Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

I've recieved no PMs or messages but I know that everyone hates you. I was walking my dog and when I looked down a piece of shit had you initials so I knew it was true. Oh I've tried to defend you and even when my screen get's dirty with little pieces of snot and pizza finger mark's I wipe it with a wet cloth and a little bit of water. I think you know who you are and you should leave spod.

Originally Posted by kellychaos

This a novel about a boy's journey of discovery into undeveloped manhood. As we delve deeper into the twisted tale of a childhood filled with laughs, tears and turkey baster abuse ... we begin to understand why the protagonist eventually spiraled down into a life of pedophilia and abuse. We peek around the curtain of family dysfunctionalism and peak in the window at painful visions of his mother's infidelity heretofore only witnessed by Fartin himself ... the Terminix guy? One of the more poignant moments of the novel is when Fartin is in Walmart buying some white tank-top t-shirts. His lucid description of how the moment was so surreal yet, at the same, was a moment of total self-awareness and clarity was just ... well ... zen-like. I recommend this novel highly. I will not be suprised to see it on Oprah's Book List by early fall.

Originally Posted by kellychaos

I don't think that I posted one there and, if I did, I don't remember where it would be ... and Fartin, you can't afford to rip on me at LEAST until you get a paper route job to go along with your grass cutting gig.