going to a different baker next time.

Do you even go to a baker for your bread? :lol

I've read lots of FB comics over the years, since my father is a collector of all sorts of comics, and I have to say I liked most of them.

to the long-winded one:
it's most certainly a curse. and i feel sad for you. :(

Proving the point that you know nothing about the subject,
a PUN is the lowest form of wit.

You brought Brawl Hall into this, I wouldn't have known you were from there if you hadn't brought it up. So I'm sorry if you're reputation doesn't precede you as you might believe.

Just another thing you are wrong about.

TROLL BAIT OMG LOL LOL

I do indeed...and if he ever sold me a loaf with eyes, ears and a nose, I'd happily kick him in the nads, steal his wallet and try to stuff one up his wife before he recovered.

No...it's most certainly a gift,,,if I were you, I'd save my sympathy for those folks who are dumb enough to wade through one of my posts - although, these are quite tame in comparison to some of my more stultifying epics.

FAG

A pun is NO form of wit, thereby proving that YOU are still the lowest form.

Actually, it was brought up on the "My Complaint" thread by several people...I would have thought that, as somebody who claims to read the posts here before replying, you would have realised that before now. That may be while I've been on this new incarnation of this board for some time, but don't even have 200 posts... I actually read posts without replying to them - those were your words...I guess that must have been one of the threads you haven't gotten around to reading yet?

Yes, that would bother me quite a bit...if I actually gave a fuck. Like I said, I'm here at Max's invitation and the whole point of this nic was so that my reputation DIDN'T precede me. Now, obviously, YOU'VE never heard of me because you're too busy reading all the posts (except for the ones that you manage to miss) here so you don't get about that much. I'm infamous at all the places that count (and several that don't) as far as my Evil Blood nic goes...and that does me just fine and dandy, thank you very much.

You can be as infantile as you like...you're STILL posting on this thread aren't you? THAT'S troll bait.

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together and give it up for a most original and talented faglamer.

Nice try but, somehow, I think this thread is permanently off topic now. :)

A pun is not a form of wit?
You posted a picture to show that your reputation didn't precede you?
You're just talking nonsense now.

Another thing you're wrong about:
I said that I read threads without replying to them. I never said that I read EVERY post on the site.

LOL FAGLAMER OMG LOL

No a pun is simply indicative of severe mental abberation.

No, I posted a picture simply to let Max know that I hadn't forgotten about him.

Strange comment considering you've just tried to tell me what I was thinking when I posted the "Burbank Family Values" pic yet you know nothing about me and, to my knowledge, you certainly aren't a mind reader.

Perhaps not...but you certainly read the thread in question...how else would you have know about me posting a picture on it? Oh, dear...hoist by your own petard. You've just been exposed as a liar.

Why are you answering a post that was aimed at another poster? Are you implying that he's incapable of answering it himself or are you applying for the position of HIS cheerleader? THIS is the comment that was posted to you...

You can be as infantile as you like...you're STILL posting on this thread aren't you? THAT'S troll bait.

You're still being infantile and you're STILL posting to me...is THAT why you tried so hard to avoid the comment and, instead, answered for somebody else?

It was a statement, and not an argumentative one.

You present yourself as an easily forgettable, long-winded, monotonous string of words. You attempt to identify yourself through my favorite Jew, which renders you as a helpless sycophant.

IN OTHER WORDS:

FAG

Ahhh...now the faglamer attempts to justify another weak and pathetic faglame with an expedition into erudition. Face it, boy, homosmack is forgettable and monotonous...which makes YOU a hypocrite.

As for your claims about favorite Jews...would you care to elaborate on this rather banal and ludicrous statement and actually back up you allegations with some examples as proof?

Would you also care to explain how any of this would make me homosexual? No? Didn't think so...just another sad and petty faglamer trying to disguise the fact, eh?

Can we ban you yet? There are more than enough niggaros on this board as of late, and we don't need one more. Especially some homogay with a Fatal Attraction towards Max Burbank, and who is the black sheep OF a black sheep web site.

THIS GUY IS CREATIVE LIKE A BOX OF GRAY CRAYONS YOU GUYS BETTER WATCH YOURSELF

Please keep posting so I can keep pointing out ways in which you are wrong...
here it goes this time:

I don't know which picture you are referring to, but I was talking about the one that is at the end of each of your posts: oh a moose with a human head on ITS head and on its ass LOL OMG

As far as replying to post directed at other people, this whole feud was started because YOU replied to a post that wasn't aimed at you... I said that this thread was in the wrong forum... oh maybe you didn't realize that comic books are reading material, and to my knowledge you didn't originate this thread.

So put your helmet on, go to the Old Country Buffet, and continue blabbering incoherently there, you fucking retard.

johnny the homicidal maniac was better

Your one to talk. :rolleyes

You keep claiming that but you have yet to prove anything excpet the fact that you're desperately struggling to save some face after being proved to be a deranged lunatic.


Oh, do stop being such a drama queen.

And what, pray tell, does that picture of max and his wife have to do with my reputation? Nice backpeddle too - see, sparky, you mentioned me posting a picture...you didn't mention the fact that it was the pic in my sig. You mentioned posted...past tense...not posting, present tense which, considering that my sig pic is in every post I make, would have made that the most obvious choice. Now, come on, Bennett...stop lying...you read my original post on the "My Complaint"thread and, when you saw I'd taken a small dig at you, you decided to blow it up out of all proportion and try and be a hero...which has now back-fired on you horribly.

A feud? Are we having a feud? I don't think so...YOU might be having a feud...I'm simply having a little harmless fun at your expense in between creating flash graphics and watching porn. Are you getting angry with me, sweetie...oh, Bennett...say it ain't so.

So...who died and made YOU the owner of this forum then? Does it really matter where the thread should have been posted? Is it really such a big deal? Are you so pedantic that moaning about it was the only thing you could do? Why not try being constructive rather than just moaning like an old woman because a FFFB thread has offended your delicate sensibilities by being posted in what you perceive to be the wrong forum.

Like Harty said...nice PKB.

Are you really still talking?
Things you are wrong about:
.overstating how humorous something in is not sarcastic-wrong
.a pun is not a form of wit
.I "took a shot at you first"
.I read your comments in the MY COMPLAINT thread.
.posted vs. posting: every time I reply to a comment, that comment has already been POSTED. I don't have the ability to post replies to comments that are being typed at the same time as mine. Using the tense of a verb to tell which picture I'm talking about? Now that's some logic, Columbo.
."feud." whether or not you're just having fun, you're exchanging insults with someone... a word that could be used to describe such a situation is a feud.

Good god, man...shut the fuck up will you. You argue like a schoolchild...I provide examples to illustrate my points whilst you simply stamp your little feet, scream "NO...YOU'RE WRONG", throw your Fisher Price keyboard across the room and sulk like a precocious little brat. Thta's not a feud...it's an adult (me) trying to instruct an arrogant child (you).

you just argue.
for no reason.
and it's boring.

Interesting you comment on my method of arguing after I answered your question by providing examples of ways in which you are wrong... two of which deal with definitions of words, which you fail to recognize. Give me one good example of where you've used examples to illustrate your point, rather than just stating that something is wrong such as the definition of a word.

You use no method but to disagree to whatever is posted to you in response, and you need look no further than rereading your posts in this thread to see that. So using what I know now:

Max - guess who?, you are so super cool.
I know you won't spare us your wit, and reply to this thread showing us not only your super coolness, but effectively getting the last word like the real man you are.