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Anonymous Nov 13th, 2004 09:44 PM

MAD MAX AND TERRA FUCK :D
 
Terra slapped Mad Max across the face and ripped her shirt off exposing her DOUBLE D SIZED TITS.
“Take me, fucking NOW.” She said.

Mad Max grabbed Terra and put his big strong masculine arms around Terra’s waist and pulled her head back and looked down upon her like a warrior taking the spoils from the battle field. Terra’s heart beat faster and starred into his hypnotic eyes and allowed his snake like tongue to explore every inch of her oral cavity. With lust coursing through her body she couldn’t wait to feel that tongue inside her vaginal cavity as well.

Mad Max threw Terra onto the bed, ripped off her skirt, and went to fucking work. Terra could FEEL the heaven that was Mad Max’s tongue. And it was SOOOOOO good. It reached so far inside her that she could swear she was being fucking tentacle raped. Mad Max licked her into a state of sexual frenzy causing her to make inhuman noises. She tasted like chicken. Terra reached an orgasm resulting in her screaming louder than the THX Lucasfilm sound system.

“Oh my god I want IT! I want IT! I want IT inside me! Terra said breathing heavily and throwing Mad Max onto the bed.

Terra took out Mad Max’s 15 INCH COCK. And starred at it in loving amazement. She just HAD to taste it. Terra placed Mad Max’s LARGE, THROBBING, PULSATING MANHOOD into her mouth and proceeded to pleasure him. Mad Max ran his fingers through her long silky hair as her head moved back and forth in a rhythmatic motion. Terra used her luscious lips and tongue in an attempt to release his love juice; She looked up at him, and felt like a little girl looking up at her father for approvement. His “approvement” was heard verbally when her fancy oral work released his hot cum into her mouth, hitting her the back of her throat at 90mph. She swallowed every fucking drop.

Terra wasn’t done with Mad Max though, she still wanted to feel that fucking MONSTER DICK inside her.

Mad Max got behind Terra as she got down on ALL FUCKING FOURS to prepare herself for the GLORY that was MAD MAX. Terra felt as if she was being penetrated by the WASHINGTON MONUMENT and squealed in delight as Mad Max thrust inside of her. Mad Max thrust with the power of an F-16 and the speed of a FUCKING PILE DRIVER. She turned around wanting to see the face of her PENETRATOR, and wrapped her legs around him with a grip stronger than the JAWS OF A FUCKING PITBULL. Mad Max continued to please Terra with the ol’ in-out for 8 FUCKING HOURS until he EXPLODED LIKE A FUCKING SUPERNOVA and she could feel the his MANSEED fill inside of her PUSSY OF EVERLASTING UNGODLY PLEASURE.

Both sexually spent, they felt asleep in each others arms. Dreaming the dreams that only lovers can…

[center:6f753e198d]THE END[/center:6f753e198d]

[center:6f753e198d] :lol :party I FUCKING RULE FUCKTARDS! :party :lol [/center:6f753e198d]

FartinMowler Nov 13th, 2004 09:52 PM

I want to hear Terra's version of events :/

Schimid Nov 13th, 2004 09:54 PM

Quote:

She tasted like chicken.
:lol

Anonymous Nov 14th, 2004 12:19 AM

:lol

NOT Jixby Phillips Nov 14th, 2004 01:52 AM

eh, too long didnt read

ArrowX Nov 14th, 2004 01:57 AM

:lolROFL:lol

Terra Nov 14th, 2004 09:38 AM

Oh my God. I just came from reading that, Max! :love

And I felt an egg being released.

SPAWNAGE!!

:love

EisigerBiskuit Nov 14th, 2004 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max
15 INCH COCK


Mad Melvin Nov 14th, 2004 10:32 AM

Quote:

Terra slapped Mad Max across the face and ripped her shirt off exposing her DOUBLE D SIZED TITS.
I didnt know your a woman max.

ThisIsWitty Nov 14th, 2004 03:50 PM

lol :(

Guitar Woman Nov 14th, 2004 06:21 PM

Lol Max :lol

Anonymous Nov 14th, 2004 08:16 PM

Cool shit, I made Terra cum. :love

Yes T'was a sad day for the adult film industry when I decided to use my skills for this forum instead of porn movies. :lol

:bestthread

Terra Nov 14th, 2004 08:35 PM

Hopefully the little fucktards will be able to burn the image into their brains of me fingering myself while I read that.

Tough shit about the porn industry though. Oh well.

:)

The One and Only... Nov 14th, 2004 08:41 PM

Have you even posted a picture of yourself, Terra?

And I'm the only one with massive man meat on this forum, thank you.

MetalMilitia Nov 14th, 2004 08:41 PM

Ok guys, take it to loveline. This section if for telling people how much they suck not to be confused with how much they suck :blowme

Terra Nov 14th, 2004 08:50 PM

Everybody needs to get off of my fuck thread EXCEPT Max. >:


Now go away, you miscreants! SHOO!! Or else I'M going to tell a raucous bedtime story that will burn your eyes. >:

Anonymous Nov 14th, 2004 08:55 PM

OAO: Shut the fuck up and go whine like a pussy about another girl who'll treat you like the pathetic little shit you are, as you ponder what to do about it next while every fucktard on here has a good laugh. Your fucking pathetic little dick wouldn't be enough to satisfy MetalMilitia's fucktard faggot cravings.

MetalMilitia: Then you should be in the loveline forum too, because you're the biggest cock sucking fucktard faggot on here. Run along, I think I hear your new boyfriend Spaceylizard calling you!

:lol

MetalMilitia Nov 14th, 2004 09:05 PM

GOOD ONE..........NOT

hahahahahahahahhahah, i crack myself up sometimes.

Anonymous Nov 14th, 2004 09:20 PM

:rolleyes

Fucktard, you fucking OPEN your crack sometimes to random strangers, bitch boy.

:lol

sadie Nov 14th, 2004 09:55 PM

i didn't read this thread. the name alone made me feel like puking.

Anonymous Nov 14th, 2004 10:17 PM

Hey sadie's into the vomiting scene! :lol

Sadie you ever puke all over your sex partner's dick when you're blowing him? Does that get you fucking wet?

Or how about when he's eating out your snatch and he pukes right into your fuck hole, and you're still trying to clean out fucking hamburger bits from your public hair a week later? I bet that shit gets you fucking hot! :lol

GADZOOKS Nov 14th, 2004 11:20 PM

Congratulations Mad Max, after over a year and a half of vile and rude badassity, you have now upgraded to the next level! Please visit www.brawl-hall.com for your next forum assignment. Good luck, we'll miss you!

The Retro Kat Nov 14th, 2004 11:45 PM

Max, there was nothing close to a hint of "LOL" in what you just said. You're like the fat guy at a party who has been on a 3 day drinking streak and sucked 7 cocks in a row to score some dope, then tells some jokes and laughs at them as the cum regurgitates itself out of his mouth. I hate those people who laugh at their own jokes.

Anonymous Nov 15th, 2004 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Max, there was nothing close to a hint of "LOL" in what you just said. You're like the fat guy at a party who has been on a 3 day drinking streak and sucked 7 cocks in a row to score some dope, then tells some jokes and laughs at them as the cum regurgitates itself out of his mouth. I hate those people who laugh at their own jokes.

Hey the Homo Kat's back! And he's amusingly using my name in a story which obviously describes his own exploits while he was gone! :lol

Take your trendy faggot ass else where bitchboy. Being a complete faggot isn't "cool" anymore. Your fucking lame ass isn't even gay, you're just too fucking lazy to go out and put in the time it takes to get a woman. Fucking Fag Poseur.

[center:76ce820988]LOL[/center:76ce820988]

:lol

FS Nov 15th, 2004 04:08 AM

I was wondering how long it would take for the thin film of attempted gross-out comedy was going to give way to full-fledged public masturbation.


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