THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES
 

I PASSED THE MOTHER FUCKING BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

congrat you fucking lations

now, about this matter i have with a former landlord...

;)

just kidding.

go celebrate, young lady!!

And you didn't even stop in for a drink on your way by it?

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WOW.....a real smartie pants!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! :rock

There's that respect for lawyers I seemed to have misplaced.

TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE, GRRRLIE

Nice one! lend us a tenner.

Do you think you could be my legal representation on the trivial matter of a string of murders that I swear I didn't commit?

Try to find character witnesses for THAT one.

Way to go! Pretty soon now poor old McMock will be beneath you and we'll never talk and play like we used to when we were ten. When you're out there jetsetting, think back to the 'hood sometimes, okay? Think back of your old friend McMock, and the crazy adventures we ... I can't go on talking I'm too emotional. Go! GO! And could you take out the garbage and put it on the front curb when you leave?

Congratulations! :)

Congratulations 'cause you seem nice and you work hard so you deserve it but mostly because you haven't said, "Kellychaos sucks!" yet.

congrats, grrrlie!

I wil be your winess HelM! GET IT? WHEN THE PRISTE COME TO READ Y MY LASTE RIGHTSG!

Congrats!

Congratulation, whatever what you just said means.

Seriously, I have no idea what that means...

She can now lawyer people.

Once again, it just proves why people hate lawyers. No matter if you win or loose, they ALWAYS get paid! It doesn't matter if they do a good job or not.

Unless they USE THE FORCE, right

Yes because the force is real, right?

Oh no what a fool I am making of myself here, taking what FS said seriously, because I see now that it was a joke. I must have mistaken it for a non-joke on account of it's unfunnyness.

or on account of YOUR "unfunnyness" >:

A shell for thee, and a shell for thee
But the oyster is the lawyer's fee

Congratulations, punkgrrlie! May you make lots of dough, and have the time to enjoy life.

Wow you're dumb. I guess it just proves that "people are generally dumb." Or maybe it's just you.

RedLeader rode in on the Retard Rocket from Pennsylvania or wherever he lives. So yeah, it's just him.

Thank you everyone for the congrats. I'm all fuzziness now.