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AChimp Jan 3rd, 2006 02:23 PM

PATCH DAY!!!!

EisigerBiskuit Jan 3rd, 2006 02:44 PM

He was only gouging because I was low level. I nearly killed him then he went all psuedo-fucktastic on me

DamnthatDavid Jan 3rd, 2006 08:21 PM

Quote:

Bestial Wrath - Damage bonus reduced, duration increased. In addition, while enraged, the beast will be immune to Disorient effects (e.g. Scatter Shot, Blind, etc.)
DEAR GOD NOOOO! MY I WIN BUTTON!!! REDUCED DAMAGE!!! GOD HATES THE HUNTERS!

But, Boars now have charge/stun... that is good. VERY good in the land of the chase.[/quote]

Mr. Oysterhead Jan 3rd, 2006 11:29 PM

Everything broke and Testament kicked me :(

Patch 1.9 sucks.

Misdemonar Jan 3rd, 2006 11:31 PM

Horde rules all!

CaptainBubba Jan 4th, 2006 01:34 AM

THINGS IVE NOTICED WITH PATCH 1.9:

*MORE LAG

*BROKEN MAIL AND AH SYSTEM

*BROKEN BG

*RANDOM DISCONNECTS 10 TIMES AS FREQUENT

*NEW ICON FOR "INSECT SWARM" OH BOY OH BOY!!!

AChimp Jan 4th, 2006 02:46 AM

All my mods broke and I couldn't get my auction money from the mailbox, but I got the Felheart Belt. :O

DamnthatDavid Jan 4th, 2006 12:18 PM

I'll give it a couple of days

Dr. V Jan 5th, 2006 04:57 AM

This is the end of all.

RaNkeri Jan 5th, 2006 03:20 PM

Well.... I personally think that WoW sucks... it's just an overhyped piece of crap played by 12-15 jerks who have nolife.... but that's just me! :/

Guitar Woman Jan 5th, 2006 03:49 PM

If by WoW you mean Phantasy Star Online, then yes.

nothing4buddha Jan 5th, 2006 08:12 PM

i cancelled my wow account, it wasn't getting enough love :(

Supafly345 Jan 6th, 2006 08:28 AM

Phantasy Star Online was killer. And would have rocked even more if everyone would have gotten Dreamcast Online.

Ninjavenom Jan 6th, 2006 08:38 AM

You wouldn't be willing to give it away to me, would you? I bought a card for 60 days cuz i thought that if you had the discs all you needed was to start paying the fee to play, i didn't realize you needed a cd-key. I have the ISOs, so i'm kinda screwed util payday or until some kind soul gives me their account ;o


also, PSO is still awesome, and PSOBB is even better. I can't wait for PSU <3 <3 <3

the_dudefather Jan 6th, 2006 09:52 AM

fell off the wagon and im back in the game.

oh well, there goes the chance to play other games for a while

DamnthatDavid Jan 7th, 2006 03:20 AM

I keep buying older games at getting my self side tracked...

GOD DAMN Helms Deep in the Battle for Middle-Earth on hard is freaking... hard.

Can't do a horse rush, damn pikemen ripe my horses new assholes.
Can't go hero, get mobbed by crossbow orcs
Can't go Bow, freaking bows are way to weak :(

GOD DAMMIT GIMILI, you could of lasted 55 more seconds. :(

AChimp Jan 7th, 2006 04:04 AM

Killed Hakkar today. He's a little bitch. Easiest boss fight ever. >:

CaptainBubba Jan 7th, 2006 04:05 AM

All the wonders of the sea! Are gonna be served up HOT to me!
Fiiiish Pockeeeets!!






Humans are no fun.






Jaina was a brunnette people :rolleyes






OMG #1 on teh server for 06' time to suck some internet dick!


Carnivore Jan 7th, 2006 07:13 AM


Pure Paladin... Evil?

Have killed Razorgore the Untamed twice since the start of the year, but keep wiping on Vaelstraz. That is one friggin' HARD dragon to kill! BWL rocks!

the_dudefather Jan 7th, 2006 09:49 AM

yeah the new paladin set kicks ass :)

DeadKennedys Jan 9th, 2006 03:01 PM

Anyone want to buy my Collector's Edition?

AChimp Jan 10th, 2006 02:33 AM



Sorry, Carni. You can't match me for sheer evilness... I got the General Kael hat.

DamnthatDavid Jan 10th, 2006 04:19 AM



It does look badass

Carnivore Jan 10th, 2006 07:46 AM

Yeah, it's cool and all, but it looks like it's eating your head :P

AChimp Jan 10th, 2006 02:24 PM

Eating or... GLOWING WITH THE POWER OF AWESOME???? :eek

Immortal Goat Jan 11th, 2006 02:47 PM

What the hell is with the new patch? Is anyone else seeing other players move around all jerky-like?

AChimp Jan 11th, 2006 07:38 PM

Blizzard broke stuff for some video cards. :(

Immortal Goat Jan 11th, 2006 08:46 PM

Any word on when it's getting fixed? :(

AChimp Jan 12th, 2006 01:29 AM

Supposed to be a new patch tomorrow to fix it.

bigtimecow Jan 12th, 2006 10:10 AM

yeah, i was noticing that A LOT too. but it seems to be fine now.

bigtimecow Jan 12th, 2006 10:17 AM

and that helm is fucking :love

i'm grinding until like, lvl 40 when i can get my mount. any good suggestions for places?

i'm level 33 and i've been at shimmering flats for awhile. and now i'm making my way to stranglethorn.

bigtimecow Jan 13th, 2006 12:43 AM

some people say they only come here for pics




Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2006 05:19 AM

Pictures that make a story. >:

...A FUNNY STORY. >:

bigtimecow Jan 13th, 2006 07:56 AM

:(

DamnthatDavid Jan 13th, 2006 02:06 PM

I like the interface on your screen. Which is it?

the_dudefather Jan 14th, 2006 02:20 PM

this war effort is great for business, 2g50s for a stack of wool.

you cant effort NOT to take advantage of it

Carnivore Jan 14th, 2006 05:49 PM

Profiteering bastard! Do you care about NOTHING?

AChimp Jan 14th, 2006 06:36 PM

I have made a tidy profit on many war goods, as well. But, it's all going to pay for the stuff I need to raise my Thorium Brotherhood reputation. :(

the_dudefather Jan 15th, 2006 12:06 AM

anyone about lv20 can get wool EASILY.

im catering to lazy people with too much money

bigtimecow Jan 15th, 2006 08:36 PM

SOOO

who wants to help me with frostmaw tomorrow night?

Dr. V Jan 17th, 2006 02:40 AM

I've been in ALterac Valley for a about 3 days now. I've won two matches and lost one. I actually took command of the entire raid and led us to victory, with the help of Gimmpy. He was my second in command. We won in one hour and ten minutes. I'm already honered, I'm all decked out in Frostwolf gear. I kick ass.

bigtimecow Jan 17th, 2006 01:29 PM

i just realized the title was changed to father winter being naughty :lol

ALRIGHT COME ON, I NEED TO GET FROSTMAW DONE GUYS

DamnthatDavid Jan 17th, 2006 08:46 PM

Damn you Volsh! You and your honored status! Hunters just can't do the damage a war can... :(

Ninjavenom Jan 18th, 2006 04:22 PM




If anyone can guess where that is, you get a point :o

Emu Jan 18th, 2006 04:30 PM

it looks like those islands from WC3 where that one guy's tomb is

AChimp Jan 18th, 2006 05:28 PM

It looks like the roof of some Horde building in the Barrens.

bigtimecow Jan 19th, 2006 10:10 AM

yes! achimp is the man, getting me 4500 xp and a sweet helm for frostmaw.

for some reason, i pictured having to travel through a lot of mountains and caves for the quest, but it turns out that it only took like 5 fucking minutes.

i was glad to get it done, but right after i put the meat on the fire i ask "where is he" to find achimp (nimon) and someone else (korax) hitting frostmaw maybe twice, and ask soon as i get a glimpse at him he's collapsing. lame, but cool.

THANKS FELLAS, I-MOCK FORLYFE BFFLS

AChimp Jan 19th, 2006 10:34 AM

Haha Frostmaw is level 37 with just a few more HP than a regular yeti.

You need to explore more areas and get more flight paths. >:

Ninjavenom Jan 19th, 2006 10:40 AM

Which server are you guys playing on? I play with the guys at my work on Hellscream, and they're all alliance, but i do wanna start a Horde character eventually :o

DamnthatDavid Jan 19th, 2006 04:05 PM

We kicking it around Laughing Skull. If you start one, give me a yell. I have a low level Alt Warrior that would be awesome to bring up with someone else. Chimp left me in the dust with nimon. *sob*

bigtimecow Jan 19th, 2006 09:31 PM

:(

i'm still a nub

DeadKennedys Jan 20th, 2006 02:00 AM

Well, Medivh finished the War Effort collection and the Scarab Wall has been opened. I read that alot of lower levels tagged along to see the event unfold, but all players under level 30 were told that they were crowding the place and would be ported "somewhere safe" for the duration of the event. Also, characted creation on Medivh and Mannorath (who's in 2nd place) has been frozen till the thing's over.

I think it's kinda shitty that Blizzard continuously gives the shaft to low level players who want to participate in some new content, whether it's this event or dungeons that only the most hopelessly hardcore losers can participate in (like BWL); many of which may have helped out with the collection effort.

AChimp Jan 20th, 2006 09:53 AM

Actually, those low level characters had no business being there and many were characters that people from other servers created just to a) slow down the server to delay the opening and b) see the event for themselves because their server is a few weeks behind.

Ninjavenom Jan 21st, 2006 10:39 AM

For the record, anyone who uses the term "twink" instead of "tweak" is a total faggot. Mostly because it's a stupid word, but also, i would not like to think of gay sex when i think of Warcraft, if possible.

Chojin Jan 21st, 2006 11:42 AM

It's just like, two steps away already.

Carnivore Jan 21st, 2006 03:26 PM

Infidel.

mew barios Jan 21st, 2006 04:56 PM

Forgive me, friend! Your death only adds to my failure!

you kill vael yet carni? we got him the other day

Shifty Jan 21st, 2006 06:38 PM



Takin From a guy at CSDL Forums.

Dr. V Jan 21st, 2006 10:02 PM

That's weird, my warlock's name is kiljaden and even though its not the same it's close. I've even talked to GM's and they haven't said a word.

AChimp Jan 21st, 2006 11:38 PM

Blizzard only cares if someone reports your name. There was a guy in DA named Porass that got reported by some asshole (Porass refused to sell him a bunch of mats for really cheap, so the guy reported him). He changed his name to Morass, and then was reported again so he changed it back to Porass. :lol

Carnivore Jan 21st, 2006 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mew barios
Forgive me, friend! Your death only adds to my failure!

you kill vael yet carni? we got him the other day

Yeah, we've taken Vael down once. Of course I couldn't live through it. I was smacked with Burning Adrenaline like third in the fight. We HAD Razorgore on farm until we had to train a bunch of new hunters :(

AChimp Jan 22nd, 2006 02:06 AM

We just attempted Razorgore tonight. A few hours of constant wiping sucks. We didn't even get to phase 2 because the hunters in our guild fucking suck. Bunch of PvP fags. >:

DamnthatDavid Jan 22nd, 2006 06:22 AM

I would play Makatiel more often if people in Testament would help some of those who don't have all the keys to get all the keys.

I can name a couple :( but the Raids are always full, so it seems like they never need to bother to get others the required items.

Carnivore Jan 22nd, 2006 07:14 PM

We killed Razorgore our fourth attempt on our first night and several times since. Attempts on him are either disastrous or pristine. I can generally tell pretty quickly what it's going to be. During Razorgore, paladins heal exclusively. I can tell we'll wipe if I have dragonkin crawling up my ass not being put to sleep by druids. When I have to switch from healing those in my charge to healing myself exclusively just to stay alive, I know somebody fucked up in their kiting.

AChimp Jan 22nd, 2006 07:18 PM

Our best attempt was 12 eggs remaining. :(

ziggytrix Jan 22nd, 2006 07:20 PM

Man this thread is awesome. Every time I get the urge to reac, all I have to do is read it and the urge just goes away.

eggyolk Jan 23rd, 2006 01:12 AM



Full Defias >: >:

Dr. V Jan 23rd, 2006 03:43 AM

I wanna do things... No one will let me :(

Ninjavenom Jan 23rd, 2006 09:29 AM

I look a lot like that and i just got to redridge o .o

creepy o .o

CaptainBubba Jan 23rd, 2006 09:59 PM

The gate just opened on Medeivh! :o :o

eggyolk Jan 23rd, 2006 11:04 PM

yea thats what everyone on my server was saying.. i wonder what happens now :/

Dr. V Jan 24th, 2006 05:37 AM

You walk through it.... :rolleyes

eggyolk Jan 24th, 2006 04:29 PM

oh thanks man i didnt know :lol i was just clearing it up i didnt know what in the :lol world would happen man lol

AChimp Jan 25th, 2006 12:50 AM

ALLIANCE HOMOS :rolleyes

Dr. V Jan 26th, 2006 08:47 PM

:rolleyes

ItalianStereotype Jan 26th, 2006 10:09 PM

someone tell me why the Blood Elves are Horde prz.

Misdemonar Jan 26th, 2006 10:12 PM

to pretty them up.

ItalianStereotype Jan 26th, 2006 10:44 PM

someone tell me why the Blood Elves are Horde prz.

Guitar Woman Jan 26th, 2006 10:46 PM

Because Alliance is for faggots. >:

ItalianStereotype Jan 26th, 2006 10:53 PM

someone tell me why the Blood Elves are Horde prz.

ziggytrix Jan 26th, 2006 11:43 PM

so this was a new expansion, right? anything worthwhile in it, and how much did it cost, 20 bucks?

CaptainBubba Jan 27th, 2006 12:41 AM

Blood Elves are horde because they allied with the naga and illidan and are no longer trusted by the alliance because of their dangerous lust for magic.

This is not the expansion and costed nothing extra.

ziggytrix Jan 27th, 2006 12:49 AM

ok, so i had to read up to figure out what this recent patch biz was all about. did the queue changes fix everything i hated about the BGs, or are there still shitty 1 hour or longer waits to get into team-based pvp?

AChimp Jan 27th, 2006 01:01 AM

The long queues were only because people on both sides weren't signing up. They've lowered the starting number threshold, though, so games will start much quicker. Also, it definitely helps to be Horde on most servers if you want to play BGs.

Arathi Basin are the fastest and always seems to have lots of people playing in them. Once you're level 60, that is. Lowbie PvP blows. :(

I haven't waited longer than 5 minutes for an AB match. Usually it tells me I can enter in about 10 seconds.

ItalianStereotype Jan 27th, 2006 08:59 AM

see, I played Frozen Throne and all, but I still don't see how the Blood Elves are Horde. being not Alliance doesn't make one the Horde.

or does it in WoW?

if it does, I'll have lost any interest in playing it at all.

bigtimecow Jan 27th, 2006 10:05 AM

we should be able to be darkmoon faeries :love

CaptainBubba Jan 27th, 2006 06:09 PM

The Horde is an alliance of convenience for all but the orcs, tauren, and trolls who are in truth allies. The Undead and Blood Elves hope to get mutual benifit from their alliance with the Horde but have no true allegiance to their allies.

Its not that hard to understand and fits fine with WC3 Lore. Factions and races re-alligned all the time in the game and alliances were formed for what people saw as their joint interests, so why would it not happen now?

Pretty much every dungeon with humanoids is a good example of Not Alliance but also Not Horde.

Chojin Jan 27th, 2006 06:16 PM

What side are omni-tek and the clans on, though?

Dr. V Jan 28th, 2006 04:12 AM

The Blood Elves and The Forsaken also have a big thing in common, hatred for the scourge.

ItalianStereotype Jan 28th, 2006 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
The Horde is an alliance of convenience for all but the orcs, tauren, and trolls who are in truth allies. The Undead and Blood Elves hope to get mutual benifit from their alliance with the Horde but have no true allegiance to their allies.

Its not that hard to understand and fits fine with WC3 Lore. Factions and races re-alligned all the time in the game and alliances were formed for what people saw as their joint interests, so why would it not happen now?

Pretty much every dungeon with humanoids is a good example of Not Alliance but also Not Horde.

where is any of that in the story? where I left off, Arthas had merged with Ner'zhul and became the new Lich King, leaving him in effective control of Lordaeron, Azeroth, and the like. now, why would he ally himself with the Horde in far off Kalimdor? and the Blood Elves I might understand, since Illidan lost to Arthas, but why the Horde? why not return to the Alliance. Blizzard has just become lazy.

eggyolk Jan 28th, 2006 11:06 AM

most people assume its because the horde doesnt really have a "pretty" race. heard the alliance might be getting drenai

AChimp Jan 28th, 2006 11:12 AM

Arthas is most certainly not allied with the Horde. The blood elves hate the Alliance now for not putting enough effort into defending Quel'Thalas.

You're forgetting that WoW takes place like 5 years after Frozen Throne, so lots of shit happens in between. Plus, it's Blizzard's game and they can do what they want. If you're going to get all fired up about blood elves being part of the Horde, then there's a million smaller things about the game that will also piss you off.

ziggytrix Jan 28th, 2006 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
What side are omni-tek and the clans on, though?

OMG AO! :eek

James Jan 28th, 2006 08:31 PM

I'm still not playing this game. :(

However, I have a speculated return date of June 2006. Hopefully, my library of games will be mostly filled with beaten games, as opposed to still-in-shrinkwrap-or-opened-but-I'm-just-kidding-myself games.

I hate all the stuff I'm missing out on, though. Halloween and Christmas really bummed me out, because those are some kicking rad events. :(

DamnthatDavid Jan 28th, 2006 08:53 PM

Edit: From the WoW Site

Thousands of years ago, the exiled Highborne landed on the shores of Lordaeron and founded the enchanted kingdom of Quel'Thalas. These high elves, as they called themselves, created a fount of vast, magical energies within the heart of their land - the Sunwell. Over time, they grew dependant on the Sunwell's unstable energies - regardless of the bitter lessons they'd learned in ages past.

During the Third War, the villainous Prince Arthas invaded Quel'Thalas and reduced the once-mighty realm to rubble and ashes. His undead army decimated nearly ninety percent of the high elven population. In addition, he used the Sunwell's energies to resurrect Kel'thuzad - a powerful undead Lich - thereby fouling the Sunwell's mystical waters. The few elven survivors, realizing that they had been cut off from the source of their arcane power, grew increasingly volatile and desperate.

In the midst of the elves' darkest hour came Kael'thas Sunstrider - the last of Quel'Thalas' royal bloodline. Kael, as he was commonly known, knew that the remnant of his people would not long survive without the nourishing magics that once empowered them. Renaming his people blood elves, in honor of their fallen countrymen, he taught them how to tap into ambient mystical energies - even demonic energies - in order to sate their terrible thirst for magic. In search of a new destiny for his people, Kael'thas ventured to the remote world of Outland where he encountered the fallen night elf, Illidan. Under Illidan's tutelage, Kael and his blood elves have regained much of their former power.

Unfortunately, the blood elves' practice of embracing demonic energies resulted in them being shunned by their former comrades in the Alliance. Thus, the remaining blood elves on Azeroth look desperately to the Horde to help them reach Outland, where they can reunite with Kael'thas and achieve the golden destiny he promised them.

Carnivore Jan 30th, 2006 02:31 AM

Arthas is not allied with the Horde. Sylvanas and The Forsaken are. Remember they regain their free will and rebel before Arthas reaches The Frozen Throne. It's a flimsy affiliation, just like the Blood Elves' affiliation with the Horde will be.

Downed Broodlord Lashlayer tonight. Paladin loot drought in progress, sadly :(

AChimp Jan 30th, 2006 10:48 AM

Congrats on the Broodlord. :rave

Shaman epics never seem to drop either. It's pissing a lot of people off in my guild.

Misdemonar Jan 30th, 2006 11:12 AM

I'm still level 46, still tried to raid Omen though, had 50 allis there, Omen is a hard fucker.

DamnthatDavid Jan 30th, 2006 12:14 PM

My Alt is progressing nicely, I'm at 29. Going to get 31ish Today.

Makatiel is Offically dead to me as a playing charachter. Stupid weak ass hunter :( I'll use him as money support for my Alts.

CaptainBubba Jan 30th, 2006 04:48 PM

omen is super easy if you know the trick.

Moonlight hurts him :O


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