MOCK WAR: ZekeySpaceLizard VS WTF
 

WHO CAN BE THE MOST LONG-WINDED AND TRITE

WHO WILL SPEND THE MOST TIME ON THEIR REPLIES THAT NO-ONE WILL READ

WHO WILL COME OUT... ON TOP?

** DING DING RINGS BELL ^^;; **

WHERE DO WE PLACE BETS

POSTS WILL BE SCORED IN THE FOLLOWING AREAS:

- LENGTH
- OVERZEALOUS / INCORRECT USE OF PUNCTUATION
- LAME PICTURES
- WACKYNESS
- REFERENCES TO DRUG USE
- REFERENCES TO HOMOSEXUALITY
- COMMENTARY ON THREAD
- STUPIDNESS

FROM NOW ON THE LOLWRRCS SYSTEM (PRONOUNCED LOL-WORKS, LOL) WILL BE THE STANDARDS OF JUDGING THESE HEATED DISCUSSIONS.

THOUGH BY NO MEANS ARE THESE GUIDELINES FOR WHAT TO DO, GUYS!!! PLUS ALL SCORING ZONES ARE WEIGHTED DIFFERENLY TO DISCOURAGE ABUSE (JUST FILLING A POST WITH LETTERS TO MAKE IT LONGER WILL HURT YOU IN THE LAME PICTURES AND REFERENCES TO DRUG USE AND HOMOSEXUALITY AREAS!!!)

My bet is on Mr.T

He wins everything.

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That cuts me deep, Chojin.

That cuts me real deep.

And to think, I was going to let you be the mother to my malformed midget babies.

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Thank you. Close the thread now, doggie dog.

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You guys really need to work on the lame pictures section.

Well, at least you don't *looking at avatar*.

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holy fuck, are you stupid.

holy fuck, are you not!!!

yeah you look like a dancing bread :rolleyes

Zekey wins!

the prize is being banned right?

For my prize I demand Tyra Banks, extremely drunk.

couldnt get you her but we did get you burt bacarat naked