HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND>>!>!!
 

FIRTS YOU MUST GO UP TO CHICK ADN SAY, WHATS UP BABY, THTAS A GOD PICK UP LIN. THEN TKAE HER TO HOUSE AND MAKE DOGGY. THTS HOW YOU GET GRLFREIND

WRONG FORUM, PENCIL DICK. >:

TEH LVOELIN IS NOT FOR GRLFREINDS

:|

DID YOU KNOW:

The best way to get a girlfriend is to give her something with your semen on it. The sperm gives off pheromones that will make her find you irresistable! Studies show it has a 68% success rate.

MISINFOMAOTIN MAN THATY IS A GEINUS

I DON'T KNOW WHOSE CHARACTER THAT IS BUT I'M GLAD IT EXISTS :)

SGTGARYHARTMAN PLEEEZE MISPEEELE THINGSE MOER SOO THEYE AER FUNNEEIER!!! KTHNXBYE

--Misinformation Man--

I hope I never get a present from you!
8-)

Hartman, one day you're going to crave acceptance here and not get it and you'll regret all of this.

Actually, Misinformation Man isn't that far off here. I remember back in '83 I hacked my second wife up, ejaculated on the bloody giblets about seven or eight times, and mailed them to my first ex-wife in Miami. She called me up and I expected to get the usual, "What the hell did you fucking mail me now?!?" but instead she's all like, "Damn, yer sperm smells fucking good, man. I'm coming over now."

Make a long story short, she flew down from Miami and we fucked like stoned rabbits. So yeah, the ejaculate-on-a-present idea does actually work.

Screw you hippies for bumping this hella old topic.

How bout I "bump" your head off a wall?

Hey THAT WAS ORIGINAL AND FUNNY LETS ALL FUCKING LAUGH HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHA :lol :lol :lol :lol

You're gay.

Oh my god dude, That really fucking hurt, Please keep up the EXCELLENT work.

Why did that hurt? Are you upset about being gay? You'd think after so many years of anal prostitution at the dentist's office you would have grown to accept YOUR OWN life choices.

Some people :rolleyes

ZINGER! Mammoth, that was the best thing I've ever heard! Please keep entertaining us with your awesome posts!!!!

Don't say "us" like you're part of anything here, colon slime.

Oh you're wrong Satan, I'm still a newbie here so at least I contribute SOMETHING for you assholes to rip on.

Well, we're all tired of your hole. So fuck off.

What happend to ignoring me Rongi? Why don't you just go and watch anime?

Well, we're all tired of your hole. So fuck off.

In case this slipped your memory Rongi, When I say your fucking stupid, your supposed to be a little bitch and say "I'm sorry :( " now say it.

Well, we're all tired of your hole. So fuck off.