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EisigerBiskuit Mar 11th, 2006 08:21 PM

Page 60 is perverse :x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCCC9unFErM

the_dudefather Mar 11th, 2006 09:11 PM

:lol and :x at the same time

Dr. V Mar 12th, 2006 10:03 PM

Dear GOD I hope he was joking around.

AChimp Mar 12th, 2006 10:15 PM

That movie is hilarious :(

BTW, Broodlord down. :posh

eggyolk Mar 12th, 2006 11:53 PM

haha i've heard of that night elf story but i've never seen the video :lol

Carnivore Mar 13th, 2006 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp
BTW, Broodlord down. :posh

That's cute. We've only Nefarian left to destroy :rock

AChimp Mar 13th, 2006 02:52 PM

You know why the paladin Tier 2 helm is a full mask? It's to hide their faces because of SHAME. :tear

Dr. V Mar 13th, 2006 11:07 PM

Because they are all GAY!

the_dudefather Mar 13th, 2006 11:31 PM

stop being jealous at the awesome armor (yeah pallys are gay but the judgement set looks cool in my opinion)


yeah and my lv60 is a pally :P (havent played as him for a while tho)

Dr. V Mar 14th, 2006 05:31 AM

It's all about the Shaman's baby.

bigtimecow Mar 14th, 2006 11:00 AM

fuck y'all niggas


huntaaaaaaaaaaaaahs

the_dudefather Mar 14th, 2006 05:37 PM

i actually prefer my orc warrior

KERREK THE DESTRUCT-TOR!

god dammit im renewing my suscription once my main workload is over

Misdemonar Mar 14th, 2006 11:03 PM

Wairrors, faggots. >:

Dr. V Mar 15th, 2006 05:28 AM

Seen this?

bigtimecow Mar 16th, 2006 08:48 AM

lol

THATS THE BEST THING I EVER SAW

Misdemonar Mar 16th, 2006 12:09 PM

that comic has a couple other WoW refernces.

bigtimecow Mar 16th, 2006 04:23 PM

oh, so i guess you're the asshole that likes to point out facts and not explain them

>:

AChimp Mar 16th, 2006 05:07 PM

The Serpent Lord is the title of the last boss in Wailing Caverns and Jenkins is a reference to Leeroy. :O

bigtimecow Mar 16th, 2006 05:18 PM

i just noticed he's playing on a mac (GET IT?)

AChimp Mar 16th, 2006 06:50 PM

http://mordots.com/

MORE DOTS!

ziggytrix Mar 16th, 2006 11:37 PM

that guy sounds like a french-canadien wanker.

AChimp Mar 17th, 2006 01:24 AM

EU servers, so probably. Those damn French-Canadians are all foreigners.

AChimp Mar 20th, 2006 02:21 PM

I gotta say that Azuregos is probably one of the most fun fights in the entire game. He's a big blue dragon that runs around Azshara a couple times per week.

Unfortunately I didn't get many screenshots since I had to run around and PvP to protect the main tank and healers. A bunch of Alliance tried to mess us up, but we took care of them quickly. >:

Moobs Mar 20th, 2006 02:51 PM

So I was playing WoW which was the first time in forever and decide to follow this guy for ages, and it was good because the monsters wouldn't attack him. So I'm doing good, completing some quests until A BIG DWARF COMES FROM BEHIND A TREE AND KILLS ME! :(

Then there was this big spider waiting for me when I found my corpse, and his lvl was '??' so I think he was very powerful :(

In conclusion, I'm much better at FPS games

CaptainBubba Mar 20th, 2006 10:58 PM

I quit another guild because they were like "help with Strat UD" and I was like "nothx dun feel like it" and they told the guild master and he pst'ed me a FUCKING ESSAY about how "you are not what this guild is looking for blah blah blah we all need to be socialble and help people out even when we gain nothing for it blah blah blah so go or leave the guild blah". I fucking hate that I cant just solo MC with alot of work and time or something. Not my fault PUGs are so incompetent and lazy. Guilds I just dont have the patience or time for. I already have a job and school this is A GAME. Bah.

AChimp Mar 21st, 2006 12:49 AM

That'll actually get you kicked out of most guilds I know of. :/

The more people help out, the better the guild does as a whole and the more phat loot you can rake in. Of course, when there's a big difference in player advancement, the higher people usually don't want to help the lower ones. You should try looking for an uber guild, but uber guilds don't like people who've changed guilds more than they change clothes.

ArrowX Mar 21st, 2006 01:18 AM

http://ragnarosisserious.ytmnsfw.com/

And again http://ragnarosisserious.ytmnsfw.com/

HES BACK!!! :lol

Supafly345 Mar 21st, 2006 01:50 AM

You're such a poser arrow.

ArrowX Mar 21st, 2006 02:09 AM

A poser, I don't need to pose I'm prout to admit I've never played and probably never will play World of Faggot Craft.

Supafly345 Mar 21st, 2006 03:00 AM

I mean your avatar and thinking ytmnd is cool.

Jerk.

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 03:02 AM

YEAH, YOUR AVATAR SUCKS, ARROW X! >:

Supafly345 Mar 21st, 2006 06:22 AM

Oh, I must be missing out on something

iron mitchell Mar 21st, 2006 09:54 AM

re:
 
yeah, i think my game-card is up in a week or so. this game has been pretty boring for some time now.

bigtimecow Mar 21st, 2006 05:18 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMaTZ...=warcraft%20gm

dont you know if you guys have already seen that but it's insane

DamnthatDavid Mar 21st, 2006 11:19 PM

never seen that! It was awesome.

Now, it would of been beyond awesome if he went with Orc. Armor sets always look better on the big guys. (Tauren/Orc)

Dr. V Mar 21st, 2006 11:59 PM

Shweet!

ziggytrix Mar 22nd, 2006 03:58 PM

I want the bandwidth back that I wasted downloading that crap video.

CaptainBubba Mar 22nd, 2006 06:59 PM

Guilds are retarded. Anyone in a "uber" guild needs to re-prioritize their entire life if they think its a good idea to turn a video game into a part-time job. I'm just never gonna join a guild ever again. If it means I never see the inside of BWL or AQ40 so fucking be it its not fun anyway having some fat ugly pice of shit with a wierd whiny voice act like he has authority IN A VIDEO GAME.

Dr. V Mar 25th, 2006 12:57 AM

All hail Lord Bubba, king of the smartest thing I've heard all week.

eggyolk Mar 25th, 2006 02:24 PM

thankfully the guild im in doesnt put a lot of pressure on whether or not you are going to a raid. they'll say "forming a raid for <instance> PST for invite"

Misdemonar Mar 25th, 2006 07:33 PM

Razorgore isn't showing up in realms.

Dr. V Mar 29th, 2006 12:33 AM

So has anyone been able to connect since the patch?

AChimp Mar 29th, 2006 11:40 AM

I was able to connect for about 5 minutes yesterday, but then they shut all the realms down again. None of my mods work, so i have to reinstall them :(

Dr. V Mar 30th, 2006 01:51 AM

Mine too. So gay.

Immortal Goat Mar 30th, 2006 01:53 AM

Has anyone seen any weather effects?

AChimp Mar 30th, 2006 03:31 AM

Server restart, right before Rag! GG Blizz. :(

Marc Summers Mar 30th, 2006 07:30 AM

I found out today that one of my coworkers used to be a GM...
Just thought I'd throw that out there...yea...I don't play WOW or anything...yep...:/

CaptainBubba Mar 30th, 2006 04:58 PM

http://www.thottbot.com/?i=53171

lol.

I got salamander scale pants and cenarion belt :(

DamnthatDavid Apr 1st, 2006 08:04 AM

OH GOD!!! WISPS!!!

Blizzard really fooled us!

http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/burni...all/wisps.html

DamnthatDavid Apr 1st, 2006 08:05 AM

For those who don't get it. I just decided to skip the "OMG THE NEW ALLIANCE RACE IS WISPS" and just assume this is a Blizzard April Fools Joke.

Moobs Apr 1st, 2006 08:26 AM

When I look at the wisp it reminds me of Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force :(

the_dudefather Apr 1st, 2006 09:02 AM

wouldnt it be an even better april fools joke if it were true :P

please give us back the pandarans blizzard, they kicked ass

AChimp Apr 1st, 2006 02:45 PM

I spent about an hour farming Dark Iron dwarves for the new alchemy recipe and got two to drop during that time. Learned one, selling the other for lots of gold. :D

Dr. V Apr 1st, 2006 05:41 PM

Blizz just isn't trying anymore.

DamnthatDavid Apr 2nd, 2006 07:22 PM

what was the joke last year?

ziggytrix Apr 3rd, 2006 01:10 AM

two-headed ogre player class? or was that 2 years ago?

Dr. V Apr 3rd, 2006 01:31 AM

I think it was that one with the pandarian express where you order food and shit.

Moobs Apr 3rd, 2006 09:35 AM

Quote:

Following the growth of World of Warcraft, we are pleased to announce our latest business venture: World of Warcraft themed restaurants. The first of the World of Warcraft themed restaurants, named "BurgerCraft," will open on June 1, 2006 in Los Angeles, California. Focusing on the cuisine of Azeroth, it will offer intrepid adventurers the chance to sample such dishes as Red Dragon Wings, Zealot Fries and Frost Shock Smoothies!
http://www.blizzard.co.uk/press/060401.shtml

Lol ;<

eggyolk Apr 3rd, 2006 11:26 PM

just started an undead lock on the pvp realm bonechewer if anyone wants to level with me. name is "watt"

AChimp Apr 5th, 2006 11:54 AM

Ossirian down! :O

One of the best fights in the game, IMO. You gotta kite him around and click crystals to zap him with lightning and put a debuff on him that makes him vulnerable to a random school of magic. Then you put on more dots and collect your loot!

AChimp Apr 6th, 2006 01:48 PM

Have you downed Nefarien yet, Carni?

If you're looking for a challenge, you should try Rag with 29 people. :O

CaptainBubba Apr 6th, 2006 09:07 PM

We can clear MC now in about 2 days but we dont have enough people who have finished the waterlords to summon majordomo yet.

Considering what it takes to do that I cant imagine doing BWL or clearing MC in 5 hours like some do.

I'll never see Ossiran because I have yet to be in a any group that can get past the 4th general in AQ20. :(

Carnivore Apr 7th, 2006 10:04 AM

We took a week off, will be picking up BWL again this Sunday. We're going to make a potion-aided push to get our first Nefarian kill on Monday. I'll try to remember to grab a screen of the body.

We clear MC in 3 1/2 hours now easily and we have killed Rag with close to 29. It just takes time to get to that point. I still remember when we were just getting our feet wet, attempting a boss or two twice a week....

CaptainBubba Apr 14th, 2006 04:19 AM

45 minute Strat UD DOWN! >:

with a pug no-less.

DeadKennedys Apr 15th, 2006 02:24 AM

I liked WoW when it first came out, but when Blizzard forgot about the casual players I kinda got out of it. Where do people find the time to farm weeks upon weeks for this "epic gear," then sit down for 5+ hours in the endgame dungeons?

Seems like all this reputation farming coupled with getting the next tier of items (before another tier is released) is just busywork to keep people occupied and paying the $15 a month. Where's the fun in it? I've heard countless times that you "have to work to get to the fun parts." Isn't that what getting a job's for? And to play video games to escape all that for an hour or two?

Cripes

Dr. V Apr 15th, 2006 03:03 AM

DAMN STRAIGHT BROTHA! I want epic gear. I also have no time in my schedule to go on a 5 hr MC or farm for Defilers rep for a week. On top of that, I dont have the time to make the money to buy the gear the rep has earned me. WHERE'S MY PURPZ, MAN!?

AChimp Apr 15th, 2006 03:42 AM

The epic items are in the game to reward people who invest the time in it. You're not going to get a super powerful character for a minimum amount of effort in any MMORPG.

You can't expect to spend 2 hours per week and be at the same level as people who play all the time.

Guitar Woman Apr 15th, 2006 03:45 AM

If you want your fucking epic item so bad just use cheats to get it, god :rolleyes

Carnivore Apr 15th, 2006 04:45 AM

Still haven't downed Nefarian, for the record :(

ziggytrix Apr 15th, 2006 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys
Seems like all this reputation farming coupled with getting the next tier of items (before another tier is released) is just busywork to keep people occupied and paying the $15 a month. Where's the fun in it? I've heard countless times that you "have to work to get to the fun parts." Isn't that what getting a job's for? And to play video games to escape all that for an hour or two?

Yeah. That's what I like about the lower levels of most MMOs, but it seems like they all do this once you get about 50-80% through the "level grind". It does keep the subscribers paying, and that's the bottom line for a business.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp
You can't expect to spend 2 hours per week and be at the same level as people who play all the time.

No, but it's irresponsible to reward people who play WAY more than any person should. People have lost jobs, failed out of shool, and even died from spending rediculous amounts of time playing MMOs.

Now I'm not goin all Jack Thompson on you guys here. I've no reason to believe that these mouth-breathers wouldn't have lost thier jobs or failed out of school otherwise, but it seems like MMOs attempt to reward absurdly obsessive behavior.

I haven't taken a character to 60 yet though, so I don't really know just how much better this epic equipment is than what can be acquired by someone who plays for 5-10 hours a week, as opposed to 5-10 hours (or more) per day!

CaptainBubba Apr 16th, 2006 05:21 AM

Its not sooo much better that a casual player would even notice a difference actually. Epic gear is made to make a difference in high end raid dungeons, so really the "problem" solves itself.

AChimp Apr 16th, 2006 12:57 PM

Actually it makes a huge difference, especially if you PvP.

I've got 7/8 Felheart and 1/8 Nemesis, and with full buffs I have 7100 hp now, which is more than most warriors. I've taken on three level 60 Alliance without epic gear and won with hardly a scratch, and not for their lack of trying. Without epic gear, I'd be sitting at around 4000 hp, and have about 200 less damage on all my spells.

DamnthatDavid Apr 16th, 2006 01:44 PM

Scary...

Well, my new Shammie main is stuck at 43.

EisigerBiskuit Apr 16th, 2006 02:54 PM

This game really isn't even that much of an extreme. In the time it takes me to get a level 60, other people could get 3, but I only spend about 2-4 hours a day just grinding away, and maybe doing 1 instance. Even with guild runs I can only afford to do that and nothing else.

CaptainBubba Apr 18th, 2006 02:18 AM

Its confirmed new race isn't Draeni ;p

suck it people its furlbolg I'll bet my Shrub Shoulders on it.

Dr. V Apr 18th, 2006 02:47 AM

Where did you hear that?

EisigerBiskuit Apr 18th, 2006 02:53 AM


CaptainBubba Apr 18th, 2006 04:17 AM

Beastiary update on the burning crusade webpage describes draeni as new mobs, devoted to illidan. ;p

Furlbolgs are the obvious choice now.

AChimp Apr 18th, 2006 11:19 AM

The Draeni listed in the bestiary aren't the same as the Lost Ones in Swamp of Sorrows.

CaptainBubba Apr 18th, 2006 02:20 PM

You're right.

"they lord over their lesser cousins, the wretched Lost Ones. "

;p

AChimp Apr 18th, 2006 03:50 PM

I'd put money on the new Alliance race being Worgen. Blizzard said that when they revealed the new race everyone would understand the choice and say, "Oh yeah, that makes sense."

- There are a lot of lowbie Alliance and Horde quests that have to do with the worgen. Moreso on the Alliance side with Duskwood, etc. since the Undead quests only involve stuff like "We want to experiment on his head! Fetch it for me."

- Gilneas (just south of Silverpine Forest, behind that big closed gate) would make a very good noob zone since it flows into higher level zones in the same progression as Undead currently do.

- Shadowfang Keep is right outside Gilneas, and is the main source of the worgen. Several Horde quests mention that Arugal was cursing humans in the area (Pyrewood and the related quests are perfect examples of this... the humans there change form depending on if you visit during the day or night).

- Worgen are ugly (but awesome).

For me, the Draeni don't really make any sense. The only place they are located is a tiny village consisting of a handful of buildings in Swamp of Sorrows, and the occassional wanderer in the Blasted Lands. They don't really fit into the story anywhere as it currently stands other than "Yeah, we escaped through the Dark Portal when Draenor exploded."

ziggytrix Apr 18th, 2006 04:32 PM

http://www.wowwiki.com/Rumored_Races

my bet is on Forest Troll, because Blizzard is that gay.

Moobs Apr 18th, 2006 08:52 PM

Drakonids look awesome, I'm betting it's going to be Furbolg though.

Murlocs would be shit.

the_dudefather Apr 18th, 2006 09:27 PM

correction: murlocs would be awesome

then again i like murlocs (to the extent of making a plush one)

if murlocs are not going to be a race then they will probobly have an instance or something, where you have to fight lots of them and their deep sea god or something (speculation based on the new murloc lore page)

ziggytrix Apr 18th, 2006 10:36 PM

if alliance gets murlocs, i'm ditching horde that very day.


edit: yeah, i just want to run around ironforge on an RP server screaming "brulahralghalghlar!" over and over

Moobs Apr 18th, 2006 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_dudefather

if murlocs are not going to be a race then they will probobly have an instance or something, where you have to fight lots of them and their deep sea god or something (speculation based on the new murloc lore page)

Ok that would be awesome :(

I have my reasons for not liking murlocs, I ran into a lot of them in silverpine and the kicked my furry ass :(

DeadKennedys Apr 19th, 2006 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggytrix
http://www.wowwiki.com/Rumored_Races

my bet is on Forest Troll, because Blizzard is that gay.

I dunno, that could be pretty cool. Now that the elves are on the Horde, the alliance (humans and dwarves never had a personal grudge against forest trolls) is gonna need the best elf-haters there are

EisigerBiskuit Apr 19th, 2006 12:59 AM

So I guess that since Murlocs are intellegent, some anyway, that they'll have speech. Since, you know, you need jokes and other emotes.

the_dudefather Apr 19th, 2006 07:49 AM

diddnt they chat to you in the opening levels of warcraft 3? cant remember

Dr. V Apr 19th, 2006 06:10 PM

Worgen seems the most likely, next to forest trolls. We have to pratical, people.

DamnthatDavid Apr 20th, 2006 02:48 PM

Pratical be damned.

Gurlugon Apr 20th, 2006 09:40 PM

I got my first Tier-1 piece two days ago. Sabatons of Might for the win.

Dr. V Apr 22nd, 2006 04:21 AM

Worgan and Forest trolls make the most sence I guess. Think about hat each rumored race would gain by joining the Alliance. Not much, cuz the alliance blows! HA BURNED OMGWTFNERFPALLYS!

Misdemonar Apr 22nd, 2006 12:30 PM

when is the expansion coming out?

CaptainBubba Apr 22nd, 2006 02:59 PM

the tier 0.5 questline is one of the coolest ive ever had. And the most challenging. Even though i have epics of all the items i'll get from it anyway I'm, really enjoying it and reccomend it. I'm up to the random boss summon before valthalak.

Chojin Apr 22nd, 2006 03:14 PM

This is the only thread you'll ever find captinbubba in on these boards anymore :< ONLY NOW IT'S NEVER INTERESTING GOD DAMN YOU WOW

CaptainBubba Apr 22nd, 2006 03:43 PM

The other threads are good and everything its just when I stop talking about wow I start to sweat and my face gets all red and I get tired and confused. I could stop wow anytime I want I just don't feel like it. I'm thinking about dropping out of school and taking up a sex phone chatline job so that I can raid every night and masturbate to anime during the day as god intended. Sometimes I question whether I will look back on my life in fond rememberence or unfathomable sadness when I am 60 but then I remember that there are 50 different colors of basalisks and I still need to get my super armor set so that I can go in the sand colored dungeon and kill the 49th color. (Its teal btw).

Sam Apr 23rd, 2006 01:41 PM

I think I will soon be returning to WoW. :(

EDIT: They keep characters when you cancel your account right? :tear

DamnthatDavid Apr 24th, 2006 03:04 AM

aye. I go on hiatus everyone 3 months for 1-3 months. Just to prove to my friends that I don't need to play it all the time.

They have always kept my charachters on Laughing Skull.

Shifty Apr 24th, 2006 06:30 AM

WoW is gay and should suck my nut.



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