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GADZOOKS Nov 7th, 2004 02:21 AM

There's one flaw in our system.
 
How do we get anime fans out of their homes? :(

executioneer Nov 7th, 2004 02:23 AM

who says you need to, just drive into them :rolleyes

EisigerBiskuit Nov 7th, 2004 02:24 AM

You could post flyers (or post on the internet, depending on how closed off they are) about a parade on a closed highway.

Helm Nov 7th, 2004 02:27 AM

soft quasi-drugs composed primarily of caffeine.

Maverick Zero Unit Nov 7th, 2004 02:34 AM

Re: There's one flaw in our system.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
How do we get anime fans out of their homes? :(

Wait untill they flock to the comic cons. Then just drive on in and aim for the colorful costumed nimrods. And try to hit some of the goth kids while your at it too. Boy I sure do hate them goth kids.

Anonymous Nov 7th, 2004 02:37 AM

Quote:

11) Please don't start "wars" with other message boards in the name of I-Mockery. For one thing, it's pointless, not to mention we don't need a bunch of pissed off chumps from some other community trying to cause trouble on our forums just because you felt the need to be an ass.
I predict someone breaking this rule several times on various anime boards, resulting in hordes of fucktard anime fans swarming I-Mockery...

Emu Nov 7th, 2004 11:39 AM

since when have the rules ever come into effect mad max :rolleyes

GADZOOKS Nov 7th, 2004 12:52 PM

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ting/conan.jpg

Or we could just hire billy joel to do the driving for us.

ArrowX Nov 7th, 2004 03:16 PM

We should all pool money to make some kind of GIANT death Buss with spikes and bigass monster truk tires and speed it through a Comicon Parkinglot.

racialslur Nov 7th, 2004 03:47 PM

LOL ARROW I LIKE YOUR BADGE :|

Neurotic monkey Nov 7th, 2004 04:31 PM

Filthy anime fans, taking over the comic-cons.

adept_ninja Nov 7th, 2004 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ting/conan.jpg

Or we could just hire billy joel to do the driving for us.

haha he would have to be singing uptown girl while driving into it though

MLE Nov 7th, 2004 07:36 PM

you do know that's not actually a picture of billy joel, and that's probably part of the joke he was trying to make, right?

Shoeless joe Nov 7th, 2004 07:53 PM

Holy crap, I think that's Conan O'Brian in that pic. I suggest that if some of the animnerds make it inside any conventions once said convention occurs, we need to equip the non-infected nerds (hopefully there's a horror convention there too) with chainsaws, crowbars and wiffle bats to dispatch the bastards. It works if there's a horror convention there since we can chuck the blood up to the costume bit, plus body disposal is a snap!
Man, I love being psychoticlly smart. :)

racialslur Nov 7th, 2004 08:03 PM

you "think"?

Shoeless joe Nov 9th, 2004 10:27 PM

My brain's acting up, so I'm glad I have SOME accuracy over my interpretations of those brainwaves.

Ftang Ftang Olay OLay Nov 10th, 2004 12:26 PM

can't we look in government files then cross
reference them 2 anime loving fags then
after finding where they live just drive a snowplough
thru their houses

horror_blood Nov 10th, 2004 07:34 PM

Yeah, really.
 
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Ninjavenom Nov 11th, 2004 12:38 AM

i cosplay u asshoel

Emu Nov 11th, 2004 01:25 AM

cosplays r coo

Shadowfire Nov 11th, 2004 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
cosplays r coo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninjavenom
i cosplay u asshoel

Do we seem to have exceptions to the rule?
heh
Just run down those 30-year old guys that dress up like sailor moon and other such monstrosities.

bigtimecow Nov 11th, 2004 10:31 PM

Re: There's one flaw in our system.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Maverick Zero Unit
Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
How do we get anime fans out of their homes? :(

Wait untill they flock to the comic cons. Then just drive on in and aim for the colorful costumed nimrods. And try to hit some of the goth kids while your at it too. Boy I sure do hate them goth kids.

BUT DON'T KILL THE BIG YELLOW ALIEN. THAT'S ALIEN HOMINID.

ALIEN HOMINID = :pirate

horror_blood Nov 12th, 2004 04:26 PM

And
 
789789

Gerbilfury Nov 14th, 2004 09:11 PM

Anounce that inuyasha has come to life and he now lives in the middle of a safeway parking lot. I want all inuyasha fans destroyed cause that show corrupts amreicas youth >:

freezedriedfetus Nov 14th, 2004 11:35 PM

I like anime. I hate cosplayers.

StonerDave Nov 15th, 2004 12:00 AM

Congradulations.

sadie Nov 15th, 2004 12:25 AM

congrads!

horror_blood Nov 15th, 2004 03:57 PM

hhl

grodenbarg Mar 24th, 2005 07:33 PM

have a HUGE anime party in a remote location (the stix). Give them spiked liquor (ROOFIES in the liquor will do the trick). then when they are KO'd from those roofies, finish them off with whatever vehicles you want to run them over with. :bestthread

Rifleman Aug 18th, 2005 02:20 AM

If you are gonna use ruffies, why not just burn them when they are passed out? save some wear and tear on your vehicles....jesus, do you know what a full set of struts and shocks cost? have you seen the girth some of these pasty bastards have?

Xenogil Aug 18th, 2005 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Rifleman
Jesus, do you know what a full set of struts and shocks cost? have you seen the girth some of these pasty bastards have?

This is why tire chains were made.


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