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whtas your bedtime ritual
i'm about tuckered out whats your guyses bedtimes rituals??? heres mine:
dress up in pajamas even nightcap walk to the bed all slow scratch yawn smack my mouth together to m ake smacking sounds BLOW OUT CANLDE sometimes get upset at a leaky faucet and spend all night fixing it :( throw a boot at a cat singing on the fence!!! WAKE UP IN TIME FOR WORK SAKES ALIVE whats yours |
kiss g/f
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take off clothes and then put on pants even though I usually go naked below the waist
imagine sheep hopping over a fence but then they turn into things I'm trying not to think about like my nephews bury my head under my pillow wrap myself in my matrass freak out and destroy my house :( |
o Walk upstairs
o Go for a piss and miss every single time because I am too knackered to see straight o Strip down to my underwear o Fold clothes then throw them anywhere o Get in bed and smack my head on the wall (v. important) o Stay awake for 2 hours complaining to myself that I can't get to sleep |
Ah, routine. Well, I normally... get into bed... and then I have a
bit of a kip. /bottom reference |
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Inventory N Use toilet with penis N Avoid books N S Kick hobo out of bed Sleep Get into bed Enter bed Open sheets Get into bed Sleep |
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go up stairs and brush my teeth scratch my balls say goodnight to wife wait until she falls asleep sneek away to other family repeat. |
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brush teeth, floss teeth, turn off all lights unless someone is out and is coming home later, go upstairs, set alarm, check it 4000 times, take out right ear o-ring from earring (always falls out in my sleep), take off glasses, kiss picture, pull up covers and such, fix pillows, get in, turn of f, light, go to sleep.
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Touch myself Yawn Post some more on forums Turn off the forums window Open up an Aqua Teen or Southpark Take speaker and put it by my bed Maybe get a diet Barqs Open window Lift up dog into bed Fall into bed Flatten dog Enjoy Aqua Teen or Southpark until sleep |
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I take of all my clothes
Climb into bed Weep Crawl out of bed Go to bathroom Fall on the floor Curl up Weep Sleep |
Slit wrists.
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Look at picture of Bill Clinton
Weep until I pass out |
chojin quit abusing your power as mod :rolleyes
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Masturbate
Watch TV Masturbate Lay down Toss and turn Masturbate Lay down Become wide awake after being unable to fight off my numerous worries and paranoia Possibly masturbate Watch TV and/or movie Eat breakfast Masturbate Become too emotionally exhausted to have any more thoughts that keep me awake. Pass out with the TV on. |
i'd like to suggest psychotherapy to most of you.
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After watching Conan
I brush my teeth Take off over clothes Fall into bed Stay awake for 5 hours thinking about crap Fall asleep for an hour wake up, go to school. |
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